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Oh, Israel

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Submitted: 11/14/2012
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#68 - zetsumeitaka (11/15/2012) [+] (9 replies)
It's not just safe

Israeli safe.
#1 - HOtaconE (11/14/2012) [+] (41 replies)
Funny thing, Prime minister Bibi Netanyahu is trying to convince the world that Palestinian terrorists are literally RAINING artillery on southern region cities right now. I am in one of those cities now. I don't see no rain.
#11 - JuliusR (11/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#30 - snakefire (11/15/2012) [-]
Jewish condom

its what hitler had in mind
#57 - finni (11/15/2012) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #40 - samuraicrack (11/15/2012) [+] (15 replies)
Every time we do something you tell me America will do this and will do that . . . I want to tell you something very clear: Don't worry about American pressure on Israel. We, the Jewish people, control America, and the Americans know it."
-- Israeli Prime Minister, Ariel Sharon, October 3, 2001.

TL;DR **** Israel
User avatar #75 to #40 - deltadeltadelta (11/15/2012) [-]
A quick Google search reveals that to be an entirely made up quote.
User avatar #18 - reican (11/15/2012) [+] (7 replies)
unless you a Palestinian then we will shoot you, rape your wife and children then take your house and claim it as ours
#28 to #18 - mammalology (11/15/2012) [-]
The palestinians left their houses without a fight, they were misinformed by their leaders who expected to be able to take back the country immediately.
#67 - lmh (11/15/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Ok, lets start a little tread about Israel.
Rules:
Be polite and have respect.
Give reason to your meanings.
No one is purely evil but people/nations often mean that their enemy is.
We should try to convince others instead of just screaming; "this is the truth"
#21 - anonymous (11/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
im 12 and what is this?
#27 to #21 - waaw (11/15/2012) [-]
It's a condom. You put it on your penis so that when you ejaculate the sperm doesn't enter the woman's vagina and impregnate her. It also can be used to help prevent the transmission of sexually transmitted diseases.
It's a condom. You put it on your penis so that when you ejaculate the sperm doesn't enter the woman's vagina and impregnate her. It also can be used to help prevent the transmission of sexually transmitted diseases.
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#119 - yourbed (11/15/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Whenever i see a blue star of david on the frontpage, i just know there is a ********* in the comment section.
User avatar #107 - Inkcatcher (11/15/2012) [-]
That amazing moment when you haven't been so happy lately and you don't post much and something related to you (I'm Jewish, and I'm proud) makes it to front page. Thank you, everyone! This made me happy
#100 - isradam (11/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Well holy **** , I didn't know there were so many other Israelis on this site.
User avatar #88 - mexx (11/15/2012) [-]
op is going to **** his jew buddy
#34 - ludislavonac (11/15/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Ok here's a question for sexually active funnyjunkers (I hope there are any here). When you have sex with a condom on, do you still pull out before you finish, or do you cum "inside". I myself am a bit paranoid, so I usually do the first thing... also random gif just for fun
Ok here's a question for sexually active funnyjunkers (I hope there are any here). When you have sex with a condom on, do you still pull out before you finish, or do you cum "inside". I myself am a bit paranoid, so I usually do the first thing... also random gif just for fun
#108 to #34 - anonymous (11/15/2012) [-]
Well, it's admirable that you're being super careful. Just do whatever you want. I finish inside, but I know what you're talking about. I frequently look down after we finish and as i'm pulling out i look and think, "Please don't be broken please don't be broken please don't be broken." The safer the better. That's why you should stick it in the pooper.
#84 - anonymous (11/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
It's not just safe

Israeli safe.
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