Conquered Fear. Not only has he conquered fear, but he mounted it. Sexually.. spider Face nope no Hell No why god
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#28 - untamedlazyeye
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#7 - mattdoggy
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>riding four wheelers with friends through the woods
>fifth gear and going at full speed
>riding on mostly precleared paths to avoid hitting banana spiders
>later in the afternoon we decide to race to impress some girls
>losing badly and decide to take a short cut
>tell the girl riding with me to hold on tight
>we ride through unused path that has a small jump
>few seconds before jump i see it
>not a spider, but a demon in the shape of a spider
>has woven a web of hate and fear into my path
>going to fast and no way to avoid it
>it's too low to duck under and i can swerve out of the way
>I should just hit it head on protecting the girl with me and then deal with it after the jump
>no
>brain goes into retard mode and decides i should throw myself off of the fourwheeler going at full speed
>i throw myself like i had just hit the ejector seat button in bonds car
>girl is naturally surprised seeing as i jumped off at full speed with no warning
>doesn't have time to even react
>while i was still rolling i hear a loud "WHAT" followed by a scream as she hit the spider and shot off the ramp
>she hit with a rough thud and got knocked out
>when she came to she asked what happened
>"we uh....hit a spider and you freaked out. You grabbed my arms and pulled making us wreck......"
>oh ok, sorry etc.
>she still thinks it was her fault
>lesson of that day: Damn all banana spiders, damn them all to hell
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#31 - gsnelson
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#49 - skateabuga
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User avatar #50 to #49 - fridginator
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There's nothing to fear, but fear itself.
User avatar #52 to #50 - frotw
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"what about snakes?"
User avatar #53 to #52 - roflstorm
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"And heights?"
User avatar #55 to #53 - doctadeathbench
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Periods man, just periods
User avatar #67 to #55 - anonymousattorney
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Spiders. ******* spiders.
#40 - synapse
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#69 to #40 - detaherai
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#16 - zombierapist
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Yall bout to hate my ****. not afraid of spiders   
   
enjoy
Yall bout to hate my ****. not afraid of spiders

enjoy
User avatar #17 to #16 - bloodyspy
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That's... that's just...
Where does one find these things? Is there a movie including a scene where a spider crawls into someone's nose and causes tiny spiders to crawl out of her forehead?
#18 to #17 - zombierapist
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i guess
User avatar #19 to #18 - bloodyspy
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Well that's cool, I guess. I'll use it to scare people.
Thanks for giving me an effective method of ending sleep for everyone I know!
#20 to #19 - zombierapist
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show your parents
#21 to #20 - bloodyspy
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Nah man, they are spared for now.   
I'll just head over to skype.
Nah man, they are spared for now.
I'll just head over to skype.
#48 to #17 - anon id: de8da825
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I think the movie is called the covenant...
#25 to #17 - anon id: b9781e02
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This movie is called "The Covenant".
User avatar #47 to #16 - FishMonster
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God Damn....nothing makes me more paranoid than seeing a spider in my bedroom
User avatar #30 to #16 - imabser
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You are a bastard.
#26 - Holyshizznips
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Am I the only person on FJ who isn't a'scared of spiders? D:


User avatar #44 to #26 - sevensixtwo
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You mean you can touch a spider without having seizures and screaming like a test animal?

SO HARDCORE.

For realzies though- no, I'm not bothered by spiders at all. They are needed creatures and I prefer to save them and put them outside where they can do more good. Yeah, they don't bother me a bit.
User avatar #82 to #26 - iliketires
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Spiders aren't nearly as terrifying as heights. For me at least.
User avatar #45 to #26 - LordVant
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I'm scared of ones that can actually do some damage to me. Like female black widows who can shut down my muscles(of which the heart is one) or the brown recluse whose venom is practically acid. Otherwise they're awesome, they get rid of all the other little pests.
User avatar #62 to #26 - radamski
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Oh **** I maximized this picture.

Got a face full of nope.
User avatar #64 to #62 - Holyshizznips
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<.< Just took it off my phone, didn't worry about resizing it. Mybad
User avatar #36 to #26 - WolfPrince
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Nope, they're interesting animals.
#32 to #26 - slipperyjoe
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Na, spiders are cool.
User avatar #29 - imabser
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>conquers fear of spiders
>dies
#37 - theJENK
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fffffffffffffuturrrrrrrre...... fffuuuuuuturrrrrrre....
fffffffffffffuturrrrrrrre...... fffuuuuuuturrrrrrre....
#56 - shadowfox
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He is also dead now because **** SPIDERS, they will ******* kill the **** out of you and not even feel sorry about it. They are cold mother *******
User avatar #60 to #56 - ishalltroll
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I let the ones who stick away from my bed live to kill all the ******* flys and ****
Spiderbro gang up in this bitch
User avatar #80 to #60 - fareyt
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I second this. The ones in corners just chillin' I leave alone. Not because I'm afraid but because he's not hurtin anyone.