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#68 - zetsumeitaka (11/15/2012) [-]
It's not just safe

Israeli safe.
#92 to #68 - tehcypher (11/15/2012) [-]
i dont get :(
User avatar #104 to #92 - iwanttousenumbers (11/15/2012) [-]
It's really
#81 to #68 - fizzor (11/15/2012) [-]
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#109 to #68 - dabawse (11/15/2012) [-]
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#77 to #68 - kazey (11/15/2012) [-]
Look at it once.... have no idea....   
Say it out loud to my friend... please refer to the gif
Look at it once.... have no idea....

Say it out loud to my friend... please refer to the gif
User avatar #85 to #77 - amuro (11/15/2012) [-]
#30 - snakefire (11/15/2012) [-]
Jewish condom

its what hitler had in mind
#1 - HOtaconE (11/14/2012) [-]
Funny thing, Prime minister Bibi Netanyahu is trying to convince the world that Palestinian terrorists are literally RAINING artillery on southern region cities right now. I am in one of those cities now. I don't see no rain.
#4 to #1 - cheezeballz (11/14/2012) [-]
Because every single content that mentions Israel must have some political internet fight, right?
#16 to #1 - junkposts (11/15/2012) [-]
you do understand that it was "raining" long ago and its not "raining" right now because the army keeps attacking and bombing every spoted misslie launchers
User avatar #37 to #1 - ToastRider (11/15/2012) [-]
yesterday there were 120 missiles fired at just be'er sheva , which is far from gaza compared to other villages
i know a friend from there and he told me that the skies are full with explosions (iron dome intercepts the rockets)
#38 to #37 - HOtaconE (11/15/2012) [-]
Read below, I am from Ashdod. It was quiet. Now it's not. Didn't get any sleep here.
User avatar #65 to #38 - isradam (11/15/2012) [-]
You too? :D
User avatar #3 to #1 - Inkcatcher (11/14/2012) [-]
The condoms work!
User avatar #5 to #1 - catdevil (11/14/2012) [-]
I don't think it is Bibi Netanyahu's fault you are blind.
you can type in youtube "צבע אדום" and you will see the many videos about it.
there are a lot of news paper article with plenty of evidence of the bombings

in addition this bombing isn't a new thing it started years ago.
#6 to #5 - HOtaconE (11/14/2012) [-]
Sure did, but Bibi has the media convinced it's raining missiles. There was only one siren this week.
User avatar #7 to #6 - catdevil (11/14/2012) [-]
I don't really read the news paper a lot but you must completely ignore it,have you seen the amount of photos of rockets hitting there?
i won't say it is "raining",but yes a large amount of rockets were fired towards Israel.
#10 to #7 - HOtaconE (11/14/2012) [-]
I know they were. I live in Ashdod, genius. But Bibi has the media convinced there's a ********* right the **** now. I have relatives calling me to ask if I am alive, while in reality there was one single alert the entire week, and none for months before that.
User avatar #12 to #10 - noamk (11/14/2012) [-]
elections are right around the corner, and the whole Bibi-Liberman (Biberman) united list thing can become quite the political nightmare.
so what does Bibi do? he pulls this **** on us.
it's not like **** is going down like Kiryat shmona in '06, rockets have been hitting thw south for years now, and **** hasn't changed.
it's all ******* politics, man.
User avatar #89 to #10 - catdevil (11/15/2012) [-]
my friend lives in Ber sheva and he says he there is a lot of missiles being fired upon him,i don't know how much that is source is reliable but personally if he says so i believe him.
also they don't shoot all the rockets on 1 place,he said it is raining in the southern part not in Ashdod only
User avatar #19 to #10 - thepyras (11/15/2012) [-]
I'm not sure if you know this, but most of the modern world has no concept of "a little" artillery coming down on their cities. Pretty much every other country would flip, and they do, at any terrorist attack, no matter how small.
User avatar #22 to #1 - contaminatedwin (11/15/2012) [-]
That;s a double negative, therefore, it's true.
User avatar #20 to #1 - seventh (11/15/2012) [-]
If you don't see no rain, that means you do see rain.

