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User avatar #4 - misticalz (11/15/2012) [-]
>Be my birthday (July 31)
>Girlfriend drops off new Skrillex CD and pumpkin pie, cause I love that **** .
>Eating pie.
>Go on her facebook (She said I could.)
>chat pops up.
>Guy says "Hi Anon."
>I say "This is Alex, not anon."
>Top of the chatbox I see something about pants or some **** like that.
>Scroll up.
>Cybersex.
>Start crying/raging at the same time.
>Never trust that bitch again.

CNT'D
User avatar #5 to #4 - misticalz (11/15/2012) [-]
>Keep dating cause I think I still love her.
>One day arrives where I say; "Maybe I should start cutting myself, because that's what all the cool kids do, right?"
>She flips the **** out. (She was a cutter.)
>Takes her 2 weeks to accept my apology. (Keep in mind, I forgave her the day after she had cyber sex.)
>Give her a rose, finally forgives me.
>I'm always wondering who she's talking to. Basically my life at this point is garbage.
>Flirting with other guy the whole time.
>She breaks up with me because I was being "Too mean."
>I flip **** and start arguing with her.
>Her friends and her sister gang up on me.
>Telling me to let it go.
>I do.

CNT'D
User avatar #6 to #5 - misticalz (11/15/2012) [-]
>Find out she wants to re-add me on facebook (YES SHE RE-ADDED ME.)
>She makes me mad again.
>I flip **** again because honestly she's just trolling at this point.
>Her friends and family gang up on me again.
>"Omg, Alex. just shut the **** up you lowlife piece of **** ."
>"You're worthless."
>"Leave her alone."
>All the while, these people don't know the whole story, they don't know she re-added me. They don't know she basically cheated on me sexually.
>I'm taking ALL the blame.



User avatar #9 to #6 - captainfuckitall (11/15/2012) [-]
All right, well first off, DON'T BLAME WOMEN! Although it may seem like most are un-trustworthy, many are rather nice, gentle creatures when groomed to be so.

Furthermore, why are you bothering with her? She makes angry, even you said so, and at this point would you honestly take her back if she asked? (If you say 'yes', I'm going to be very disappointed in you)

The way I see it; in life you always have three options, ALWAYS. If you are happy, maintain it however you can. If you are sad, change it however you can. And if you do not want to change it, then wallow in your misery. Everything you are doing here, you are doing to yourself; accepting her add and allowing her family and friends to get too you. Not that I blame you, love is a very interesting and sometimes bitter thing, and it takes a lot of good people down a dark road; but it can also bring you to a good one. Remember, we accept the love we think we deserve, and I can tell you right now that you deserve BETTER than that
User avatar #11 to #9 - misticalz (11/15/2012) [-]
Sorry, I meant. "She tried to Re-add me." I didn't add her. but I messaged her.
User avatar #12 to #11 - misticalz (11/15/2012) [-]
and no, I'm not generalizing women, but this girl is just the epitome of slut.
User avatar #14 to #12 - captainfuckitall (11/15/2012) [-]
I know, I just like to cover all bases
#7 to #6 - misticalz (11/15/2012) [-]
NEW Story.   
   
>Be right now.   
>Friend talks to me.   
>Says I'm jealous of him because he has a phone and I don't.   
>Starts calling me names.   
>Tell him to "stop please."   
>Says I'm too serious.   
>"You can't take a joke dumbass."   
>He literally insulted me 5 times in two minutes.    
>"You'll never make any friends or a girlfriend if you get mad all the time."   
   
Can anyone tell me when insulting someone multiple times is a joke?    
   
MFW I'm sending this facebook chat to the principal for cyberbullying.
NEW Story.

>Be right now.
>Friend talks to me.
>Says I'm jealous of him because he has a phone and I don't.
>Starts calling me names.
>Tell him to "stop please."
>Says I'm too serious.
>"You can't take a joke dumbass."
>He literally insulted me 5 times in two minutes.
>"You'll never make any friends or a girlfriend if you get mad all the time."

Can anyone tell me when insulting someone multiple times is a joke?

MFW I'm sending this facebook chat to the principal for cyberbullying.
User avatar #13 to #7 - captainfuckitall (11/15/2012) [-]
It's not a joke, but good on you for doing something about it. Have you ever heard the quote "speak softly, but carry a big stick"? It's about strength, and that's it. And surely you've heard about the "Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamic". Well that's what separates the Alphas and Betas. POWER! No, I don't mean lifting weights at the gym, or beating people up for looking at you funny; I mean the little things. TRUE power only ever goes as far as it must, and no farther. Take a machine, for example; a machine that bends a steel bar for use is impressive, a machine that bends the steel into a pretzel is even more impressive, but what good would that do? The bent steel can be used and maintained for a use, the pretzel is just for show, so why would you want that machine? The point I'm trying to make is that those types of people who huff up their chests, dance around (when fighting), get in your face, taunt you, and all-in-all try to make themselves bigger, are those who are small on the inside, believe me. And that small person will never be as big as you are. And so that's what makes an Alpha. Someone who only goes as far as they must, because that's as far as they need to go. Get it?

