hell yeah

**** yea
MoPAR

Mopar or No Car

Makes me want a 69' Corvette with a fat Holley Supercharger sticking it's fat head out the hood and name it Bessie. I have that urge right now.

440 Magnum ************ .

savages. The lot of you.

quite right!

Meh

******* not plastic....

and its probably carbon fiber body..

also dont see how they could get away with that pointed front end..
here in aus you arent even allowed to have bonnet pins because they could "impale" someone if you hit them

I'm so glad people finally agree with me on this stuff. So few people actually like cars with legitimate character and aesthetic appeal anymore. Everybody always wants something that looks sharp and exotic as a status symbol.

Being from Detroit myself, I can tell you that love of ******* cars will not die out. Look up info on the Woodward Dream Cruise sometime. Then drool over the pictures.

I'm partial to old GTOs myself.

That was a most beautiful sight.

Yeah. I live less than three miles from Woodward Avenue. All year round, you can spend a half hour on that road and see at least a couple ******* cars go by.

The day of the Dream Cruise, a twelve mile long stretch of it is packed with ******* cars. And its five lanes on both sides. That's a **** ton of cars.

There's some newer cars, but it's mostly about the ******** . And others. I've seen the Ghostbusters car there. And the Adam West era Batmobile. And the cop car from the first Transformers movie. That guy parks at the same gas station every year.

If you ever travel here, come in the middle of August. It's always the second or third weekend of that month.

Where is Woodward?

It's a road that starts in downtown Detroit, right in front of the GM building, and runs NW for a little over twenty miles, to the city of Pontiac.

Fun Fact: The first mile of paved road in the world was a stretch of Woodward Avenue between Six Mile road and Seven Mile road.

Well **** . Guess I'm moving to Detroit someday. Tell me, what do people think of rednecks and the Confederate flag up there?

Well, the suburb of Hazel Park has the nickname "Hazeltucky". So, there's a hint.

Mostly depends on where you're at. North and west of the city don't really care, in the city and south of it might shoot you on sight for the flag at least. The redneck part we don't really care.

Hell, Jeff Foxworthy started his "You Might Be A Redneck If..." stuff at a show here in the 80's. Plus, hillbillies used to mean "Michigan dirt farmers".

Ah, ok lol cause I tend to wear my 'Southern Discomfort' vest a lot.

Eh, just don't wear it south of 8 Mile and you'll be fine.

You ever see "8 Mile"? That place he does the rap battle at? I've been there once. It's a homeless shelter that uses the basement for various local music performances.

Yep, I remember it lol, I'd probably die really quick XD

Nah. Just attacked. I'm willing to bet you can hold your own in a fist fight.

Not as many shootings as you'd think in Detroit.

Well I'm from a small town in Colorado soooo yeah lol

I'm curious. What seems to be the most prominent car company in your area?

Here it's GM by a landslide. I see so many GM cars on the road around here. So many.

And I drive one myself.

Chevy and Ford mostly, all the Mexicans drive them. All the white people I know drive Dodge and the occasional Chevy for some reason.

Yeah, you get a little of everything here. but mostly GM stuff.

I myself drive an 06 Monte Carlo.

One guy at my work has an 86 Porsche 944. Another guy used to have an 08 Caliber SRT4.

yea.. this is my dream car, 67 firebird
atm i have a third gen v6.. dropping a 350 crate motor in it soon :)

nothin beats 60's and 70's for sexyness

Ha ha, my neighbor has two of them outside. One color red in perfect condition and another color white like 90%. I've been living here for like 6 months and I've never seen him take them out.

What about the 50's?

Lucky sumbitch lol, my dream would be the Plymouth Hemi Cuda and a 440 mag.

Call me Cliché but, Mine is a Gorgeous 69 RS/SS 396 Camaro, With a lingenfeltzer dropped V8. ********
<69 RS/SS, not lingenfeltzer

Nice. It's not a Mopar but I won't argue with the Camaro's

Also can't argue with a Trans Am... Sigh there really isnt enough new age muscle cars either...

We don't need New Age muscle, we just need more old school muscle. As in don't let Hollywood destroy hundreds upon thousands of potential beauties.

I dunno man, GM did pretty good with the New ZL1, I mean 580 off the ******** line.. thats pretty deadly. It also has a faster time around nurburgring than the Porche, so I think they're definately proving themselves. The new 302 from Ford isn't exactly a shame either.

Yeah, they all perform well, I just don't like them all that much. They lack the character of the old muscle y'know?

