Pun. . 2 minutes any i Do you know why are red? Nope well, firetrucks have 4 wheels, and g people an there are 12 inches in a ruler. Queen Elizabeth was a ruler
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2 minutes any i
Do you know why are red?
Nope
well, firetrucks have 4 wheels, and g people an
there are 12 inches in a ruler.
Queen Elizabeth was a ruler.
there was an a ship named after Queen Elizabeth.
the ship sailed the seas. and seas have tish.
the fish have fins.
people from Finland are aim called fins.
Finland and Russia were in a war a long time ago.
Russians are red.
and firetruck?» are always Russian amend.
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#26 - kolsinder (11/15/2012) [+] (10 replies)
"Russians are red"
"Russians are red"
I'm Russian and I can confirm this.
#1 - macjo (11/14/2012) [+] (4 replies)
all the seance is now maid
User avatar #3 to #1 - rawrbowwow (11/15/2012) [-]
How.. how did you spell it that bad?
#17 - evilbilbo (11/15/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Finland and Russia were in a war a long time ago....... AND WE KICKED THEIR ******* ASSES! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_War
#16 - physicsamurai (11/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Most fire trucks have 6 to 10 wheels.
#37 - anonymous (11/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
finn is spelt with two n's, you're pun is invalid
User avatar #39 to #37 - nagafever (11/15/2012) [-]
your
User avatar #9 - dmanspeed (11/15/2012) [+] (4 replies)
what firetruck holds 8 people?
#11 to #9 - kubrick (11/15/2012) [-]
This one holds 8 pole sliders stacked one on top of the other.


Wee woo wee woo.
User avatar #46 - connorsg (11/15/2012) [-]
That must mean that the joker is planning to attack at noon on christmas eve!
User avatar #51 - jeffthellamaking (11/15/2012) [-]
They be Russian because they ain't Stalin.
#15 - thekaiseroxc (11/15/2012) [-]
The origins of using color red on apparatus comes from the 1800's. On the eastern side of the U.S. ,fire brigades would compete with other local or neighboring fire brigades. The flashier and more regal your pumper looked, the more reputation you had. The prominent and wealthy departments would paint their apparatus red because red paint was very expensive. Many departments still paint their engines and trucks red today to keep tradition and obviously because the color stands out.
User avatar #10 - Fgner ONLINE (11/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
But.... Why couldn't you just shorten it to:
Why are firetrucks red?
Because Russians are red
And firetrucks are always Russian around.
#57 - varric (11/15/2012) [-]
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#55 - CaptainKill ONLINE (11/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Care to know why snow is white?

Snow comes from snow clouds.
Snow clouds are grey.
Grey is almost black.
Black is the color Zorro wears.
Zorro is an outlaw.
Outlaws steal money.
Money makes you happy.
Happy was one of the 7 Dwarfs.
The 7 Dwarfs lived with Snow White.
When she married Prince Charming, she kept her maiden name.

And that is why snow is white.
User avatar #24 - turtledactyl (11/15/2012) [-]
Some national treasure **** right here
#45 - dabawse (11/15/2012) [-]
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#47 - anonymous (11/15/2012) [-]
My life makes sense now
#42 - alphajunk (11/15/2012) [-]
That wasn't "pun"ny at all...
That wasn't "pun"ny at all...
User avatar #40 - threeeehuggings (11/15/2012) [-]
Russians are red, Violins are blue...
User avatar #32 - Kaelus (11/15/2012) [-]
******* Einstein over here.
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