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Because you want to know

Now you can die happy.

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#91 - englman (11/15/2012) [+] (30 replies)
But did you take into account:   
   
The exact force of your licks   
The consistency in the force of your licks   
The temperature of your mouth   
The temperature of the surrounding area   
The temperature of the candy   
The acidity of your saliva   
The surface area of your tongue coming into contact with the candy   
The consistency in the surface area of your tongue coming into contact with the candy   
The consistency in the area that was being licked   
   
Everything must be carefully monitored or we can't possibly know the circumstances at which your candy required 850 licks.   
   
O-oh.. It was just meant to be funny?... Sorry for your time, carry on.
But did you take into account:

The exact force of your licks
The consistency in the force of your licks
The temperature of your mouth
The temperature of the surrounding area
The temperature of the candy
The acidity of your saliva
The surface area of your tongue coming into contact with the candy
The consistency in the surface area of your tongue coming into contact with the candy
The consistency in the area that was being licked

Everything must be carefully monitored or we can't possibly know the circumstances at which your candy required 850 licks.

O-oh.. It was just meant to be funny?... Sorry for your time, carry on.
#17 - taartislekker (11/14/2012) [+] (9 replies)
which one of you flatfools took the other 849 licks?
#1 - caplocker (11/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#164 - itsamazing (11/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I just take a huge bite out of it.
#131 - phanact (11/15/2012) [+] (14 replies)
Yes, but how many bites to the finish this gummy worm?
#270 - hentaisweetie (11/15/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Pfft amateur. I counted 599 when I was a kid.
#274 to #270 - slyve (11/15/2012) [-]
You're pretty good with your tongue then, huh?   
   
Wanna have a ... coffee... sometime?
You're pretty good with your tongue then, huh?

Wanna have a ... coffee... sometime?
#340 - figosound (11/15/2012) [-]
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#331 - beyondwolf (11/15/2012) [-]
That's good, that's good. But does he know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
That's good, that's good. But does he know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
User avatar #153 - xyxoz (11/15/2012) [-]
396. I have acid spit.
#124 - leetpwnzer (11/15/2012) [-]
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#332 - poutinesalad (11/15/2012) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #2 - charagrin (11/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Now the next question. How many licks to the center of your mom?
#322 - Thevaultboy (11/15/2012) [-]
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#362 - huskygunner (11/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Inconsistent licks with inconsistent pressure each time, resulting in unreliable data. Pair that with the handwriting of a moron and you have yourself one giant waste of fucking time.
Inconsistent licks with inconsistent pressure each time, resulting in unreliable data. Pair that with the handwriting of a moron and you have yourself one giant waste of fucking time.
#242 - SmellyClaw (11/15/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Now i can die happily
Now i can die happily
#70 - namseal (11/15/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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#121 - afuzzypenguinmerp (11/15/2012) [-]
I did this a while ago too, I got 3,433. I must have been licking very softly....   
   
   
   
gif totally related
I did this a while ago too, I got 3,433. I must have been licking very softly....



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User avatar #102 - Harjyot (11/15/2012) [-]
BUT HOW MANY OF MY LICKS WILL IT TAKE?
#173 - thumbeldore (11/15/2012) [-]
Now I can die happy
Now I can die happy
#158 - buthow (11/15/2012) [-]
426 give or take.
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