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User avatar #40 - samuraicrack (11/15/2012) [-]
Every time we do something you tell me America will do this and will do that . . . I want to tell you something very clear: Don't worry about American pressure on Israel. We, the Jewish people, control America, and the Americans know it."
-- Israeli Prime Minister, Ariel Sharon, October 3, 2001.

TL;DR **** Israel
User avatar #90 to #40 - neutralgray (11/15/2012) [-]
Someone's just jealous that Israel is pretty badass.
User avatar #75 to #40 - deltadeltadelta (11/15/2012) [-]
A quick Google search reveals that to be an entirely made up quote.
#96 to #75 - anonymous (11/15/2012) [-]
a funny legend says in Egipt war somebody heard Arik mumble: "i´m surrounded by Jews" right before ignoring a retreat order.

I think is also made up, but would be funny in a movie.
#45 to #40 - cookiesforeveryone (11/15/2012) [-]
lol? even if that thought was real, you really, HONESTLY believe that someone would say that on the global press?
User avatar #43 to #40 - akg **User deleted account** (11/15/2012) [-]
OR, you know.

You could be critical of things you hear on the internet. That quote is fabricated.
User avatar #46 to #43 - annoos (11/15/2012) [-]
Although what it contains is true, and you know it.
User avatar #76 to #46 - anonomoz ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
not true
actually what control the world including america is a supreme being called ctu7675675.... i mean ct@#$#@#...
i...i.... i can't finish my sentence, i'm sorry i should not talk about this
User avatar #47 to #46 - akg **User deleted account** (11/15/2012) [-]
wat

Not Israel nor the jewish people control America, it's the other way around. If America decided not to help out Israel anymore, they'd be doomed by all the arabic muslim countries that would **** them up easily. Israel is the most reliant country in the world.
User avatar #48 to #47 - annoos (11/15/2012) [-]
Why do you think at that at first britian helped make "isreal" inside of palestine, then isreal dropped off britian and america started helping it after WW2 ? aka after america became the worlds "strongest" country or w/e ?
CUZ THEY CAN get the support from who ever they want.
User avatar #124 to #48 - Ruspanic (11/15/2012) [-]
"first britian helped make "isreal" inside of palestine"

Because the Palestinian Arabs refused statehood.
The UN Mandate that created Israel was originally supposed to split the land 50/50 between the Arabs and the Jews. The Jews accepted the offer and created the state of Israel. The Arabs refused the offer, insisting that they must have all the land, and then when Israel was formed they and the other Arab countries in the region attacked Israel and were defeated.
Granted, the 50/50 proposal wasn't quite fair because the Jews made up only 1/3 of the population, but it was better than not having a country at all.

The reason the US supports Israel is because it is the only stable democracy in the region and has strategic importance for our interests in the Middle East.
User avatar #49 to #48 - akg **User deleted account** (11/15/2012) [-]
No, it's becuase they have a really good access to the oil in the arabic world.

There are no other countries other than USA that are powerful enough to secure Israel at the moment. Well, China probably could, but they would never do it.
User avatar #50 to #49 - annoos (11/15/2012) [-]
Just, why in hells sake do you think arab countries around it would attack it right now if it had no support?
Egypt has many contracts with isreal ,even the new president does!
Jordan, and the rest of the arab gulf countries are total oil rich pussies.
Syria is in deep **** , which was the only country that could stand in isreals face.
Lebanon.... well let's just say they can only defend themselves.
Isreal right now has the biggest nuclear warheads supply in the world...
User avatar #51 to #50 - akg **User deleted account** (11/15/2012) [-]
How about the facts that jews are already losing rights in arabic countries? South Sudan is the ONLY COUNTRY THAT DOESN'T SUPPORT PALESTINE IN Africa.

Plus, the revolutions going on there are enhancing the islamic conservativism.

Also, Israel has the biggest nuclear weapon supply? Why are you just ******** out facts that I can disprove by a simple google search?
User avatar #130 to #51 - annoos (11/15/2012) [-]
I don't get it, why are all of you guys supporting isreal?
#54 to #51 - lmh (11/15/2012) [-]
i think it was estimated that they had 70-100 nuclear warheads.

and america does not control Israel, they do what the must no matter what other people/nations think, Israel is a lone wolf.
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