I don't get your point.
User avatar #25 to #1 - ginginhunter (11/15/2012) [-]
actually , i live in israel and the south is litterlly raining rockets ,115 rockets in one night
User avatar #33 to #25 - anonycunt (11/15/2012) [-]
I'm from Lebanon and glad we are not part of this. Peace.
#32 to #25 - HOtaconE (11/15/2012) [-]
Ashdod, buddy. It was pretty quiet, but this morning was hell.
#31 to #25 - HOtaconE (11/15/2012) [-]
Yeah, I know. Now it is.
User avatar #66 to #1 - isradam (11/15/2012) [-]
Boy you must feel stupid after this morning.
#71 to #66 - HOtaconE (11/15/2012) [-]
Extremely. I only went to bed at 5 AM, and then BAM! No sleep for me.
User avatar #91 to #71 - isradam (11/15/2012) [-]
Same here...

Who are you maybe I know you. Ashdod is a small ******* city.
#93 to #91 - HOtaconE (11/15/2012) [-]
I am your father!
User avatar #94 to #93 - isradam (11/15/2012) [-]
Dad doesn't know how to internet.
#95 to #94 - HOtaconE (11/15/2012) [-]
Or so you THOUGHT, son!
User avatar #98 to #95 - isradam (11/15/2012) [-]
Anyhow, why are people still thumbing you up even though you admitted you were wrong?
#99 to #98 - HOtaconE (11/15/2012) [-]
Because admitting you are wrong is so rare on the internet people immediately slobber all over your dick.
User avatar #101 to #99 - isradam (11/15/2012) [-]
But your other comments are red like King David's hair.
#103 to #101 - HOtaconE (11/15/2012) [-]
Are they? Look around. Only one of them is.
User avatar #73 to #1 - deltadeltadelta (11/15/2012) [-]
3 Israelis just died, brochacho.
#78 to #73 - HOtaconE (11/15/2012) [-]
#42 to #1 - vanquishyjs (11/15/2012) [-]
Looks like the condoms worked.
User avatar #15 to #1 - defeats (11/15/2012) [-]
I thought this post was about a condom...
#79 to #15 - capslockftw (11/15/2012) [-]
It's not an Israeli condom??
It's not an Israeli condom??
User avatar #13 to #1 - TarnRazor (11/15/2012) [-]
I'm Egyptian. I take it you're Israeli. People keep telling me that there's an overwhelming amount of tension between our countries right now. I heard the word "war" mentioned once or twice. What's the state like over there? Our president is a moron.
#14 to #13 - HOtaconE (11/15/2012) [-]
Didn't hear of any Isra-Egyptian tension. Our Prime Minister is a moron too, he keeps telling us of Iranian tension. I think political leaders just have "my cock is much bigger than yours" complex.
User avatar #70 to #14 - dmagen (11/15/2012) [-]
you don't know what you are talking about -_-
all of the new Egyptian government started a process of becoming an anti Israeli country, probably to cancel the peace treaty.
I really don't understand why all those people who got out to the street to fight for freedom, gave such a massive part of the government to the Muslim Brotherhood, a organization that denies the affect of the west. and wishes to rule under Islam law. I mean to me it seems that they are trying to divert all of the hatred towards Israel instead themselves.
and a nuclear Iran is a threat to the entire world...
#116 to #14 - thesappho (11/15/2012) [-]
All Prime ministers are idiots. If there were no politians and/or religious figures there will be no tension between people.
#63 to #14 - lmh (11/15/2012) [-]
At this point the phrase; "i will kill you" is kind of a hello between Israel and Iran.
User avatar #105 to #13 - isradam (11/15/2012) [-]
I... I don't remember a current conflict with Egypt...

True Egypt asked us to stop "Cloud Pillar", and we respectfully said "No thanks" and that was it.

