Buzz buzz. I'm scared to death off both anyways. The difference between bees and wasps. Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I' m just doing my job, pollina buzz
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Buzz buzz. I'm scared to death off both anyways. The difference between bees and wasps. Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I' m just doing my job, pollina

I'm scared to death off both anyways

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The difference between bees and
wasps.
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today?
I' m just doing my job, pollinating
flowers and all. no need to be afraid
of me, I' m just happy I get to enjoy
this wonderful weather with you,
Wasp: Oh hey ************ , wanna go? I
swear I will kill any cunt stupid
enough to get 3 feet near me, I can
sting you, and it will be the nastiest
feeling you' had in awhile, Buzz
Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesnt
it? Stupid **** ,
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Submitted: 11/12/2012
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User avatar #46 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
>Be 17
>Just got out of bathtub
>Completely naked and wet
>Hear buzzing noise
>Is a wasp
>Wasp is coming at me to **** my ****
>.2 seconds to react
>Whip the **** out of the little ****** with my towel
>Gets stunned and doesn't know what the **** is going on
>Flies at my light bulb
>Wait for the bitch to get off the light bulb
>Whip the cuntcreature as hard as I possibly can
>Gets completely debilitated and falls on the ground
>Take a safety pin from mirror cabinet
>Stab the ****** and get him caught on it
>Lay safety pin over sink drain
>Run water
>Leave the ****** to die
>Yell "BOW DOWN TO ME, NAIVE. I AM WASPLORD!"
User avatar #47 to #46 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
Naive as in Middle English not as in stupid

(pretty sure it's spelled nave now)
#50 to #47 - Deanoss (11/13/2012) [-]
i think it may have a silent k, as in knave
User avatar #49 to #47 - datassman ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
Knave, friend.
User avatar #61 to #49 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
Why thank you.
User avatar #51 to #46 - Noblevillain (11/13/2012) [-]
10/10 made my day
#7 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (11/12/2012) [-]
my brother used to work at a tree cutting place in canada and because of the summer, there where ******* wasp nests everywhere so some bright assholes got the idea to burn the wasp nests off, in the middle of a forrest, in the middle of summer -__-
User avatar #17 to #7 - blackrosedragon ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
but he got rid of the wasps right?
User avatar #22 to #17 - smittywrbmnjnsn (11/13/2012) [-]
At the time, but then:
It spawned a new, roach like, fire-resistant wasp.
#132 to #22 - dsand (11/13/2012) [-]
Please tell me your kidding. I know nothings of adaptations and what not.
Please tell me your kidding. I know nothings of adaptations and what not.
#151 to #132 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (11/13/2012) [-]
if wasps lived in an area where fires happened every other day, there would be a chance they would evolve to be fire resistent
#152 to #151 - dsand (11/13/2012) [-]
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#121 - agentdennis (11/13/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bee? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Wasp Nest, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on mankind and I have over 300 confirmed stings. I am trained in yellow jacket warfare and I'm the top drone in the entire Wasp Nest Armed Forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this local area, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the flowers and your scent is being traced right now so you better prepare for the swarm, larva The swarm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, egg. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sting you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare antennae Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed stinging, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Wasp Nest Armed Forces and I will use it to its full extent to sting your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little bumble bee. If only you could have known what unholy rash your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* feeler. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn larva. I will sting fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, bee.
User avatar #23 - slapchoppin (11/13/2012) [-]
do you even sting?
#16 - WhattheNorris (11/13/2012) [-]
here's a relephant wallpaper, then
#69 - tehcashew (11/13/2012) [-]
>be 18
>mowing the lawn on riding lawnmower
>loud as ****
>haven't mowed grass in a while
>feel something hit me in the head
>wtf pull it out of hair and throw it
>don't think about it
>notice someting yellow crawling on my shoulder
> ******* yellow jacket
>shoo it away
>sudden realization
>entire back covered in the little demons
>NOPE
>remove jacket fast as ****
>run like a bitch
>make it inside with only 3 stings
>mfw
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#95 to #69 - crayonzzz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #130 to #95 - tehcashew (11/13/2012) [-]
Must have ran over an underground nest or something
User avatar #100 to #69 - iliketires (11/13/2012) [-]
Did someone ******* just throw a yellow jacket hive at you or something?

