pokemon logic

But that's the point don't you see? They sell you something they claim is a scientifically created compound to heal your pokemon and never tell you water is much better, thus making MILLIONS on what is essentially water in a spray tube!

HAHAhahahahHHAHHAHA

And then... *huff**huff* Then you introduce an addictive substance to it, making your pokemon dependent on it, and then when you control the flow of the highly addictive substance that kills pokemon when they don't have enough of it... YOU CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD

mwahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA *cough*hark*wheeze* hahaahHAHA

Nigga that's FRESH water

well...

we know water is good for us, fuck it's most of us actually.

as form some of the scientifically proven medicines that commercials advertise, they've been linked to ; nausea, vomiting, fatigue, dizziness, dry mouth, headache, itching, and muscle aches and pain, tax audits, low mortgage values, foreclosures, cancer, gingivitis, malaria polio, mad cow disease, homophobia, blood clots, high cholesterol, low cholesterol, cholesterol imbalances, mood swings, freak accidents, getting kidnapped, stepping on lego, wakening up at odd hours to only feel anxiety and fear about your life, anal discharge, bleeding of the lungs and kidneys, high iron, forgetting to save your game of Pokemon, paper cuts, death and finally making long lists of side effects that are clearly incorrect exaggerated or comical.

Maybe they're telling you that water is better for your body than unstable pills from the government.

Apparently milk must be food of the gods seeing how it restores 100 HP

I like water.

Nigga there's green sand dunes in that water. Fucking ancient Egyptian eco-friendly magic in a bottle.

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Teaching kids to not take pharmaceutical drugs and instead to drink healthily maybe?
Sure this drug gives you a bit of a pick up but by drinking healthily you can get even better?

This was here literaly two days ago.