9 Ways

10. Only make listes with 9 points

>Worked at BK for a year
>"Did you want a small or medium?"
>"Yeah"
>Mfw

I'm a girl and kinda curious how the 9th would turn out for me.

my face if you do any of this shit in my presence

"How to be an intolerable asshole" by OP

This is fucking hilarious, but as a music major, I will kill anybody who sings along at the opera.

Diet water is a real thing though.

In regards to number 3. I am in the Marines and as is customary of our unit, we help out with the areas toys for tots. Well this year I was sent to the ghetto salvation army. I'm literally the only white guy in a humungo church full of black people. Ask for a water as soon as I get there since I had been doing other things all morning and was quite parched. Wait an hour. Ask for more water. Now note, they were being pretty fucking rude. They didn't want me to sit or leave my post for the entirety of the 5 hours I was there. And I can't just leave, so fuck it, just do it and get it done. Wait a second hour. Still no water. Hour 3; no water. On my last fucking hour, and someone finally goes and gets me a drink of water.


Now follow me on this. She hands me the water and says this exact shit. I'll never forget this.

Dark Female: "You din' say if you wanted that fat free wata or not so I just you reguluh wata."
Me: "...Isn't all water fat free?"
DF: "No stupid! If it aint gon' say on the bottle "Fat free" then it ain't fat free, dummy! So you juss gon' get regula wata."
Me: "Thanks"


TL:DR - She brought me water in a popcorn cup that ripped when I went to drink it. I'm not racist, I just hate stupid fucks.

omg lyke ur so random and insane lol xDDD so funnay diet wter lol!11!

**apollyonyagami rolled a random image posted in comment #335546 at Anime & Manga ** I'll do unholy things to your anus.

I remember getting chain emails like this in the 90s though I guess most of you weren't alive then so it hasn't gotten old yet.

**robalob rolls 6**

Today i Shall do Number....

others' face when i do these


i love this fucking gif

OP it's harder than you think to do number 6...like I have any friends

To tack onto number three: When they bring you back the water, drink it, spit it all out and yell "I SAID DIET WATER!!"