Louis CK

Her face later that night

Does anyone else think that finding out someone thinks about you while masturbating would be a massive confidence boost and flatter you in a weird way?

As a Christian, and regular Bible studier, I can verify that masturbation is indeed natural and in no way against any law or considered a sin, unless you are doing it in a really perverse way. Like spying on your sister in the shower.

Fellow Christians. Masturbation helps relieve sexual tension from our bodies and can help keep us from making mistakes. Like accidental pregnancy. It also promotes healthy hormone and heart health, and can aid in fending off depression. Our bodies are designed to start having sex very early on and back when the new testament was written, you can legally marry by the age of 14 by your own consent and begin a family. We can't do that now because of today's laws in most countries. So the next best thing is masturbation. Hooray~

In short. Masturbation is good.
Keep fapping, my brothers.

Here is a photo of the Christian chick........................................................................... ................................................................................ ......................So you can fap to it

We masturbate so we can relieve stress, if we don't, we're all gonna become fucking rapists.

I'm a christian, but god damn, some christians just need to chill the fuck out.

not nearly as funny without hearing her response

She posts this picture of herself and expects us not to masturbate???

Comedian/Masturbator

Have a reaction pic of the last panel!

Saw him live a week ago.

He is freaking amazing...

**wriggler rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at The best caption **

The women's argument...

"I hope you do think about me." xD

And now I'm gonna fap to her to. Take that you self righteous bitch!

Somehow relevant

1) repost

2) fake
fuckin hell OP if you're gonna repost at least TRY not to be obvious about it