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#2 - anonymous (11/13/2012) [-]
What is that thing above the waterline? His penis or her vagina or what?
User avatar #7 to #2 - anonchief (11/13/2012) [-]

By the way, did you know that if you were to try and **** a dolphin, because of it's vaginal muscles being so strong, it would literally CRUSH your penis. CRUSH it. The sheer force of just the lips could cut your DICK off.

gonna do it when i prepare to die, #yolo
User avatar #24 to #7 - lawlzeeful (11/14/2012) [-]
Holy **** . Just how ******* strong is a male dolphin's penis then? Fully erect, it must be a ******* steel pole.

And here's more dolphin facts. Apparent sightings of dolphin social behavior have recovered scenes of male dolphins ganging up and lone females and raping them (I kid you not, actual gang rape). Those who study animal behavior believe the males rape females to ensure more of the next generation is ensured.

But I guess human males can't rape female dolphins, huh?
User avatar #22 to #7 - pawnman (11/14/2012) [-]
You only live once!
Better get my dick crushed by a dolphin!
User avatar #37 to #22 - anonchief (11/14/2012) [-]
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#13 to #7 - ungluedflyer (11/14/2012) [-]
How do you know this?
User avatar #14 to #13 - anonchief (11/14/2012) [-]
Funnyjunk. Remember the "Dolphins rape people" phase a few months back?
User avatar #10 to #7 - shadowstepone ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
not until they're four. jailbait pussy is the best pussy.
User avatar #9 to #7 - DwightKurtSchrute (11/13/2012) [-]
And how did people find this out?
#8 to #7 - creepingorion (11/13/2012) [-]
I don't care. Not even the inability to rape will stop it.
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