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Life as a fast food employee 1

I have a ton more wacky stories from my job as a fast food employee

Life as a fast food employee pt. 1
ere, working as a cashier
solid 8/ ) comes up to the cashier.
Hi, can T get a double cheeseburger combo?
Yes you can, maam. That will be 4. 43
aaww crap.. T only have 4 dollars...
it' s oh. i' ll pitch in a dollar.
aw you' re so sweet.
Here you gal
Where' s my change?
The food was 4. 43. T put in 5.
Where' s damn change?!
Maam you payed 4 dollars. T payed
far the rest. you don' t have any change.
I' M GOING TD G HIM A PIECE DE‘ MY HINDI!
were
and that is how my first day of work went.
far mgay - far never again
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#14 - jcmonster (11/12/2012) [+] (7 replies)
>be me, working in retail   
>customer comes in for a return   
>me: "alright you'll be getting 5.68 back to your card"   
>"that's wrong. the item was 7. are you trying to cheat me?"   
>me:"it was 7 originally, but according to your receipt you got 20% off your purchase, so you ended up paying 5.68. I'm giving you back what you paid"   
>"but i'm not doing 20% on the return, so I need the full 7 dollars back. I know you're young, and probably don't understand math very well, just give me my 7 dollars and I won't have to tell your manager about this little incident."   
>me:"you know, I think it's best if I do tell my manager"   
>call manager over, they hash it out for a good 4 minutes, customer says she's never shopping at store again   
>mfw this happens at least once a week, and i don't know how so many people can be so retarded
>be me, working in retail
>customer comes in for a return
>me: "alright you'll be getting 5.68 back to your card"
>"that's wrong. the item was 7. are you trying to cheat me?"
>me:"it was 7 originally, but according to your receipt you got 20% off your purchase, so you ended up paying 5.68. I'm giving you back what you paid"
>"but i'm not doing 20% on the return, so I need the full 7 dollars back. I know you're young, and probably don't understand math very well, just give me my 7 dollars and I won't have to tell your manager about this little incident."
>me:"you know, I think it's best if I do tell my manager"
>call manager over, they hash it out for a good 4 minutes, customer says she's never shopping at store again
>mfw this happens at least once a week, and i don't know how so many people can be so retarded
#24 - iliketires (11/12/2012) [+] (16 replies)
I had a customer come into my store (I work at Best Buy) and buy a 50' Samsung from me. Since he had 						****					 everywhere in his car, we had to put it in the bed of his truck. I told him that laying the TV down on it's side could make the screen bow in and crack, but he said it would be fine.   
   
Not even an hour later, he comes back screaming at me because his screen is cracked, and demanded to see my manager. Since we checked the TV before he left with it, we couldn't do anything to replace the TV, and the guy proceeded to kick over a shipper of movies and then 						*******					 SPIT right in my face.   
   
Now, I'm not allowed to reciprocate or I'd lose my job, so I had to sit there and let my manager kick him out.   
   
I. 						*******					. Hate. People.
I had a customer come into my store (I work at Best Buy) and buy a 50' Samsung from me. Since he had **** everywhere in his car, we had to put it in the bed of his truck. I told him that laying the TV down on it's side could make the screen bow in and crack, but he said it would be fine.

Not even an hour later, he comes back screaming at me because his screen is cracked, and demanded to see my manager. Since we checked the TV before he left with it, we couldn't do anything to replace the TV, and the guy proceeded to kick over a shipper of movies and then ******* SPIT right in my face.

Now, I'm not allowed to reciprocate or I'd lose my job, so I had to sit there and let my manager kick him out.

I. ******* . Hate. People.
#8 - rawrbowwow (11/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
This bitch's next meal.
This bitch's next meal.
#180 - aquamarch (11/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Be working at Kmart as a cashier
>Lady walks up to cash register to pay
>Scan all the items and tell her her total
>lady literally takes out FOURTEEN coupons and gives them to me
>she says "MAKE SURE TO COUNT THEM ALL, THEY WERE 14"
>Scan them
>only 9 go through
>tell lady that 5 weren't accepted because 3 were duplicated, 1 was expired and 1 was a fake $20 off
>lady walks away furiously and comes back
>She says "IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SCAN THEM PROPERLY GIVE THEM BACK TO ME NOW"
>Give her back the coupons but tell her that no matter how hard she tries the machine won't take those 5
>Lady gets manager
>Manager tells her same thing I did
>lady screams "WHY DO YOU EVEN GIVE OUT COUPONS IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE THEM"
> mfw lady tries to use the 5 same rejected coupons on the cashier behind me 10 minutes later and the same thing happens