I wish more Arabs were like Egyptians, you guys sure do have a head on your shoulders.
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#119 - yourbed (11/15/2012) [-]
Whenever i see a blue star of david on the frontpage, i just know there is a ********* in the comment section.
User avatar #128 to #119 - isradam (11/15/2012) [-]
I come hoping to meet some girls from my area but it's always guys.
#129 to #128 - yourbed (11/15/2012) [-]

What are those?
User avatar #131 to #129 - isradam (11/15/2012) [-]
Mystical devices used for reproduction. They only appear during a full Blood Moon.
User avatar #88 - mexx (11/15/2012) [-]
op is going to **** his jew buddy
User avatar #18 - reican (11/15/2012) [-]
unless you a Palestinian then we will shoot you, rape your wife and children then take your house and claim it as ours
#28 to #18 - mammalology (11/15/2012) [-]
The palestinians left their houses without a fight, they were misinformed by their leaders who expected to be able to take back the country immediately.
#62 to #28 - lmh (11/15/2012) [-]
Israels action was a dickmove, but you are right, they claimed houses that were abandoned.

beside the incident where the former Israel military minister Ariel Sharon let bloodthirsty "Lebanese forces" (LF) into a refugee camp, hoping LF would destroy of the PLO presence. this was ordered by a Sharon that was either extremely racist or really stupid, beside this the Israeli have been one of the best when it comes to following the Geneva Conventions.
#69 to #62 - mammalology (11/15/2012) [-]
The Israeli's were just trying to seek shelter after the Holocaust, and because palestine/israel was the traditional home of the jews(going back thousands of years) it was decided that this would be there new land. At the time when this went down the Palestinian presence outnumbered the 'Jews'.
User avatar #97 to #69 - reican (11/15/2012) [-]
and when Israel shoot or kill Palestinian civilian they claim they were Hamas, although taking out Hamas may be a good thing but when it is proven that they deliberately killed civilians, they whine " oh you and your antisemitism, have we not been accused of enough in the holocaust?" and act like they were the only victims in WW2. Im not saying the general population in Israel does so, only the leaders. Even the former, now dead leadr Arafat i think it was, did a better job in the end. at least there was progressing toward peace then, which was mentioned by the UN. but then it started all over again
#126 to #97 - mammalology (11/15/2012) [-]
Agreed, but i was more just talking about how the situation came about in the 1st place, both ethnic groups have an equal right to live there its just a very volatile area. Israel has been defending itself from different muslim countries for the last 50 years.
#72 to #69 - lmh (11/15/2012) [-]
and when the tension between the Israeli and the Palestinian broke out in violence, UK simply gave Israel/palestina freedom and left without giving a **** .
#127 to #72 - mammalology (11/15/2012) [-]
It wasn't just on the UK, it was the U.N. that made that decision.
#100 - isradam (11/15/2012) [-]
Well holy **** , I didn't know there were so many other Israelis on this site.
#111 to #100 - iradisawesome (11/15/2012) [-]
מה קורה אחיייי?
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User avatar #107 - Inkcatcher (11/15/2012) [-]
That amazing moment when you haven't been so happy lately and you don't post much and something related to you (I'm Jewish, and I'm proud) makes it to front page. Thank you, everyone! This made me happy
User avatar #40 - samuraicrack (11/15/2012) [-]
Every time we do something you tell me America will do this and will do that . . . I want to tell you something very clear: Don't worry about American pressure on Israel. We, the Jewish people, control America, and the Americans know it."
-- Israeli Prime Minister, Ariel Sharon, October 3, 2001.

TL;DR **** Israel
User avatar #90 to #40 - neutralgray (11/15/2012) [-]
Someone's just jealous that Israel is pretty badass.
#45 to #40 - cookiesforeveryone (11/15/2012) [-]
lol? even if that thought was real, you really, HONESTLY believe that someone would say that on the global press?
User avatar #43 to #40 - akg **User deleted account** (11/15/2012) [-]
OR, you know.

You could be critical of things you hear on the internet. That quote is fabricated.
User avatar #46 to #43 - annoos (11/15/2012) [-]
Although what it contains is true, and you know it.
User avatar #76 to #46 - anonomoz (11/15/2012) [-]
not true
actually what control the world including america is a supreme being called ctu7675675.... i mean ct@#$#@#...
i...i.... i can't finish my sentence, i'm sorry i should not talk about this
User avatar #47 to #46 - akg **User deleted account** (11/15/2012) [-]

Not Israel nor the jewish people control America, it's the other way around. If America decided not to help out Israel anymore, they'd be doomed by all the arabic muslim countries that would **** them up easily. Israel is the most reliant country in the world.
User avatar #48 to #47 - annoos (11/15/2012) [-]
Why do you think at that at first britian helped make "isreal" inside of palestine, then isreal dropped off britian and america started helping it after WW2 ? aka after america became the worlds "strongest" country or w/e ?
CUZ THEY CAN get the support from who ever they want.
User avatar #49 to #48 - akg **User deleted account** (11/15/2012) [-]
No, it's becuase they have a really good access to the oil in the arabic world.

