Overly Attached...Zombie?

Mfw your comment probably gets more likes than my content.

you will both have the same amount

where is this from

I have no idea why but this gif made me laugh so damn hard

and....if you ever thought she never needed to blink
as a zombie, she actually never needs to

i will happily let her have a piece of me inside her.

This needs thumbs, a lot of them.

here
have my firstborn son

the zombie girl and ill be making alot more

wait... why do you have this?

is that a series?

i wish
id love a show about zombie babes

i am strangly aroused.

ill hire you a zombie stripper

Worst.
Movie.
Ever.

< the real adunsaveme

But in all seriousness, it was funny, but only because it was so damn bad.
Kinda like Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

i think its a theme going on a bit

modern day movie techniques to make 80's style movies

kinda like Planet terror and dead snow

i hope she doesn't bite,

too hard.

she'll do what shes paid to do
if you want bites ill pay the extra

dude, now imagine that male zombies become aroused, but because they have no blood flow they wont get boners. they would have such a sad life forever.

disturbing as it may seem, i read a book about random zombie stories

some coporation sold zombies as domestic helpers and if customers wanted male zombies able to fuck, there was some kind of inflatable thing put inside the male zombies that made their gear hard

when i read that my mind exploded

wait, so zombies exist? wth... who would be stupid enough to make dead things come back to life.

*slaps*
i said zombie stories dude

though would be cool is zombies existed
id get myself a hot zombie girl with pale skin and make her all goth

sorry, sometimes i read half comments, i'm not really a goth lover though. but i have low standards.

so what would your zombie girl be like?

that's the problem... i need to see different to choose. i can't just say like that. not really low standards now i think about it.

ill get you that zombie girl from return of the living dead 3

how could you not want that

you are into girls right?

yes. did i say i did not want her?

well Me Gusta means youre not sure

I'd go for it.

ditto

who wouldn't?

idk...but imagine telling that story to your friends! like dude yea last she fucked me with a strapon...i kinda DUG it.

ill go now

yeah, that's one of the sex stories you keep to yourself

you're fucking o.a.g...nothing is secret...shes gunna tell her friends; id tell mine.

hell and everytime we did it i'd show that bitch how i want her to act when i'm in her poopchute.

i'd teach that bitch, bitches love being taught

As much as I'm into everything you just said, I think we can end this conversation now before one of us gets a really unnecessary erection.

too late.

I would,but my anus would be ripped apart due to her penetration

and then she bites it off

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCjhZAGZKEI

well how about that

I've seen this before. Still makes my penis literally retract into my body every time.