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User avatar #128 to #110 - ismet (11/13/2012) [-]
Oh no you did not ******* just say that. Now look here asshole. I don’t give a **** who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your ******* life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much ******* pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a ******* back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a **** how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many ******* guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll ******* show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the **** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a ******* heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my ******* car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could ******* destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great ****** length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing ******* hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll ******* resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
User avatar #149 to #128 - sonnyboii (11/13/2012) [-]
what did he say?
User avatar #272 to #149 - rufless (11/14/2012) [-]
that this post is unimportant, it's 2012 and not 12 - hence invalidity
and that we should care of other stuff in life other than the calendar repeating
and that content isn't even funny

but that's in the past anyway.. and I raged a bit.
but ismet has overreacted, and hasn't delivered as usual
User avatar #273 to #272 - ismet (11/14/2012) [-]
ps. it's a copy pasta... i'm not mad at you
User avatar #274 to #273 - rufless (11/14/2012) [-]
my bad. Sorry.
User avatar #138 to #128 - rufless (11/13/2012) [-]
the internet.
User avatar #159 to #119 - bavelsond (11/13/2012) [-]
What did he say?
#114 to #110 - Welshhobo (11/13/2012) [-]
Holy **** hes right guys! Lol i thought we were still in 12AD.
**** now i can't go to the afternoon stoning.
#112 to #110 - FatherPedobear (11/13/2012) [-]
You mad bro?
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