There are no other countries other than USA that are powerful enough to secure Israel at the moment. Well, China probably could, but they would never do it.
User avatar #50 to #49 - annoos (11/15/2012) [-]
Just, why in hells sake do you think arab countries around it would attack it right now if it had no support?
Egypt has many contracts with isreal ,even the new president does!
Jordan, and the rest of the arab gulf countries are total oil rich pussies.
Syria is in deep **** , which was the only country that could stand in isreals face.
Lebanon.... well let's just say they can only defend themselves.
Isreal right now has the biggest nuclear warheads supply in the world...
User avatar #51 to #50 - akg **User deleted account** (11/15/2012) [-]
How about the facts that jews are already losing rights in arabic countries? South Sudan is the ONLY COUNTRY THAT DOESN'T SUPPORT PALESTINE IN Africa.

Plus, the revolutions going on there are enhancing the islamic conservativism.

Also, Israel has the biggest nuclear weapon supply? Why are you just ******** out facts that I can disprove by a simple google search?
#54 to #51 - lmh (11/15/2012) [-]
i think it was estimated that they had 70-100 nuclear warheads.

and america does not control Israel, they do what the must no matter what other people/nations think, Israel is a lone wolf.
User avatar #130 to #51 - annoos (11/15/2012) [-]
I don't get it, why are all of you guys supporting isreal?
User avatar #124 to #48 - Ruspanic (11/15/2012) [-]
"first britian helped make "isreal" inside of palestine"

Because the Palestinian Arabs refused statehood.
The UN Mandate that created Israel was originally supposed to split the land 50/50 between the Arabs and the Jews. The Jews accepted the offer and created the state of Israel. The Arabs refused the offer, insisting that they must have all the land, and then when Israel was formed they and the other Arab countries in the region attacked Israel and were defeated.
Granted, the 50/50 proposal wasn't quite fair because the Jews made up only 1/3 of the population, but it was better than not having a country at all.

The reason the US supports Israel is because it is the only stable democracy in the region and has strategic importance for our interests in the Middle East.
User avatar #75 to #40 - deltadeltadelta (11/15/2012) [-]
A quick Google search reveals that to be an entirely made up quote.
#96 to #75 - anon (11/15/2012) [-]
a funny legend says in Egipt war somebody heard Arik mumble: "i´m surrounded by Jews" right before ignoring a retreat order.

I think is also made up, but would be funny in a movie.
#112 - linkofreekthree (11/15/2012) [-]
no no, too many jews on here
#29 - snakefire (11/15/2012) [-]
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#84 - anon (11/15/2012) [-]
It's not just safe

Israeli safe.
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User avatar #86 to #84 - laughingchaos (11/15/2012) [-]
seems like anon is desperate for thumbs
#132 - MaelRadec ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
israel right now
#67 - lmh (11/15/2012) [-]
Ok, lets start a little tread about Israel.
Be polite and have respect.
Give reason to your meanings.
No one is purely evil but people/nations often mean that their enemy is.
We should try to convince others instead of just screaming; "this is the truth"
#114 to #67 - anon (11/15/2012) [-]
**** off your moralfag, go jack off to ************* chairs or something.
#106 to #67 - anon (11/15/2012) [-]
I like jews as much as all the people i meet. But i still can't stand the Israeli politics, like most nations politics. The problem is, that most people, including most israeli jews see Israel as an religious nation. And so you will allways find idiots, who will confuse a critic on their nation as critic of their religion. I once talked with a jew about the isreali agricultural water system, saying it won't work out well in the future. That was reason enough for him, calling me an antisemite. Funny, because my fathers side of my family is jewish (so i'm not), must be that self-hatred thing.
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