Tumblr.. Oh, tumblr... when i' m married my partner and i will have: morning sex afternoon sex dinner sex after meal sex i made pancakes sex good morning sex they kids are at school sex shower sex bored sex make up sex break up sex obama won sex romney lost sex monday sex tuesday sex wednesday sex thursday sex friday sex saturday sex sunday sex there is nothing on N sex i love you sex
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Tumblr.

Oh, tumblr..

when i' m married my partner and i will have:
morning sex
afternoon sex
dinner sex
after meal sex
i made pancakes sex
good morning sex
they kids are at school sex
shower sex
bored sex
make up sex
break up sex
obama won sex
romney lost sex
monday sex
tuesday sex
wednesday sex
thursday sex
friday sex
saturday sex
sunday sex
there is nothing on N sex
i love you sex
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User avatar #14 - dehymenator (11/14/2012) [-]
His ass is going to be very sore.
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#7 - nionnen (11/14/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Some of those are taken from the best show ever.
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#12 - anonymoose ONLINE (11/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#2 - TastyBurger (11/14/2012) [-]
What about butt sex?
What about butt sex?
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#10 - Marcelaluv (11/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
yeah right...
yeah right...
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#33 - kalimah ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
Surprise sex
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#1 - shadysoul (11/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
- Angry tentacle rape sex
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User avatar #4 to #1 - gnorfell ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
- Apple Maps sent us the wrong way again... sex
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#9 - obesefury (11/14/2012) [-]
But... What about I made bacon sex?
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#24 - draxdiesel (11/14/2012) [-]
i think your expectation of marriage is just a little bit optimistic
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#28 - wonderfulnonsense (11/14/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Yeah. You say that now.
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User avatar #29 to #28 - endface (11/14/2012) [-]
I was going to say the same thing. As a male who lives with a female, I am now receiving less sex then I did when we lived apart.
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#3 - dollydagger (11/14/2012) [-]
<--- related
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User avatar #38 - thenewgizmobox (11/14/2012) [-]
i read that as "me and my panther"
in my opinion it made it a lot funnier
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User avatar #20 - majordraco ONLINE (11/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Is there a joke here I am missing...
1) any one can have a ceremony and wear rings and call themselves married.
2) you don't have to be married to have these kinds of sex.
3) I am sure there is supposed to be some kind of funny content here...
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User avatar #18 - itwasntnsfw (11/14/2012) [-]
What if you and you're girlfriend are already planning on making the house a secret sex house?
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User avatar #17 - tomhefailin (11/14/2012) [-]
a cheetoh fell in your lap and i went to go get it and just sort of went for it sex
oh, thanks for ruining our 6 month anniversary
you got me a bag of cheetohs
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User avatar #8 - soulstealerr (11/14/2012) [-]
You spelled single wrong.
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#40 - catblaster (11/18/2012) [-]
well.. ONTO THE NEXT POST
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User avatar #39 - rufless (11/14/2012) [-]
the tumblr girl is probably a

-9.9x10^17 out of 10 .
probably. maybe. if she's a girl

otherwise I wouldn't mind marrying this girl D:
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User avatar #27 - biggieboy (11/14/2012) [-]
although it's usually ABC-sex

Anniversaries
Birthdays
Christmas
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User avatar #15 - thetattooedone (11/14/2012) [-]
Good luck with that.
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