"ILL SHOW YOU TO TAKE MY GIRL, TEHCASHEW!"
User avatar #2 - sevsflame (11/12/2012) [-]
Wasps are assholes. I will always drown them and laugh whenever I can. Bees? Bees are Bros, man. They mind their own **** (unless it's the Africanized bees, correct me if I'm wrong?) Makin' honey and **** , never really stabbing. I've only been stabbed once, 'cause I ran into a dead one.
User avatar #15 - tomainstream (11/12/2012) [-]
Wasp-What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#19 to #15 - GTRbacne (11/13/2012) [-]
That was glorious. +1 internets for you.
User avatar #25 to #19 - onkii (11/13/2012) [-]
it's the oldest copypasta that ever existed
User avatar #30 to #25 - GTRbacne (11/13/2012) [-]
I know.... I've been on the internet for a while.
User avatar #31 to #25 - missingonebrick (11/13/2012) [-]
It's not even a year old.
User avatar #38 to #31 - GTRbacne (11/13/2012) [-]
He/she probably means it's over used. But who know!
User avatar #39 to #38 - missingonebrick (11/13/2012) [-]
Yeah but it came from a hitman thread that I posted in, and I haven't been on /b/ for over a year. But it sure is over used.
User avatar #87 to #39 - bladeboy ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
No, it came from a body building forum.
User avatar #88 to #87 - missingonebrick (11/13/2012) [-]
Okay then, I quit.
User avatar #34 to #19 - cullenatorguy (11/13/2012) [-]
That copy/pasta is older than Jebus
#72 to #19 - GTRbacne (11/13/2012) [-]
Geez, I just thought it was kinda funny. Yeah it may have been exaggerated but you people will jump on red thumbs bandwagon like there is no tomorrow.
Geez, I just thought it was kinda funny. Yeah it may have been exaggerated but you people will jump on red thumbs bandwagon like there is no tomorrow.
#32 to #15 - anon (11/13/2012) [-]
ahhh, i was looking for this in the comments (:
#44 - bossauce (11/13/2012) [-]
MFW I've never been stung by a bee or a wasp
MFW I've never been stung by a bee or a wasp
User avatar #52 to #44 - lexivex ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
Neither have I. Deathly afraid of them for some reason.
#116 to #44 - iseeafaggot **User deleted account** (11/13/2012) [-]
Oh... You'll get what's coming to you, just you wait...
Oh... You'll get what's coming to you, just you wait...
#74 - Schadenfreude ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
User avatar #58 - themastertroller (11/13/2012) [-]
DO YOU EVEN STING?
#45 - twatmissile (11/13/2012) [-]
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User avatar #75 to #45 - kittymg (11/13/2012) [-]
A bee/wasp cannot sting if it is constant motion. So if you catch one in your hand, keep shaking it, you can throw them at other people. (This is what my friend's father told me he did when he was a kid.)
User avatar #79 to #75 - twatmissile (11/13/2012) [-]
and you believed him? he might have just been trying to get you stung, those ******* seem to just swoop down like a hawk.
User avatar #81 to #79 - kittymg (11/13/2012) [-]
I really wasn't thinking of that, i kept imagining a bunch of kids throwing bee's at each other. Like, "Mom, mom! Billy threw a ******* bee at my face today."
User avatar #83 to #81 - twatmissile (11/13/2012) [-]
*pops him in the mouth* How dare you use language like that! Go to your ******* room now!
User avatar #84 to #83 - kittymg (11/13/2012) [-]
My bee wound! gkdhgwlsddfgjsdsh
User avatar #86 to #84 - twatmissile (11/13/2012) [-]
Then a swarm of ******* bees flies out of his mouth, attacks his mom and they carry her off to the hive.
User avatar #55 to #45 - CreatureofDeath (11/13/2012) [-]
That man has BALLS OF STEEL
#54 - qballextraction (11/13/2012) [-]
Aw yeah, pollinate that flower.
Aw yeah, pollinate that flower.
#73 - mrlego (11/13/2012) [-]
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#56 - sgc (11/13/2012) [-]
never been scared of bees or wasps, guess I never felt the need to be intimidated by something I can crush my accident.
pic related, what i will do with the next swarm of wasps i find
User avatar #63 - sanshiiuum (11/13/2012) [-]
Buzz buzz, mother ****** .
User avatar #29 - pepemex (11/13/2012) [-]
You gonna eat that black space?
#3 - CrazyPsycho (11/12/2012) [-]
**CrazyPsycho rolled a random image posted in comment #1698603 at MLP Brony Board ** hornets way worse...
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