RUN FOREST

mfw I waited 15 seconds for this picture to load up. Stupid transparent images.

Not this time, scumbag. Not this time...

MFW when loading

My face when when

huehuehue 69 huehuehue

If I could give you half a thumb for that, I would.

SO CLOSE

happens everytime everytime...

**elcreepo rolls 5,481** I'll fail so that your roll looks better and you get more green thumbs.

**hatersghate rolls 5,793** I'll fail twice so yours dosen't look so bad and you will get some thumbs

**doctadeathbench rolls 7** let me pitch in

lightning didn't strike twice....

8-7 = 1

**ratohnhaketon rolls 4,747**

there can only be one

By the nine divines! What did you just say about me, you little skeeverbutt? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I've been know to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I'm the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovakin. You think you can come into my mind though this magic device and insult me? Think again,scum. As we speak I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach,you drauger. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the thieves guild, dark brotherhood, Mages college, and untold hordes of deadric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of oblivion.. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little "clever" runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You're fucking dead, milk-drinker.

HA! milk drinker.....

This one will always be my favourite...

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now

What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nikka.

I know. She never deserved Forrest. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if he was actually, literally canonized as a saint by the Church if he was an actual person.

His unconditional love for Jenny despite her many shitty decisions is allegorical of God's unconditional love for the human race despite the fact that we are the most vile, depraved species on the planet, so...there's that.

Wait, wait, wait. Forrest is JESUS??

Yes. Just without the whole dying for our sins part. But the love part, yes. He represents God and/or Jesus, and Jenny represents all the evil in the world. God never turns his back on us, no matter how much we reject Him or take Him for granted or do things that others would hate us for. That's the same relationship Forrest has with Jenny.

I think I may need to go reevaluate my life...

Never hurts. "The unexamined life is not worth living." - Socrates

But I thought that Kamina was Jesus...

There are a lot of secret Jesuses in movies. Aslan the lion from Narnia is one of the most famous ones. Optimus Prime is another. Even John Connor from the Terminator franchise can be seen as one.

True. Though C.S. Lewis actually intended for Aslan to just be the literal Jesus in another form, and the Emperor Over The Sea was supposed to be the literal Christian God.

Oh cool. I still have to see the third movie. Too lazy to read the books. How many are there? I forget.

There are seven books in total. Some, admittedly, are better than others, but they're all worth the read.

**radiserne rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Derpy does art ** So basically what you're saying is that God and Satan screw, and get a son

No they...you don't...I...That's not the point!

**owmypixels rolls 16**

> I hope they don't think

> I'm a carpet

I swear, I've met people who haven't seen it. What bimbos, I'll tell you hwat.

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Forrest Gump is the reason I got into classic rock and other good music.

And also the feeliest feel that ever felt a feel.

The feeliest part is when he's talking to Jenny's grave

Sanae-san said...she...she told me the only times I can cry are when I'm in the bathroom...or when I'm in Daddy's arms

yunochan how u feel?

It's okay to cry now, Ushio..

Gets me everytime

Y u do dis

**wriggler rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at 4cahn **

>Sees you can't post pictures because you're too low of a level
>Goes to your profile and gives you 5 thumbs
Have a good day, bro.

I cannot express my level of gratitude. I am now a peasant.

No problem dude ^^

Does your last name start with the letter N?

Oddly, it starts with M. Very close my testicular narwhal friend.

All the feels