Tip For bachelors

what happens when you have company?

You won't.

cover spoon in cling film

You are completely missing the point if you wash the cling film.

Then just skip it entirely and just wash the bowl. The cling film idea is for the lazy that don't want to wash than for the poor.

If you just keep using the spoon for every meal it never really feels dirty.

You look close enough.

I love you.

Hey he looks fami-....Time to rev up my PS1 and find Spyro.

So's your moms ass, hippie.

Sorry, I had to do it.

I have nothing against your glorified leaf plates.

"Sorry, I had to do it.

I have nothing against your glorified leaf plates."

You're the one who made an ass of yourself here

Ok, sorry I took it in a bad way.

He admitted failure, why the red thumbs?

You made my day

No STD's for that plate.

why not use an actual condom for cereal on the go?

^ this man is going places.

except that it wouldnt work. a condom would be too long for a spoon and too stretchy to gogurt. your best bet would actually to have a half-empty quart of milk filled the rest of the way with cereal.

Hey, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT LOSER TALK, now get your ass working.

alright boss, I'll get to work now. what's on your to do list for me?

No, but it could potentially melt the plastic

wax paper

is much more expensive

Sasha?!

You need multiple dishes to pour a bowl of cereal?

I don't know about you but my cereal doesn't look like that. You have some fucked up cereal.

Please look at it again and tell me how that is cereal

Oh modern human, you so silly

or, one up that and get degradable dishware more expensive, but better for environment

or even better yet, eat your mac and cheese from the pot!

Or you could just eat shit off of the ground in the city streets.

With the spoon you used to stir it while cooking, FBF as fuck!

together, rgarnett, we could save the world :)

thumbs for all of you.

and for you

mfw