What the hell even happened?

icy it, but i dont believe it

Thats a pretty cool ice tray,

...you have a cool ice tray.

I bet the ice tray was put next to the hot pockets

That's just the way OP likes his ice!

Well you see when a boy ice cube likes a girl ice cube....

physics is kill.

Water freezes on the surface around the outside, leaving an unfrozen hole in the centre. As the inside freezes and expands, it pushes up through the hole, forming a cone-shaped spike. The purer the water, the more likely it is to occur. It happens most with distilled water, even when there's nothing overhead to drip, disproving the "stalactite" theory someone mentioned below.

<<< waters reaction to being frozen

Don't hide your porn in the freezer.

don't hide your porn book in the freezer.

Icy finger of death!

Shazam!