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*tries to commit suicide* gun jammed, blades too dull, immune to poison, no tall structures in sight.

If he's immune to poison, he could do awesome things for science. He wouldn't be so unlucky then.

*uses immunity to poison for science**discovers poison that hes not immune to*

*kill himself with it*

*It was what he wanted*

>Poison isn't poison
>Fucking zombie virus

>Becomes Subject 0/Alpha Hivemind Leader Zombie

>Scientists detonate the lab to prevent the virus escaping

>Deus Ex Machina Regeneration brings him back

OR

>Deus Ex Machina Contaminated Object makes it to a small town in Maine.

>Base sealed before explosion from extensive quarantine precautions, no escape

>Stereotypical retarded fat scientist fucks shit up

I'm looking at you Jurassic Park

...Well fuck, I got nothing, you win.

*Gets trapped on a deserted island filled with dinosaurs*

Yes,yes we do.

I guess doing it on Facebook is just complaining, while doing it here is self-deprecating humor.

read it in her voice

like it was optional

but i agree, people have way to many double standards

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The best part of this comment is that you're named after Amanda Todd.

I am terrified of being crushed by the gigantic Iron E.

not hilarious but relatable

He's right.

so true
so true.........

Most people on fj think that everyone here is lonely guys with no social life, and i don't know why. I'm not like that, and i know A LOT of people who spends time on fj that aren't socially awkward, ugly or "forever alone".. fj is not that bad! :)

sorry for bad english, it's not my main language

I was just making a joke. Obviously we arent all like this, doubt even OP is.

Thumbed your comment though, it is nice to ahve light shed on the FJ community for once :) just thought id add that.

Thank you kind sir

I am like OP

Turtles for everyone!

I think about 70% of FJ is like OP not in the gay way

Walter Jr.?

Who's Walter?

You have to be j-joking.

this was taken two days ago

Well, why the fuck not?

gave a thumb because you obviously don't care what people think if you posted a picture here.

Well, my English teacher from my old school told me recently when I ran into him that 'Im the epitome of not giving a fuck'

thats the best way to get pink eye

giggity

Lol i'm not really like that.. Sooo get over yourself

On the internet nobody knows you're a cat.....Nobody

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