FML. .. Can people really lose boners that easily? I only have to hug my girlfriend, and I have at least half-a-chub on. A fart wouldn't phase me. FML Can people really lose boners that easily? I only have to hug my girlfriend and at least half-a-chub on A fart wouldn't phase me
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#7 - NhuckCorris
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(11/15/2012) [-]
Can people really lose boners that easily?    
   
I only have to hug my girlfriend, and I have at least half-a-chub on. A fart wouldn't phase me.
Can people really lose boners that easily?

I only have to hug my girlfriend, and I have at least half-a-chub on. A fart wouldn't phase me.
#120 - sergeantwazup
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(11/16/2012) [-]
that wasn't a fart
#124 to #120 - Kellanved
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User avatar #131 to #120 - Schwarzenegger
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(11/16/2012) [-]
It was a queef.
#13 - pryhuss
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(11/15/2012) [-]
After me and my ex gf stopped ******* vigorously I decided to go to round two, and I went to eat her out and as soon as my tongue made contact with her snatch she let out the longest loudest most horrific queef right in my mouth, hence "EX" gf    
   
>Mfw
After me and my ex gf stopped ******* vigorously I decided to go to round two, and I went to eat her out and as soon as my tongue made contact with her snatch she let out the longest loudest most horrific queef right in my mouth, hence "EX" gf

>Mfw
User avatar #128 to #13 - thepyras
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(11/16/2012) [-]
Yeah, that's totally a good reason to break up with someone.
User avatar #34 to #13 - jcmonster
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(11/15/2012) [-]
Well in all fairness it's just as much your fault, since you were the one shoving air into her vagina.
User avatar #55 to #34 - buttplugmaster
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(11/15/2012) [-]
Debatabley, it's entirely his fault. Girls really don't have that much control over that type of thing.
#1 - sanguwan
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(11/15/2012) [-]
Doesn't matter. Had sex.
#29 - gamechap
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(11/15/2012) [-]
My girlfriend and I planned on 69ing for the first time this weekend.   
   
Maybe I should reconsider
My girlfriend and I planned on 69ing for the first time this weekend.

Maybe I should reconsider
User avatar #35 to #29 - joshofsouls
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(11/15/2012) [-]
Give her a Gas-X and you're good.
User avatar #40 to #35 - partnerintroll
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(11/15/2012) [-]
that makes you fart out the built up gas good sir
User avatar #46 to #40 - joshofsouls
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(11/15/2012) [-]
I don't know what you've been taking, but MY gas-X does not do that.
It's gas RELIEF.
User avatar #141 to #46 - hooligun
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(11/16/2012) [-]
and where do you think the gas goes when its "relieved" it doesnt just magically disappear..
#33 to #29 - ussioc
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(11/15/2012) [-]
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#30 to #29 - Aerosmither
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(11/15/2012) [-]
Don`t.
User avatar #44 to #29 - illegalartist
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(11/15/2012) [-]
shouldnt it be spontaneous? sounds like you both wrote it in your schedules..
"so im thinking thursday at 3pm i cant fit you in for a 69 and then we can get some icecream"
"sounds good but we'll have to finish before 5, im meeting stacy at the mall"

User avatar #86 to #44 - illegalartist
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(11/16/2012) [-]
can*
#105 - gangsterish
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#123 to #105 - ManInKilt
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(11/16/2012) [-]
here you go.
#77 - beeradthelaw
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(11/16/2012) [-]
I don't think I could ever 69 a girl.    
   
It would mean my nose is up against her asshole.
I don't think I could ever 69 a girl.

It would mean my nose is up against her asshole.
User avatar #97 to #77 - hideyowives
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(11/16/2012) [-]
you get used to it......and believe me after a while you will do worse
#115 to #77 - raigen
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(11/16/2012) [-]
This might be relevant? maybe?
#93 - mainstreamed
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#126 to #93 - morstactica
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(11/16/2012) [-]
Welp, I uhh... I don't even sentence.
Welp, I uhh... I don't even sentence.
User avatar #139 to #93 - misticalz
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(11/16/2012) [-]
Wait, was that his puke?

How the **** did he catch 99% of his puke? ;-;
#119 to #93 - badasstoaster
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(11/16/2012) [-]
The ****?
#58 - chowbot
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(11/16/2012) [-]
Well that just stinks.
#32 - ussioc
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(11/15/2012) [-]
HFW
HFW