You must be twelve.

Better to have one wherever you go than to not

What'd he say?

that wallets are bad for condoms.
Which is true, but people don't keep them there for it's condom preservation qualities

Thank you, good sir.

I'm not exactly sure why you're getting so many thumbs down when it is a true statement...

get out

Where else is he going to put it? In the fridge?

I'm assuming he said something about putting condoms in your wallet?

It's widely considered that having a condom in your wallet is bad luck. Mostly because in your wallet, the corners get folded, etc. which is a really sure way to get a condom to break inside the package. I keep mine in my car, if I go to a party or something, I'll put it in my pocket.

Of course, the 12 year olds that thumb him down don't know how fucking traumatic it is when you see a broken condom.

Could go all kinky, and put it in his rectum.
Then have the girlfriend fish it out.

Someone give me the "Me Gusta" face, I can't find it.

first page, first image of google images

"I can't find it" meant I can't find it in my reaction pictures folder.

I'm not as think as you dumb I am.

So you didn't think to just look for it again?

It's called being lazy.

whew had me worried.

here have an unrelated gif

...why do I think of Single Ladies when i see this gif?

it is the song its too..look up beyonce clown on youtube...short video

have another from OP

Muk used waterslide!

wailord*

well he is a gaint mass of mammal and he's solid (no matter how much it seems) and he'd probably just eat a muk if he saw it