Omegle: asl?. it works very well. lli?, omegle Talk to strangers! chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol You: bonjour Stranger: heyy Stranger: U french You:
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Omegle: asl?

it works very well

lli?, omegle Talk to strangers!
chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
You: bonjour
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: U french
You: new
Stranger: huh
You: no
Stranger: oh
You: asl?
Stranger: f 1 8 and bi
You: that' s nice
You: m 17 use
You: u ovulating'?
Stranger: huh
You: are you ovulating'?
Stranger: whats that
You: it' s when your uterus is making eggs, usually 2
weeks into your menstrual cycle
You: it' s also a good girl check
You: and you failed
Stranger: oh
Your partner has disconnected.
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Submitted: 11/12/2012
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#19 - FlawlessxLawless (11/13/2012) [+] (6 replies)
#12 - vegetatheprince (11/13/2012) [-]
If I was a chick and A dude asked if I was ovulating, I would just leave.
#1 - trevorsta (11/12/2012) [-]
Well Played OP!
User avatar #11 - slapchoppin (11/13/2012) [-]
sick pickup lines breh
#15 - brenton (11/13/2012) [+] (11 replies)
The uterus doesn't "make eggs," infidel. That would be the ovaries.
User avatar #9 - awesomenessdefined (11/13/2012) [-]
It wouldn't be hard to believe that some bimbo doesn't know what Ovulating is.
#13 - stallwallwriter (11/13/2012) [-]
I prefer to start every Omegle conversation with   
"DARE YOU FIGHT THE BEARMASTER?!"   
I don't want to talk to anyone who isn't willing to fight the Bearmaster.   
   
(pic unrelated it is not the bearmaster)
I prefer to start every Omegle conversation with
"DARE YOU FIGHT THE BEARMASTER?!"
I don't want to talk to anyone who isn't willing to fight the Bearmaster.

(pic unrelated it is not the bearmaster)
User avatar #38 - deathwilldie (11/13/2012) [-]
the ovaries dont make eggs only store them. sorry but it was bothering me.
#32 - jaimesabrina (11/13/2012) [-]
**jaimesabrina rolled a random image posted in comment #205 at If Romney won **  mfw
**jaimesabrina rolled a random image posted in comment #205 at If Romney won ** mfw
User avatar #16 - hyrule (11/13/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I heard another good girl check is asking a girl who claims to be older than 18 about Vera Wang. I believe she makes huge name dresses?

And kids under the age of 16 wouldn't know about 'ovulating'. They know periods and PMS, but not the actual cycle.
#18 to #16 - ilialiali (11/13/2012) [-]
**ilialiali rolled a random image posted in comment #268 at Halo 4 ** i learned that **** today.... at school
User avatar #14 - basicargentinian (11/13/2012) [-]
Unless he's like 12 I don't understand how he can not know what ovulating is, ffs, it's basic knowledge.
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