College J-Walkers. Why did the chicken cross the road?. HI stop my car so you can walk across the street I better see seme hustle out of you. Knees to chest bit
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College J-Walkers

Why did the chicken cross the road?

HI stop my car so you can walk
across the street I better see
seme hustle out of
you. Knees to
chest bitch,
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Submitted: 11/15/2012
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#3 - itsupsidedown (11/15/2012) [+] (8 replies)
right of way bitch all walk as fast as i want
User avatar #9 to #3 - scorpionfrommk ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
my bumper disagrees
#6 - sandworm (11/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
cant stop laughing
#12 - Demonic Leprechaun (11/16/2012) [+] (12 replies)
You have a goddamn car   
I have to 						*******					 WALK   
I'll take my damn time   
10 seconds of waiting isn't going to kill you   
And if you're an asshole about it, I'll take even longer   
:D
You have a goddamn car
I have to ******* WALK
I'll take my damn time
10 seconds of waiting isn't going to kill you
And if you're an asshole about it, I'll take even longer
:D
#15 to #12 - uniqueusernames (11/16/2012) [-]
dont complain to us because you are a poorfag and have to walk
#5 - alawabidingcitizen ONLINE (11/15/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT!!!
#48 - themystic (11/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
traffic snail disagrees
traffic snail disagrees
#2 - gangstafish (11/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#39 - buttgauges (11/16/2012) [+] (9 replies)
I hate when people take their sweet ass time crossing the street in front of me. I always make an effort to jog across whenever I'm in that situation.
I hate when people take their sweet ass time crossing the street in front of me. I always make an effort to jog across whenever I'm in that situation.
User avatar #14 - mteverestand (11/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Oh my god. I live in Ann Arbor, where the University of Michigan is. The jaywalking is ridiculous. College students will just jump out in front of your car not even at an intersection and then give you a dirty look as you screech to a halt.
#72 - xxxdemongirl (11/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I've almost gotten hit by 6 cars in parking lots OR legal crosswalks in the past month... Not me being clumsy or anything, but because they refuse to slow down if they see a person.
I've almost gotten hit by 6 cars in parking lots OR legal crosswalks in the past month... Not me being clumsy or anything, but because they refuse to slow down if they see a person.
User avatar #53 - iliekcereal (11/16/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Is it just me or are people in way too much of a rush these days? Everyone seems to be too focused on where they're going that they forget to enjoy the journey. Everywhere I drive, everyone is going at least 10 miles above the speed limit, and for what? To get to the stoplight first? To get to some ****** strip mall to buy some **** you don't need? Everyone gets so ******* stressed about making it to their destination in as little way as possible, that they get themselves all worked up over it, and frankly, that's not the way I want to live my life. If you can't stop for a few minutes and enjoy the fact that you are, at the least, going somewhere, then what makes you think you're going to enjoy wherever it is you're going?
#42 - fatzanzy ONLINE (11/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
nah, i'm gonna crawl
#71 - dameseif (11/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**dameseif rolled a random image posted in comment #1745288 at MLP Friendly Board ** Come on black people you got new shoes on ! Why can't you cross the street faster?
User avatar #70 - capinsquiggles (11/16/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I always feel like **** if someone is nice enough to stop for me when they don't have to so I can cross the street, or if it's green for me to walk and someone wants to turn onto the street I'm walking past, so I always jog across

Don't know if that's a me thing, or a Canadian thing
User avatar #68 - dengekisushi (11/16/2012) [-]
I ******* hate jaywalkers on college campus.
We have well over a dozen college buses going through campus at rates of 25-30mph
and 46% of the students I see outside think it's okay to waltz in front of a ******* BUS when it's ten feet away from them and practically charging.
The students are all "lol I'm a pedestrian so they have to stop for me." I nearly fell over in a bus once because some dumb bitch didn't watch where she was going.

I'll have little to no sympathy when somebody gets hit (unless they die, then I'll be sad).
#54 - andhtwentyten (11/16/2012) [-]
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User avatar #46 - tjaw (11/16/2012) [-]
On the other hand, the opposite is just as bad. When assholes stop and stare at you when you stopped at the crosswalk so they could keep driving, but no. They stare. They bitch. Then they grow furious. In which case, i like to get out in front of their car, and then go down to untie and retie my shoes.
tl;dr: People are asshats.
User avatar #45 - burningsmurfs ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
What really irks me is when you wave em across but then they walk as diagonal as possible across the road to take the most amount of time possible. I mean it's like don't you KNOW how annoying that is? Rah ok sorry I am done with my rant.
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