SECESSION!. . in STATES SECEDE Foam NEW COUNTRY - "i,,, -, channel GLENN BECK ELECTED FIRST PRESIDENT tlf iill, ( '..-. I like how all democrats make fun of republicans for being rednecks. Sure, there are a whole lot of rednecks in the republican party, but I don't think democrat
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User avatar #18 - gpinks (11/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I like how all democrats make fun of republicans for being rednecks. Sure, there are a whole lot of rednecks in the republican party, but I don't think democrats have room to talk when 92% of the black vote and 60% of the Hispanic voted for Obama. Random thoughts.
User avatar #8 - mahjimmiesarusslin (11/13/2012) [-]
Just because they petition for it does not mean they will get it, each states has a few million and only a few thousand want to secede, Texas has tried this every election year for the past 9 elections
#19 - blueghost (11/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
My favorite petition
User avatar #2 - profflippystix (11/13/2012) [+] (7 replies)
yeah still would choose living there than in any of the other 30 states. especially california, i hate liberals and tree hugers with a burning passion. seriously a gallon of gas can get you anywhere from 19miles up to 60 if its diesel. what can be better than that? electricity? we dont generate enough electricity to charge everyone in america's cars plus air conditioning, plus our various charging ports. and computers. see where im going? go ride your bike on the freeway, ill take my 'merican truck and plow your ass over you calicunt.
User avatar #5 to #4 - darthtomale (11/13/2012) [-]
why argue on the internet when you could masturbate on the internet?
User avatar #10 - blacksmithgu (11/13/2012) [-]
Not sure why you'd name the country ************* , but okay.
#86 - badkidpetersen (11/14/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Consider the following:
If a drunk driver hits a pregnant woman and kills her, he is charged with 2 counts of murder.
Yet a woman can choose to kill the baby herself?
How does this make sense. Thoughts?
User avatar #117 to #86 - MistaJesus (11/14/2012) [-]
It makes sense because the woman most likely did not wish for her baby to be suddenly killed. But if she wishes to abort the baby, she can. It's her body. No woman purposely gets hit by a car to cause a miscarriage.
User avatar #109 - vivapinatapro (11/14/2012) [+] (7 replies)
You realize the states that want to secede are states like New York and Texas, right? Let's see how "America" does without those states.
User avatar #122 to #110 - mynameisgeorge (11/14/2012) [-]
Except it's one of the only states that has a growing economy, so we do need it.

Good job sucking MSNBC's dick tough, be sure to work the pipes.
#102 - hankpym (11/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
they're not called truck balls OP, the name is truck nuts.

It is one of the most american things you can own, it sweats freedom, liberty, pride and oil.
User avatar #85 - Fgner (11/14/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Am I the only one who will admit that these states have a right to do this. The government was created to serve and represent the people of these United States, and act in OUR best interests. And when it comes a time where men feel that the government no longer serves it's purpose, it is our duty to correct, demolish, or take leave from the government at hand. This is a time where democracy had failed us. Corruption and greed run rampant, and no longer is the general good of the public the prime topic of debate. Now it's political correctness, how to get the most votes, how to get the most money. Don't call these people ********* just because you are to ignorant and blind to perceive their mindsets. Take Texas, they have been all but begging to sucede. The have their own military, they have their own economy, they are completely independant. They are one of th emost powerful states, however, they are also one of the least important states to this country. And even if every person in that state agreed with succession, how likly is it that their governmental representations would actively produce a document and cause it to actually happen. It won't, for a country to sucede, it would take a military uprising and forcefully overthrowing their government.

/rant over.
User avatar #64 - duudegladiator (11/14/2012) [+] (27 replies)
He'd do better than Obama...
#73 to #72 - duudegladiator (11/14/2012) [-]
I'd rather have rights, then lose it day after day under a Federal Government which is overstating its bounds.
I'd rather have rights, then lose it day after day under a Federal Government which is overstating its bounds.
#116 - yumyumtittysucker (11/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
so much butthurt in the comments
#111 - HARMONYHARMONY (11/14/2012) [-]
Personally, I like certain aspects of Glenn Beck's logic. He has a great outlook on certain things.   
Maybe I could actually take him seriously if he didn't go on a butthurt rampage every 5 minutes.
Personally, I like certain aspects of Glenn Beck's logic. He has a great outlook on certain things.
Maybe I could actually take him seriously if he didn't go on a butthurt rampage every 5 minutes.
#91 - pyrothermal (11/14/2012) [-]
I used to be proud to be a native Texan.
I used to be proud to be a native Texan.
User avatar #33 - AnAnonForLife (11/14/2012) [+] (8 replies)
In the pledge of the United States, the word "Indivisible" will always stand firm.
User avatar #39 to #33 - Izen (11/14/2012) [-]
we might add puerto rico as a state
51 states
prime
until then, 50, not prime
divisible
User avatar #81 - fauxshores (11/14/2012) [-]
To be honest, Glenn Beck's views on a lot of things are pretty smart. I like hi a lot better than O'Reily. At least he explains his thinking.
#61 - daggry (11/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
it's also illegal to secede
#76 to #69 - knightdavid (11/14/2012) [-]
You do realize that law was passed AFTER the civil war right? Along with the abolishment of slavery... Dumb kids today... I swear//
User avatar #29 - intabutter (11/14/2012) [-]
My state is one of the ones that want to secede :(
#17 - recoveryone (11/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Texas currently has the most votes, but 40000, in a state of 25000000, is ******* nothing.
User avatar #15 - dractheripper (11/14/2012) [+] (6 replies)
-yawn- I'd rather live somewhere other than the States.

People here piss me off.
User avatar #20 to #15 - captainchina (11/14/2012) [-]
how about germany? or canada?
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