customers are the devil.
#115 - crazyhindu (11/13/2012) [-]
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>be me working at dunkin donuts(i know indian working at dunkin donuts)
>phone rings, obvious black lady on the line
>says she was in earlier bought four x-large coffee's(2.37 each about 10 bucks total), payed with a hundred apparently never got her change
>just me no manager or anyone else, so i told her to come by and i could see what i could do.
>comes by i go through the recent transactions, nothing, she says she was in earlier and i wasnt there
>ask her when she came in
>3.30 ish
>ive been working since 1
>throw a ****** fit start saying shes going to get mny ass arrested and dunkin donuts shut down, calls police
>manager and owner come in, pull up all records, cops check everything found out ****** lied
>mfw she got arrested
User avatar #155 - tommygunntyler (11/13/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>Be working at Steak & Shake as Drive Thru
>Extremely trashy looking (Balding, not front teeth, unhealthily) skinny lady comes up to window
>assumed she was a crackhead
>Anyway, her change was 5 cents
>thought it was 4 cents, grab 4 pennies, shut droor
>give change to lady
>lady pries open the window and yells "Excuse me im supposed to get 5 cents change!"
>drops 4 pennies inside window
>thinking WTF its just a peny difference...and 5 cents!
>would have to get manager to open droor to get another penny
>take extra penny from my pocket and put it with the other 4
>give to lady
>continue preparing food
>lady pries open window again and full on throws change at me screaming "Just ******* take it!!"
>on the verge of going ape **** on this lady
>keep cool and hand her her food and say "heres your order"
>lady freaks out and sais "YOURE SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME 5 SCENTS!!! THAT IS A NICKEL!!!"
>I try to explain that 5 pennies is the same as a nickel
>cuts me off in mid scentence by calling me a " ******* retard" and driving off
>almost quit right there
#42 - redstain (11/13/2012) [+] (4 replies)
When I worked at McDicks, we had a script we had to say or else we got in trouble.

"Would you like bacon on that, would that be a meal, etc."

An old guy comes in and asks for a filet of fish. I then asked if he would like bacon on it. His response was: "Just make my burger the way I ******* asked for it."

My next mistake was to ask if he wanted a meal. Cue more swearing and general yelling. And of course the manager didn't do **** .

At least his wife was calm and gave me a tip.

Pic related. It's what he looked like.
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#141 - vilioski (11/13/2012) [+] (5 replies)
>work as pizza hut delivery driver
>start off with 10 dollars that pizza hut gives for change
>go on first delivery of the day
>order is $23, she pays with $40
>lady asks for $11 back (generous tip of $6)
>give 10 cause that's all i have
>i apologize for inconvenience and tell her that if she want i can go get more change from store
>she declines
>go back to store i get yelled at by manager, cause she called and said i was rude and tried to take her money.

happened two days ago....bitch
#94 - beatrixkiddo (11/13/2012) [-]
>Be me, working at Burger King   
>Angry customer comes strutting in   
>Cuts in front of person at the cash register   
>"THIS IS THE 8TH TIME YOU GUYS HERE GOT MY ORDER WRONG?"   
>Guy the angry customer cut in front of: "						*****					, DID YA JUS CUT IN FRON OF ME??!!"   
>"YOU BEST BELIEVE IT, NIIGGGEEERR (said it just like that)   
>"						*************					 PUNK ASS BITCH 						*****					 THINKIN HE CAN CUT IN FRON OF ME BEEOOTCH"   
>Two go at it like this for the next 15 minutes   
>MFW
>Be me, working at Burger King
>Angry customer comes strutting in
>Cuts in front of person at the cash register
>"THIS IS THE 8TH TIME YOU GUYS HERE GOT MY ORDER WRONG?"
>Guy the angry customer cut in front of: " ***** , DID YA JUS CUT IN FRON OF ME??!!"
>"YOU BEST BELIEVE IT, NIIGGGEEERR (said it just like that)
>" ************* PUNK ASS BITCH ***** THINKIN HE CAN CUT IN FRON OF ME BEEOOTCH"
>Two go at it like this for the next 15 minutes
>MFW
User avatar #268 - sublimerule (11/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Ooooh some good stories on here. I have one to add =] (sorry for long post, didn't realize it would come out this big til I finished it =/)

>3am saturday morning at subway queuing for food in a drunken state
>Girl in front of me in the line talking about some ******** with her friend, seems rich and spoiled
>She gets to the front, guy behind the counter greets her with a smile and asks what she would like
>Doesn't acknowledge his friendly greeting, carries on talking ******** to her friend
>Guy politely says "excuse me maam, i'm going to have to ask you for your order, there are other people waiting"
>Girl explodes into a fit of rage, shouting at him, swearing, calling him a piece of worthless **** , saying he will work in subway for the rest of his life
>I'm trying so hard to keep my mouth shut at this point, evey inch of me wants to tear her a new asshole
>He calmly takes the abuse and says something like "have you finished, can I take your order now please?"
>She orders food, he cooks sub, begins to put her salad in, she's making him put the olives in one by one, she makes hime remove various amounts of salad because he used too much
>She asks for sauce, he puts sauce on, she screams that he put too much on and that he ruined the sub and demands he make her a new one
>I snap.
>"Who the **** do you think you are, you fat, ugly bitch. It's not this guys fault you are going to die alone because you look like a horse and have the attitude of a spoiled child"
>She tries to talk over me
>I shout much louder than her
>"Why don't you do everyone a favor and get the **** out, no one wants to listen to your ******** , you huge cunt"
>She leaves with her mouth gaping wide open
>Couple of people behind me say good job
>Dude thanks me, with a huge smile, I order and pay for my food, he throws in the sub the girl asked for free

