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User avatar #76 - secondlawprevails (11/14/2012) [-]
Why is everything from Australia, ridiculously hard to kill and deadly?
User avatar #129 to #76 - kookiefrankus (11/14/2012) [-]
Most of our deadly **** are ankle biters and we wear shorts and thongs/sandles
User avatar #93 to #76 - sonofamotherduck (11/14/2012) [-]
'Straya is a dangerous place. It's not the animals you have to look out for though; it's the Lebos!
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User avatar #94 to #93 - DiabloStrawhat (11/14/2012) [-]
..... the what?
User avatar #95 to #94 - sonofamotherduck (11/14/2012) [-]
Lebanese. Lebo is what we call them. They're ******* dangerous, and loud.
User avatar #97 to #95 - DiabloStrawhat (11/14/2012) [-]
Why are Lebanese people in Australia?
User avatar #98 to #97 - sonofamotherduck (11/14/2012) [-]
I really, really don't know, and I hate it.
User avatar #100 to #98 - DiabloStrawhat (11/14/2012) [-]
Why exactly? Are they like violent wildmen of the outback?
User avatar #101 to #100 - sonofamotherduck (11/14/2012) [-]
They're not in the outback, because apparently living in a desert of a country themselves, they can't live in the country/ outback part of Australia. They just live on the east coast. Unfortunately for me, I also live on the east coast. So many douchebags, it's like our version of Jersey Shore.
User avatar #103 to #101 - DiabloStrawhat (11/14/2012) [-]
Ahhh, now I understand completely. That's rough.
User avatar #104 to #103 - sonofamotherduck (11/14/2012) [-]
It's ******* brutal! Everyone looks so fake, and then they yell swag everywhere. You can sometimes hear them at night...
#105 to #104 - DiabloStrawhat (11/14/2012) [-]
I'm sorry to hear that, friend. Here, take my MuscleBird. You need its muscled defenses more than I do.
#106 to #105 - sonofamotherduck (11/14/2012) [-]
I shall use this creature of mass destruction wisely, and only use it for good, not for evil. Unless you consider genocide for being a different race bad, then oh well.
User avatar #86 to #76 - flobberbuckett ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
Because it's a prison.
#79 to #76 - Schwarzenegger (11/14/2012) [-]
Because Australia!
User avatar #87 to #79 - kargale (11/14/2012) [-]
Pfft as if, theres 2000 animals in that picture
User avatar #88 to #87 - wealthy (11/14/2012) [-]
Trust me, there is. i almost got killed by a exploding koala
User avatar #91 to #88 - Schwarzenegger (11/14/2012) [-]
...don't forget drop-bears....
User avatar #131 to #91 - kookiefrankus (11/14/2012) [-]
Thanks for the nightmares
User avatar #92 to #91 - wealthy (11/14/2012) [-]
are you ******* kidding me? a Drop Bear is a Koala.

Go learn you robo........oh ****
User avatar #99 to #92 - DiabloStrawhat (11/14/2012) [-]
A drop bear is no bear, it's a godless killing machine.
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