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User avatar #26 - toxickooties (11/14/2012) [-]
I know how she feels... they say guys are the ones who are constantly thinking about sex... but when a girl doesn't get any for over a year me It's all she think about on certain days...


I'm deprived, and it sucks. I'm sorry for others who are on the same boat.
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#84 to #26 - auesis (11/14/2012) [-]
19 years.   
   
It's my own fault for being a beta faggot and just playing games all day, but it still sucks donkey anus.
19 years.

It's my own fault for being a beta faggot and just playing games all day, but it still sucks donkey anus.
User avatar #148 to #84 - tardaasa (11/14/2012) [-]
But hey, thank evolution for masturbation, porn, alcohol and computer games. Making things a little less miserable!
User avatar #86 to #84 - toxickooties (11/14/2012) [-]
If that's 19 virgin years, then Kudos. There is no big rush. until you're reaching 30 I would guess that's when theres a rush

But srsly, don't rush into it. I wish I was still a virgin.
#61 to #26 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
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It's been 3 years for me. Before the beginning of this dryspell i was in a relationship for 2 years with just about daily sex. **** i hate life.
User avatar #149 to #61 - tardaasa (11/14/2012) [-]
I feel, after a year you kind of forget about it. I´ve heard it can be the same for guys. I have a gaming date in the weekend, and I think I might actually how forgotten why I would daily wanna interact with another person. Seems like a lot of work.
User avatar #63 to #61 - KingRANDOM (11/14/2012) [-]
Find the most weird lookin nerdy dude in your freind zone. The one who you would never think of sexualy for a million year. There is a 90% chance that person will have sex with you.
#65 to #63 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
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Only person in my friend zone is female, and the only reason she's permanantly there is because she's nuts
#274 to #65 - nubarke (11/14/2012) [-]
Unrelated, but is that picture from Illyasviel?
User avatar #74 to #65 - KingRANDOM (11/14/2012) [-]
I would LOVE to help you out...but unfortunately I cannot. My only advice is that there is some dude out there who has never had a girlfriend and he is really nice and outgoing but has never had the will to make sexual advances on anyone let alone a girl. Find these people then take dominance and show them the wonderful world of sexual relationship so as to break this streak of terrible celibacy forced upon them by their truly beta nature. Good luck to you and in your mission. NOW GO! FULFILL THE EMPTINESS WITHIN YOU!
User avatar #107 to #74 - lolollo ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
I can attest to that. Nearly all of those apply to me. During social interaction, sex never enters the equation. It's usually because I'm one of the rare breed who doesn't need to equate everything into sex. I'd have to go out looking for sex, but then it just feels cheap.
#77 to #74 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
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Holy **** , i'm inspired...

You should be a public speaker
User avatar #81 to #77 - KingRANDOM (11/14/2012) [-]
Thank you. You should hear me really speak, I have a voice with such a bravado that it should shake the base of the earth itself. Also I added an small innuendo at the end in case you fail at succeeding.
User avatar #99 to #81 - camotrollin (11/14/2012) [-]
bro, thats a dude.... Just sayin
#103 to #99 - KingRANDOM (11/14/2012) [-]
It does not matter for on the internet we are all faggots weather we be old-fags or new-fags we may chose to exhibit ourselves as either male, female, or something in between, and this my friend is because we are all anonymous. To a certain extent.    
In other words I use my imagination to think it's a girl.
It does not matter for on the internet we are all faggots weather we be old-fags or new-fags we may chose to exhibit ourselves as either male, female, or something in between, and this my friend is because we are all anonymous. To a certain extent.
In other words I use my imagination to think it's a girl.
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User avatar #62 to #61 - toxickooties (11/14/2012) [-]
Well, join the club.

We have jackets.
#66 to #62 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
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Nah, ill probably just try to have sex with everyone in the club

or the jacket
User avatar #67 to #66 - toxickooties (11/14/2012) [-]
You wouldn't be the only one in the club trying to do that...

