Merry Christmas

don't be sad dude, you've got to be stay strong. You spoke your mind, you told her how you felt. that's called taking control and you should be one proud motherfucker for having the balls to act.

Plus, she's a crush. Not a soulmate. Why ever say anything like "I love you more than everything"? So he didn't actually "speak his mind" or "tell her how he felt".

Pic slightly related because... she's a girl? Yeah let's go with that.

Related enough. While I do think OP speaking his mind was better than nothing, I definitely agree he should have gone about it better.
1: In person
2: Probably not a super intense statement of true love out of the blue

Back in freshman year of high school I wrote my crush an anonymous love letter and slipped it in her locker.

The next day the person who wrote that letter was the laughing stock of the school.

My experience tells me that almost everything that sounds "romantic" in peoples heads, sounds incredibly stupid when said out loud.

I once said: "Is it weird if i say you're beautiful?" to a girl, expecting her to fall for my incredible charm.

Her response was: "Yes.. it's weird" and then she walked away.. Nedless to say, that line was never used again.

You're not a weirdo, dude. You summed up the courage to tell someone how you feel.
At least you can learn from this experience, right? I mean maybe that was coming on a bit too strong (most people are in a relationship for over a month before cracking out the big L word) but that's just my opinion.
Point is, you showed some courage and did what you thought was right. It's better to know for sure than to always wonder "what if".

...lesbians?

I read that as "cousin" the first time...

rape her.

Be eccentric as fuck, bitches love those eccentric fucks.

I don't want to hurt your feelings or anything, but you have to try to be that stupid. Something happened to me like that, I asked my crush to a dance and she said yes. While there i tried to kiss her, she leaned back so far we both fell over.

I know that feel

You know what bro, don't give up. If there's one thing I've learned, it's that you can always get back what's lost. Just keep trying to talk to her, even if she thinks you're a weirdo. Don't tell her you like her, let her figure it out herself. If you're happy with it being this way, then whatever, man. It's entirely your choice. But never give up hope.

Frodo must be giving one hell of a blowjob

Ugh, I already seen too much porn already..(is there such thing as too much porn, anyway?)

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

Merry fucking Christmas to you!

Just noticed your name. I don't think I'll win this. Plus that last one made me actually laugh.


You win sir.

^ Victory Jedi .gif. Good match, sir.

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i dont know, i think stepping on a lego would qualify.

Stepping on a lego while hugging someone awkwardly!

I saw that on Tosh.O

so he did die?

he ded

yeah. I'm sure of it

Yeah theres no way hes alive. Unless this is a reallllly good fake.

pretty damn accurate