lunchable man edition

Totally Irrelevant:

I work as a machinist in a mold shop
My shop made the molds for Oscar Mayer Lunchable trays
I probably worked on the thermoform mold that made that tray

You're welcome, society.

Anyone else concerned that that egg is not very cooked?

Notice they didn't give anything to strike the match with. Only a real man can light a match with his chin.

Men build things, then we die. It's in our fucking DNA! That's what we do! And when it all falls down?We build it right back up again. But this time bigger. BETTER! Look! Look what we can do. Look how fuckin' beautiful we are. You think the men that built all this had it easy? Hard men! Doing hard shit! And that gives me a hard on... But not in a gay way or anything. No, no... 'course not Yeah it goes without sayin' I am so sick of this self help, twelve step, leftover hippie generation bullshit! Now they don't want you to do anything, right?
Just sit there.
Don't drink.
Don't smoke.
Don't drive fast.
Kiss my ass!
Fuck it! Do it all I say!
Do you think Duke Wayne spent all of his time talking about his feelings with a fuckin' therapist?
There's no fucking way he did!
John Wayne died with five pounds of undigested red meat in his ass. Now that's a man!
Real men hide their feelings. Why?
Because it's none of your fuckin' business!
Men do not cry.
Men do not pout.
Men jack you in the fuckin' jaw and say"
"Thanks for comin' out"

Almost forgot the Zippo



hooch is crazy

Would it be acceptable for that cigar to be a blunt or spliff?

Where's the Cigar cutter?

What's going to light that match?

Producers face when

No lighter?

my face if someone gave one of these to me.

needs more bacon

If there's bacon, is there really a need for anyhting else?

It's good but I can't help but feel that space taken by the egg could've been put to better use.. say as another bacon receptacle?

Isn't Whiskey River a barbeque sauce, not a type of whiskey?

Great, I'll take 12.

Y U ONLY GIVE 1 EGG? Needs at least 3.

Ron Swanson approved