Gay midget tentacle squid rape. Who the chooses bulbasaur, srsly.. wow IVE MADE THE WORST DECISION Pl MY LIFE BYE WORLD Like . Comment . 38 minutes we . It What
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Who the **** chooses bulbasaur, srsly.

wow IVE MADE THE WORST DECISION Pl MY LIFE BYE WORLD
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Yup chose bulbasaur aver charmander didn' t you?
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#25 - aboutfortyllamas (11/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
MFW I chose bulbasaur
MFW I chose bulbasaur
#135 - subaqueousreach (11/13/2012) [+] (25 replies)
Except that Bulbasaur becomes this badass ************ .

Do you have any idea how cool this son of a bitch is? If you say yes then you're a ******* liar. He's so ******* cool that if you could actually fathom the amount of awesome this beastly pokemon emanates on a daily basis your brain would shut down from shame. Even I can\t process the amount of cool this pokemon is. It's scientifically impossible.

You know what Charmander becomes? Charmeleon. What a ******* joke. Sure he might become Charizard later, but that's a whole other evolutionary step. Do you really wanna have a Charmeleon for that long? Ivysaur is so cool you don't even want him to evolve into the village wrecking monster that is his final form. He's just. That. Awesome.

So go ahead, pick your Charmander, i'm gonna stand by the most bad ass pokemon to ever exist. (And don't even try to bring that 5th gen **** into this).

TL;DR: Ivysaur, ************ . He's awesome as hell.
#140 to #135 - noblexfenrir (11/13/2012) [-]
Listen man, Imma let you finish but Squirtle is the best starter of all time!

I know your thinking "Hold the **** up bro, ivysaur is the ****** **** why the hell would you want squirtle?"

***************** : Squirtle. Look at this bitch, he's original pimpin noone can even touch the level of badass Squirtle reaches.

***************** : Wartortle. I'm ****** sorry but can we say that name again? WARtortle, just the pure sound of his name sends pokemon running in pain.

******************* : Blastioise, A *********** GIANT TORTOISE WITH 2-- COUNT EM---------------------> 1-------------------->2!! CANNONS ON HIS BACK. HE RAPES YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY AND YOU SAY PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

****************** : Giant flowers are for pussies, and ivysaur hasn't even bloomed yet, tell him to come back when he's hit puberty.

Squirtle out.
#38 - rhiaanor ONLINE (11/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I choose bulbasaur...... SO 						****					 YOU OP
I choose bulbasaur...... SO **** YOU OP
#133 - xtremedeath (11/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)





I always choose Chikorita. Chikorita is a ************* badass!
User avatar #182 - grilled (11/13/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I got in trouble at school today because the teacher claimed that all I did was visit FunnyJunk all period, than doing my work. The district printed out my recorded internet history, and highlighted everything they considered 'not school appropriate'.

This title almost got me suspended.
#46 - whattaboner (11/12/2012) [-]
I chose Bulbasaur.
I chose Bulbasaur.
#150 - whosaidwut (11/13/2012) [+] (4 replies)
DID YOU KNOW   
   
I'm going to have to clear out my browsing history after this!   
Here I am just right-arrowing through the front page.   
And then I land on this post.   
You make Bill Nye sad. Despite how spinny he is currently.
DID YOU KNOW

I'm going to have to clear out my browsing history after this!
Here I am just right-arrowing through the front page.
And then I land on this post.
You make Bill Nye sad. Despite how spinny he is currently.
#160 to #158 - whosaidwut (11/13/2012) [-]
placenta and dirty horse sex? within a 3 minute period?   
Slow down guy, there's only so much internet   
At the rate you're going, you're going to run out.   
>mfw I run out of internet
placenta and dirty horse sex? within a 3 minute period?
Slow down guy, there's only so much internet
At the rate you're going, you're going to run out.
>mfw I run out of internet
#64 - charphlosion (11/12/2012) [+] (12 replies)
Actually in the original red and blue and i believe yellow bulbasaur was a smart choice because of one move, razor leaf. At that time critical hits were based of speed in the formula (user base speed) x 100 / 64, and it is 64 because of razor leafs high critical hit rate, which means it has a 125% chance of being critical as a venusaur, and so with venusaur a razor leaf would always be a critical hit, so instead of the average 55 power it reaches 110, and that is not even including the extra gained STAB from it being a grass type attack, which increases it by 1.5 if i am correct. Which makes venusaur coupled with razor leaf an amazing combination.
#77 - mrcerealkiler (11/12/2012) [-]
JOKES ON YOU I AIN'T DELETING MY HISTORY FOR **** !!
#302 - slashtrey (11/13/2012) [-]
>be me at age 4
>my cousin tells me there was a squirrel in his attic
>thought he said "Squirtle"
>mass confusion ensues as I search frantically for it
<what I expected to find
#240 - lospussy (11/13/2012) [+] (18 replies)
I chose him and stuck with him to the very end
#173 - Deavas (11/13/2012) [-]
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choosing a starter is a lot like having a baby.

i always wonder what i will result;


getting a boy, or deleting the data and trying again
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#180 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
I ******* love grass types.
#55 - dustykeyboard (11/12/2012) [-]
I have always gone with the greens first
#50 - camdonwin (11/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Bulbasaur was the best pokemon ever. Fact.

you teach him sleep powder, leech seed, giga drain, and any other powerful attack you feel like, and you're set.

Put that bitch to sleep and heal yourself with his his health, all while every turn he steals more of your health due to leech seed. And what are they gonna do about it? Nothing, because they're asleep.
#290 - xkqueen (11/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Muh bulba.
Muh bulba.
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#164 - lickilicky (11/13/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Bulbasaur is best.
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