I know it seems as if I have gone off topic, but I'm telling you this so you know. Have patience, have self control, and have common sense (these three things together will carry you farther in life than any vehicle in the world), and never EVER accept LESS than you know you deserve
#15 to #13 - misticalz (11/15/2012) [-]
So what you are saying is..That..I was the alpha in this situation?
User avatar #17 to #15 - captainfuckitall (11/15/2012) [-]
Haha, no, not anymore (and I will explain why in a moment).

CONFIDENCE can make or break a person. It's not just thinking you know better, it's KNOWING you know better, not thinking you are superior but knowing and OWNING it. Have you ever been with a group of friends and wondered "hmm, who's the leader in this group?" if so, it is certainly not you, because a true leader would not need to wonder, they would know. You see?

If you seek recognition, or confirmation of your "Alpha Actions" in this scenario, then they were not Alpha at all. But if you KNOW you took the better road...well, than you have
#19 to #17 - misticalz (11/15/2012) [-]
Ok, I was the alpha in this situation and there's nothing you can change about that. c:
Ok, I was the alpha in this situation and there's nothing you can change about that. c:
User avatar #8 to #7 - misticalz (11/15/2012) [-]
You know what. Have the chat itself.
User avatar #10 to #8 - misticalz (11/15/2012) [-]
Then y u pissed off because we joke around about u sometimes
Maybe because it's not funny.
So its just a ******* joke just because its not funny to u dosnt mean u have to bring everyones energy down **** i dont like being made fun of but i laugh too because i know they are jokeing around
I don't have to be like you.
if they're making fun of me
I can get mad all I want.
Ya u can but dont expect to make too many friends
Do you honesty think I give a **** .
Because who wants to be friends with someone who gets mad all the time
Dont expect to get to mant girl friends either
Dude I don't give a **** . Are you purposely trying to make me feel bad?
Of course u dont
It's not working.
And no Im not I just hate how u allways such a bitch all the time
lol
Sooooo funny
Ur dumb now thats funny
Hahahahahahahaha
No it's not.
It is to me hahahahah
Ok then.
Hahahahahahah
User avatar #16 to #10 - captainfuckitall (11/15/2012) [-]
All right, well I can tell you that he's not your friend. But I ask, why are you putting up with such abuse? Surely you KNOW you don't deserve it, so why let it happen? Although sending it in for cyber-bullying may not be the smartest move (Socially) as it may result in more shenanigans. Even so, anything is better than accepting it, and even if you get confronted with such things, just remember what I said. True power goes as far as it must, and these people need to look big because they feel small on the inside. If you want to get back at him, point that out, make him feel smaller, because you can as long as you keep a clear mind (everyone loves a calm man, always remember that) OR you could take the high road, and simply tell him you do not need this harassment.

The sad truth of the matter is that many people who choose to hurt others are truly hurting on the inside themselves; and humanity's greatest fault is that we take so long to grow (no, not physically, but mentally, emotionally, and spiritually). But you can grow if you choose too, so why not outgrow these "friends" of yours?
User avatar #18 to #16 - misticalz (11/15/2012) [-]
I honestly don't even know why he's being such a prick.
So I can't really call him out on anything.

and I've told him to stop 3 times already.
User avatar #20 to #18 - captainfuckitall (11/15/2012) [-]
So cease communication with him at the moment

"Okay, I don't know why you're being such a dick. Perhaps you're frusterated over something, but that's no reason to take it out on me. Deal with your **** before coming back to talk to me, cause I don't need to take this"

(I actually hate swearing. It's so vulgar. But it does serve its perpous to serve emphasis)
User avatar #21 to #20 - misticalz (11/15/2012) [-]
Okey Dokey. c:

I don't really like to swear a lot either.
User avatar #22 to #21 - captainfuckitall (11/15/2012) [-]
The point is, I shouldn't have to tell you that

You are a smart man, aren't you? You know what's best for you, right? So why not exercise that right to your self-knowledge and wisdom. Just because someone wants to dish out anger does not mean you have to take it. You are better because you KNOW you are better, see? It really is all about the mind-set. And when you decide not to take anymore negative emotions, it shows, and people will like that in you
User avatar #23 to #22 - misticalz (11/15/2012) [-]
Thanks for the help.

User avatar #24 to #23 - captainfuckitall (11/15/2012) [-]
My absolute pleasure. If you ever need any more, I shall be here
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