It's a sexy jacket.
#68 to #67 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
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In that case ill take 6

I'll probably wear them out pretty quick
User avatar #70 to #68 - toxickooties (11/14/2012) [-]
Is there a name for that fetish?

That'll be about 3.50
#71 to #70 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
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It's called "illtakeanythingicangetophelia"

Is that all up, or each?
User avatar #73 to #71 - toxickooties (11/14/2012) [-]
HAHAHA, I literally laughed out loud at that. Thank you.

Each.
#75 to #73 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
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Honestly though. I'm starting to feel some kind of sexual attraction to the couch im sitting on. Such smooth leather... such plump cushins...
User avatar #78 to #75 - toxickooties (11/14/2012) [-]
Don't forget the lube.
Unless you like it dry.

There was actually an episode of Nip Tuck where there was a man who was sexually attracted to furniture. He ****** a couch.
#80 to #78 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
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i need to buy the series of that. seen a bunch of episodes on tv, but never followed it.

Got my hands full with anime usually. Following 15 shows this season. ****** hectic
User avatar #83 to #80 - toxickooties (11/14/2012) [-]
All the season are on Net Flix, so if you've got it look it up. I watched all of it in less than 2 weeks. (a few hours every night)
#85 to #83 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
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is it ongoing? and how many seasons is it up to?

Still got hayate no gotoko to finish though -_- started to get lazy around season 3, but dem lolis are to die for
User avatar #88 to #85 - toxickooties (11/14/2012) [-]
Every season, there is 7.

I'm not much into Anime, although my ex showed me a few. I LOVED Death Note, Elfen Lied was pretty good too, also Afro Samurai was decent, I don't remember how much of it I got to watch though.
#89 to #88 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
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Elfen lied is good. Manga ended alot differently though, still trying to decide which i liked better. Depending on your taste in tv shows i could recommend you something. i've watched enough to cover almost all genres. Anything but the boy's love. it creeps me out.
What genres do you like?
#52 to #26 - silasdg (11/14/2012) [-]
Seriously though I know that feel it can suck. Good luck finding some.
Seriously though I know that feel it can suck. Good luck finding some.
User avatar #53 to #52 - toxickooties (11/14/2012) [-]
That feely feel.. that feels... feely.

Thanks, I hope so too.
User avatar #48 to #46 - toxickooties (11/14/2012) [-]
Best pic up line ever.

Next to "Hey does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?"
#41 to #26 - derak (11/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, being deprived sucks but I LIVE FOR THE ******* CHALLENGE and the deprivation only FUELS my sex drive.

Maybe it's different because I'm a guy
#43 to #41 - toxickooties (11/14/2012) [-]
You have the need to spread your seed...

I just have the want to spread my legs


Oh my god that was terrible.



But so unfortunately true.
#49 to #43 - derak (11/14/2012) [-]
If that's the case, we should totally spread ourselves simultaneously (perhaps symbiotically, in secretive seclusion?)
If that's the case, we should totally spread ourselves simultaneously (perhaps symbiotically, in secretive seclusion?)
#51 to #49 - toxickooties (11/14/2012) [-]
You're such a charmer.
#54 to #51 - derak (11/14/2012) [-]
I try.
I try.
User avatar #31 to #26 - Matiriver (11/14/2012) [-]
try 21 years :/
User avatar #32 to #31 - toxickooties (11/14/2012) [-]
I'm going to guess... virgin? Or just... a little older than the rest of us...

I wish I was still a virgin.. srsly.
User avatar #35 to #32 - Matiriver (11/14/2012) [-]
Virgin :/
User avatar #38 to #35 - toxickooties (11/14/2012) [-]
I don't see that as something to be ashamed of.
Your time will come, I hope soon or at least before you're 30.
User avatar #40 to #38 - Matiriver (11/14/2012) [-]
I'm not ashamed of it, but I'm not proud of it either :/ at least I can say I'm STD free (not that every non-virgin has STDs)
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