Team cock block. Mother, son duo. Today, my brother decided tookin me an my first date. hint unity did he answer the deer with a bat, he alst, got inside the ca
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Mother, son duo

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Today, my brother decided tookin me an my first date. hint unity did he answer the deer with a bat, he alst, got
inside the car and sat next to: my date, pushing me to: the back. He stayed the entire time, and walked me back
bathe house. My mum laughed and gave him . It was a dare. FML
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Submitted: 11/13/2012
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User avatar #33 - JohnTheRipper (11/14/2012) [+] (29 replies)
I do **** like this for my friend all the time. I've been told I look to be "an imtimidating ************ ". I lift and stuff but just to keep it up from HS track and field. Anyway. My most recent scare was for my friend Willow. She had been asked to homecoming by some fellow at her new school. She called me to go over and be her "big brother". I took my shotgun and a single blank. He rang the door bell and I open the door as intense as I can "WHO THE **** ARE YOU!? WILLOW! IS THIS YOUR DATE?!". Im holding the shotgun at this point. I back him out into the yard and fire the shot into the air. I thought the boy was about to **** himself because he was on the ground screaming. I just aim at him and scream "YOURE GONNA TREAT HER RIGHT AND HAVE HER BACK BY 12! RIGHT?!?!" he screams yes. I lower the gun. Speaking in my softest voice "well alright *cock shotgun* we're done here *offer hand to help him up*". He uncurls and is just staring at me with tears in his eyes and grabs my hand. I help him up. Straighten his tie. Wipe his tears with shop towel in my back pocket. give him a slap on the back and he just walks in. Willow and her mom are both laughing their asses off.
#40 to #33 - alucord (11/14/2012) [-]
>Be shy and lonley
>Get crush for homecoming
>go to her house
>Some big ass mother fucekr opens the door
>He has a shot gun
> **** **** ****
>He fires a gun
>Full Beta mode, on the ground screaming and crying
>see my crush in the door way laughing at me
>Feels Bad Man
#16 - haxorman (11/14/2012) [+] (6 replies)
User avatar #1 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (11/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
What the hell
I would've hit him and thrown him out
#23 - unbentgodfather (11/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
*******					 mom....
******* mom....
#24 - jalthelas (11/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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WHERE ARE THE PAPER TOWELS!

They're over here dad, in this bag.

THROW 'EM OVER HERE!

*throws*

OUCH! ************ YOU HIT ME IN THE DICK!

YOU'RE LUCKY IT WASN'T HARD... I MEAN THIS THING, NOT MY DICK.
#2 - AustenAnarchy (11/13/2012) [-]
My brother would have gotten a beatdown.
#68 - cudakd (11/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Thought it was going to be an incest story
#32 - skinless (11/14/2012) [-]
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#78 - Adrien (11/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Her face when.
User avatar #7 - iamthethree (11/14/2012) [+] (13 replies)
My older brothers first date was pretty funny
>Be 8
>brother is 15
>im a annoying ************
>they go down stairs to watch a **** movie
>me being a little douche i go down stairs to watch
> **** off anon
>i dont and go tell mom
>mom "OLDER ANON DONT BULLY YOUR BROTHER TREAT HIM WITH RESPECT
> i walk in the room and eye them down the whole time
>half way threw dumb bitch tells me to beat it
>not in my house
>i run away crying like a little bitch
>go tell mom
>"OLDER ANON GET THAT BITCH OUT OF MY HOUSE IF SHE IS GOING TO TREAT LITTLE ANON SO BAD"
>massive argument happens between my mom and brother
>girl leaves with brother
>i write a note on his computer
>"this is my house bitch"
#14 to #7 - trollacaust (11/14/2012) [-]
I would of beat the 						****					 out of you for that if i was your older brother, gif related
I would of beat the **** out of you for that if i was your older brother, gif related
#76 - creosote (11/14/2012) [-]
Mother, son duo... What a misleading description.
Mother, son duo... What a misleading description.
User avatar #17 - felixisnigger **User deleted account** (11/14/2012) [-]
I read it as, Team Black Cock.
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#62 to #47 - Digitalphear ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Tits or gtfo
User avatar #88 - itsjustmeinca (11/14/2012) [-]
my personal favorite is " Today, I realized that the bird I supposedly heard during the night throughout my childhood is actually the sound my mom makes when she comes. FML"



to lazy to screencap.
#95 - paesani (11/14/2012) [-]
Her face the entire time.
Her face the entire time.
#90 - grimgrey ONLINE (11/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
His brother.
User avatar #36 - hammerofdorn (11/14/2012) [-]
My little sister went on her first date last year. They still can't find their son.
#99 - connorg (11/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I didn't come onto here to re-read what i read an hour ago, it wasn't funny then and it isn't funny now.
User avatar #101 to #99 - ShirazumiLio (11/14/2012) [-]
Then don't read it again?
#107 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/14/2012) [-]
Busted asshole. I kicked your pussy ass a thousand times, u just get it , i am better and smarter... U hid like a little bitch, but now its of to court and hopefully 15-20 years in fag prison/ oops! I meant federal prison . From the winner- MBBrown
#104 - alucardshellhound (11/14/2012) [-]
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