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#90
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cometfire (11/15/2012) [-] 
As a Christian, and regular Bible studier, I can verify that masturbation is indeed natural and in no way against any law or considered a sin, unless you are doing it in a really perverse way. Like spying on your sister in the shower.
Fellow Christians. Masturbation helps relieve sexual tension from our bodies and can help keep us from making mistakes. Like accidental pregnancy. It also promotes healthy hormone and heart health, and can aid in fending off depression. Our bodies are designed to start having sex very early on and back when the new testament was written, you can legally marry by the age of 14 by your own consent and begin a family. We can't do that now because of today's laws in most countries. So the next best thing is masturbation. Hooray~
In short. Masturbation is good.
Keep fapping, my brothers.
Fellow Christians. Masturbation helps relieve sexual tension from our bodies and can help keep us from making mistakes. Like accidental pregnancy. It also promotes healthy hormone and heart health, and can aid in fending off depression. Our bodies are designed to start having sex very early on and back when the new testament was written, you can legally marry by the age of 14 by your own consent and begin a family. We can't do that now because of today's laws in most countries. So the next best thing is masturbation. Hooray~
In short. Masturbation is good.
Keep fapping, my brothers.
#154 to #90
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deltadeltadelta (11/16/2012) [-] Catholics consider masturbation a sin because they believe every sperm is sacred. It's also why they believe using condoms is a sin.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk
#112 to #101
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cometfire (11/15/2012) [-] OH OH OH! nono Onan refused a direct order. Jehovah was telling Onan to marry his brothers wife after he died so their family would continue, but he disobeyed and jacked off instead.
In the old testament, wasting your seed was bad. You were to marry ASAP and fill the earth with the pitter patter of little feet. But times have changed, laws have changed, and the bibles new testament stands for even todays rules.
In the old testament, wasting your seed was bad. You were to marry ASAP and fill the earth with the pitter patter of little feet. But times have changed, laws have changed, and the bibles new testament stands for even todays rules.
#105 to #99
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cometfire (11/15/2012) [-] Lust is an obsessive sexual desire. Like if you are chronically masturbating, or obsessed about it, then yeah that's kind of bad. I fantasize about my fiance. I've been dating her since I was 12 and she is the only girl [woman now] that I've seen ***** . I know..moral fag.
But we're human. We lust, envy, greed, get pissed off, and do all sorts of silly things. None of us are perfect. And it's not our fault.
But we're human. We lust, envy, greed, get pissed off, and do all sorts of silly things. None of us are perfect. And it's not our fault.
#102 to #99
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iliketires (11/15/2012) [-] I don't ********** because I'm lustful, I do it because im bored, or to calm down.
Basically masturbation for me is so I don't ****** people.
Basically masturbation for me is so I don't ****** people.