tl;dr hope you enjoyed if you did read though
#27 - theblockhead (11/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i hate being the ******* cashier so much, do you ever get the people that stand like 5 ft. away and try and talk to you?
User avatar #30 to #27 - Esplosions (11/13/2012) [-]
Maybe you just smell bad.
#136 - afroadam (11/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>working at Walgreens   
>People always think im hispanic and that i can speak spanish   
>some guy comes up to me   
>"spanish words that i dont know"   
>me "what?"   
>guy "some more spanish words that i dont know"   
>me "i'm sorry what? i only speak english and a little french"   
>guy "come on man you look 						*******					 spanish you should be able to speak spanish!"   
>almost all the time people try to speak spanish to me...
>working at Walgreens
>People always think im hispanic and that i can speak spanish
>some guy comes up to me
>"spanish words that i dont know"
>me "what?"
>guy "some more spanish words that i dont know"
>me "i'm sorry what? i only speak english and a little french"
>guy "come on man you look ******* spanish you should be able to speak spanish!"
>almost all the time people try to speak spanish to me...
#227 - injerseyforever (11/13/2012) [-]
YAY to all these food service/retail stories in the comments! I'll add to it!   
>Working breakfast shift at my restaurant. other waitress tells to take these customers because the lady is a real bitch.   
>Ask what supercunt wants, random ass order with lots of specialty needs   
>Bring out her order which includes delicious potato squares which have peppers and onions in it   
>Superbitch complains that the peppers and onions weren't in there yesterday, I try to explain that I'm sorry but they normally are   
>Bitch tells me to go away, then calls me back 10 minutes after to say that the potatoes were cold, and yells at me to go get more without peppers and onions   
>I bring it to her in a to go box, then she hands me a 100 bill to pay, gets pissed that I only have small change to give her for it.   
> Leaves to go box on table after she leaves, so I throw it in the trash and clean off the table   
>15 mins later she comes back yelling at me to get her  her potatoes.    
MFW I give the big bitch nasty ass garbage potatoes
YAY to all these food service/retail stories in the comments! I'll add to it!
>Working breakfast shift at my restaurant. other waitress tells to take these customers because the lady is a real bitch.
>Ask what supercunt wants, random ass order with lots of specialty needs
>Bring out her order which includes delicious potato squares which have peppers and onions in it
>Superbitch complains that the peppers and onions weren't in there yesterday, I try to explain that I'm sorry but they normally are
>Bitch tells me to go away, then calls me back 10 minutes after to say that the potatoes were cold, and yells at me to go get more without peppers and onions
>I bring it to her in a to go box, then she hands me a 100 bill to pay, gets pissed that I only have small change to give her for it.
> Leaves to go box on table after she leaves, so I throw it in the trash and clean off the table
>15 mins later she comes back yelling at me to get her her potatoes.
MFW I give the big bitch nasty ass garbage potatoes
User avatar #11 - iaaron (11/12/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Where in the **** is a double cheeseburger $4.43?

it's $1.00 here
#10 - wertq (11/12/2012) [-]
I have a ton more wacky stories from my job as a fast food employee
Implying it's an OC?
#88 - battledude (11/13/2012) [-]
i work in the back at bk and sometimes put on a headset to listen to the ignorant people in the drive through
customer: "can I get a whopper meal?"
cashier: "what would you like for your drink?"
customer: "crispy"


only in MURICA
User avatar #33 - NolanNasty (11/13/2012) [+] (4 replies)
shut it OP, this comic is older than my pubes and you know it.
User avatar #38 to #33 - faithrider (11/13/2012) [-]
so this joke came out yesterday?
User avatar #61 - cherryb (11/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
That sucks. I worked at sonic for 2 yrs and there was this lady who didnt pay in full and when I asked for the rest she was like.
"You're supposed to round it"
NO.
#36 - stallwallwriter (11/13/2012) [-]
>my first shift making sandwiches (subway-like, customers on the other side of glass.)
>still don't know all the builds yet, doing as well as I can.
>guy on the other side says loudly that the rate I'm going is "like watching paint dry."
>thinking I misheard an order change I ask him to repeat, so he says it even louder with a bitchtastic look on his face.
> I say nothing, finish making his food.
Somewhere out there is a guy who I hope will, for the rest of his life, be plagued with ****** sandwiches.
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