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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
User avatar #51 - Sockopolis
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(11/15/2012) [-]
"Go put your dick in it!"

A motto to live by, boys.
#101 to #51 - elkhemist
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(11/15/2012) [-]
Man, this motto has saved my life so much.
Like the other week, I was walking back from watching a film with my bros, when suddenly this guy just jumps out from behind a bush with a gun and tries to rob us. Thinking fast, I remembered my life motto: "Go put your dick in it!", and immediately whipped out my penis and shoved it into the end of the gun. The guy was now unable to shoot, and ran off.
All of my friends ran off too, fearing my ability to make criminals flee.
User avatar #85 to #51 - horsebonner
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(11/15/2012) [-]
mitt would have won if he had used this as his slogan
User avatar #71 to #51 - rieskimo
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(11/15/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure that's how I spent my life so far, hasn't failed me yet.