Scumbag Steve is out

he sure as shit tries

Touche.

Touché*

It's pronounced Toosh

I love you.

God dammit, you're right.

At first I thought this was hilarious, then after reading you comment I find myself needing to reshuffle my priorities..

Or! Or maybe it was the Scumbag Steve in the title.

I don't think so. I didn't saw the title, and understood. I avoid reading the titles, because mostly people put the punchlines in them.

People still watch Maury?..

It's only the best show on daytime television!

Makes you go down on her

As if I wouldn't do it voluntarily

Makes you go down on her


has a yeast infection and multiple STDs

I once went down on my gf while she had an infection.
I'm a real trooper.

I once went down on my gf when she had an erection too...wait I read yours wrong...

Yeech. Who even wants someone to go down on them when they have an infection?

It's usually not that bad, unless of course the smelly yeasty chunks start coming out..

This actually made me laugh for some reason. Do you know where it's from?

Isaac Clarke from Dead Space

...okay, are you going to tell me?

its from dead space 2

Am I the only one who thinks that she is hot?

No im pretty sure you are not the only one who find that extremely attractive girl hot.

The "Am i the only one" should be applied to opinions which may be a little controversial, not something which is painfully obvious to everyone with a penis.

Or vagina.

Am I the only one who wants to tie her up in my basement and slowly remove her arms and legs an inch a day cauterizing the wound and keeping her alive with intravenous nutrients bags like they give people in comas?

Yes sir, yes you are.

Damn, kidnapping her would be a two-man job.

If it's a two man job, you're just not trying hard enough.

Caution, always. I wouldn't want someone catching me before her limbs were completely removed and her mind completely broken. Besides. I can't be the guy who breaks in AND the guy driving the getaway car. Seriously.

Which is why you lure her into the car. Once she is in the car, she is at your mercy. From then on, duct tape.

Isn't that Sasha Grey?

CHRISTOPHER LLOYD UP IN THIS THREAD

For one freaky second I thought that was a set of lips.

Then add some eyes and nose and you get a creepy face

censored hentai you say?