Neutron Star bitches. Get some o' dat Neutron Star... Hey Faggots, My name is Black Hole, and I attract every single one of you. All of you are weak, mass-less, carbon based life forms who spend every second of the
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Neutron Star bitches

Get some o' dat Neutron Star.

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Submitted: 11/13/2012
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#5 - flutter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#31 - icanflynow (11/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Hey Faggots,
My name is Black Hole, and I attract every single one of you. All of you are weak, mass-less, carbon based life forms who spend every second of their day stuck to an iron core planet. You are everything observable in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten an event horizon? I mean, I guess it's fun self replicating and evolving because of your own lack of gravity, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than becoming a gas nebula. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best fusion reaction. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the brightest quasar in the sky, and have an acceleration due to gravity over 9000m/s/s. What processes do you synthesize, other than "jacking off to electromagnetic absorption lines"? I also get straight accretion disks, and have a banging neutron star (She just solar flared on me; **** was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just go super nova. Thanks for listening.


Pic Related: It's me and my neutron star
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#20 - awesomefacepalm **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#33 - ohiowildman (11/14/2012) [-]
Suck my dick, Quasar up in this bitch.
#21 - bcmn (11/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I just feel like the excessive swearing in science posts is becoming painfully overused.
#3 - switchblayde (11/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#27 - lamerthanyou (11/14/2012) [-]
I lost it at fat-twat badgers
I lost it at fat-twat badgers
#55 - danytheop (11/14/2012) [-]
MFW
#45 - loopylorna (11/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#38 - Deavas (11/14/2012) [-]
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those neutron stars
#43 - iraniie (11/14/2012) [-]
This is 						***************					...   
Not slowmotion stuff shattering
This is *************** ...
Not slowmotion stuff shattering
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#42 - regardsuncledolan (11/14/2012) [-]
A neutron star is so MothaFlippin' DENSE, that its electrons are forced INTO the nucleus and INTO the protons, forming neutrons.

So the neutron star isn't a soup of stupid boring elements like a regular, whimpy star:
It is, in fact, a bunch of neutrons.

ho-lee **** .
#37 - somekindofname (11/14/2012) [-]
Neutron stars.
They are dense.
#19 - rrenierr (11/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
pic related
#16 - zeevalkyrie (11/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I enjoyed reading this, OP.
I enjoyed reading this, OP.
#11 - perolaf (11/14/2012) [-]
Ye im gonna have to agree with Soulstealerr on this one the Quasar if the effin boss of the universe
User avatar #9 - soulstealerr (11/14/2012) [-]
1 word, Quasar.


http://lau.vsb.bc.ca/studentp/andyjerry/quasar.html
#7 - anonymous (11/14/2012) [-]
is this a astronomy lecture by a ****** ?
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