I really want a Ferrari Daytona... mmmm... or out of newer cars, an Aston Martin DB Black. It's just gorgeous.

The only 'new' vehicle worth having.

No no no... youre doing it all wrong... Little trucks are the way to go...

(My S10 in the process of a V8 conversion)

sorry to hear about your penis

What's there to be sorry for? 6 and a half inches isn't bad.
By the way, old joke is old.

no one asked you about the size of your prick

Buckwheat did after insinuating it was of small stature.

still no one cares dude

why do people like trucks so much? personnaly, i think theyre nasty

Which is more useful? A two door sedan or a large pickup? I'm fairly certain the answer is obvious. But regardless, I like trucks because I don't have to worry about tearing up my undercarriage by going over a speed bump or hitting a ditch while going a tad bit too fast.

>two door
>sedan

Pick one.... (sedans are not 2 door... thats a coupe...)

Well, i have both a ford ranger and a 2008 yaris in the family
(the yaris is only like a seat row larger than a smart car)

We get more **** done in the yaris than we do with the truck, thing gets 40 MPG
and that midget-mobile takes ****** speedbumps at 40 like a boss

Depends doesn't it? If you don't need to do a lot of towing or heavy lifting then there's no real point in having a truck that drains gas like a ************ . And if you obey the speed limit and street signs (which people obviously have a hard time with) then speed bumps and dips shouldn't be an issue.

Trucks are all around useful, whether you need to move something that won't fit in a car, or go and get groceries. Either way you're better off.

While I wouldn't mind having a truck myself, I have to politely disagree. IF I don't need anything bigger than what can fit in my car, I don't need a truck. I can transport groceries just fine in my car without them getting windraped as well. And also back to the point of gas, if I can do everything I need to do with a truck that I can with my car, I'm not going to get a truck that will cost me even more in gas.

Well then to each their own. I just feel better prepared with a truck and tow hitch in case something happens or somebody gets in a jam.

See... I've also seen my car used to push another car up onto a trailer... Cars also have many uses depending on who's around.

The **** kinda car are you driving? o.O

2002 Chevy Malibu...

A Chevy not breaking down at the thought of actually doing something? Preposterous! Also, people are getting way too butthurt in here.

I will stick up for Chevy for the simple fact that EVERY Ford my family has had has broken down in no time while this little Malibu has reached over 180,000 miles and is still running strong besides some slight electrical issues.

I prefer Dodge... lol

I don't mind Dodge, just me and Ford have some type of anti thing against each other lol. For the most part, if I go against something someone else likes it's typically just me trolling.

Ah I splee lol that works.

Meh, not a huge truck fan. If I got one it'd be the Toyota Hilux, because those things are damn near invulnerable.

> Toyota
Son I am disappoint.

Watch Top Gear's video of them trying to destroy it, then talk to me.

There's a difference between Rednecks and Brits. We destroy **** for fun, they drink tea.

They set it on fire, and on top of a twenty three story building that was being demolished. Also left in in the ocean over night. I'm from Texas, I know what a truck doesn't normally survive, and those are some things they normally don't.

There are tanks that don't survive that punishment...

Can they survive a malstorm of bullets and other high velocity projectiles along with multiple pounds of explosives placed precariously around weak spots of the mtor and ******* ?

Not that I know of. I know another vehicle they tested, they used 7 pounds of C4 (which utterly destroyed a Hummer) and the only thing that happened was that the tire blew up.

Whoa o.O lol

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDoRmT0iRic

Found it.

DO ******* WANT!!

I know right!?

I could pick up tons of chicks in that sumbitch.

We're in a box canyon, what chicks are there to pick up!?

Yeah. I'll try and find the link for the video.

Sweeeeet

Yeah buddy.

o.O Pics? Also I don't own one... Yet, instead, this is what I have to work with.
Mopar Master Race

******* reply limits man. So you're down south where they keep all the good cars an whatnot.

You have my sincerest condolences friend.

I was actually talking about being within an hours drive of Obama, but that sucks too.

YES! I think we are somehow the same person.

Jes ju can.

Aww, so no pics?
The other toy

You evil sonuvabitch lol that's ****** .

That mailbox sticking out of your hood is driving me up the wall...

I know this... but it looks like a mailbox... and that drives me insane...

That's just an urban myth, if anything, large high power vehicles are a symbol of 'I have the dick that says I can handle this machine'.

I like these the most though.

Too bad you don't have any pictures of Rhonda.

Feely feels are being felt mate.

We're here for you bro. It's ok, you can cry.

May she rest peacefully in motor heaven.