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Do you know why are red?
Nope
well, firetrucks have 4 wheels, and g people an
there are 12 inches in a ruler.
Queen Elizabeth was a ruler.
there was an a ship named after Queen Elizabeth.
the ship sailed the seas. and seas have tish.
the fish have fins.
people from Finland are aim called fins.
Finland and Russia were in a war a long time ago.
Russians are red.
and firetruck?» are always Russian amend.
Do you know why are red?
Nope
well, firetrucks have 4 wheels, and g people an
there are 12 inches in a ruler.
Queen Elizabeth was a ruler.
there was an a ship named after Queen Elizabeth.
the ship sailed the seas. and seas have tish.
the fish have fins.
people from Finland are aim called fins.
Finland and Russia were in a war a long time ago.
Russians are red.
and firetruck?» are always Russian amend.
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#17
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evilbilbo (11/15/2012) [+]
(9 replies)
Finland and Russia were in a war a long time ago....... AND WE KICKED THEIR FUCKING ASSES! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_War
That must mean that the joker is planning to attack at noon on christmas eve!
#15
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thekaiseroxc (11/15/2012) [-]
The origins of using color red on apparatus comes from the 1800's. On the eastern side of the U.S. ,fire brigades would compete with other local or neighboring fire brigades. The flashier and more regal your pumper looked, the more reputation you had. The prominent and wealthy departments would paint their apparatus red because red paint was very expensive. Many departments still paint their engines and trucks red today to keep tradition and obviously because the color stands out.
But.... Why couldn't you just shorten it to:
Why are firetrucks red?
Because Russians are red
And firetrucks are always Russian around.
Why are firetrucks red?
Because Russians are red
And firetrucks are always Russian around.
#55
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CaptainKill (11/15/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
Care to know why snow is white?
Snow comes from snow clouds.
Snow clouds are grey.
Grey is almost black.
Black is the color Zorro wears.
Zorro is an outlaw.
Outlaws steal money.
Money makes you happy.
Happy was one of the 7 Dwarfs.
The 7 Dwarfs lived with Snow White.
When she married Prince Charming, she kept her maiden name.
And that is why snow is white.
Snow comes from snow clouds.
Snow clouds are grey.
Grey is almost black.
Black is the color Zorro wears.
Zorro is an outlaw.
Outlaws steal money.
Money makes you happy.
Happy was one of the 7 Dwarfs.
The 7 Dwarfs lived with Snow White.
When she married Prince Charming, she kept her maiden name.
And that is why snow is white.
#59
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cerealisticbeing **User deleted account** (11/15/2012) [-]
**cerealisticbeing rolled a random image posted in comment #1624962 at MLP Friendly Board ** my milk is now cheese because it curdled, because it is milk.