tumblr anxiety. saw this on tumblr a while ago and thought it was hilarious. sorry if its a repost i havent uploaded anything before :3. IE [IE III III! hears n tumblr

tumblr anxiety

saw this on tumblr a while ago and thought it was hilarious. sorry if its a repost i havent uploaded anything before :3

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IE [IE
III
III!
hears neices at night': well this is it this is the end tor me I had a good
life
gets shamam: in my eyes‘: guess I' m mind now hew am I everthing
to see my first hem child
heart is Beating fast': I am having a heart attack isthis what
cardiac arrest is
a en}: walks Br: here I go to get arrested I murdered
sameone
taking a test': den' t take your eyes eff this paper you will get caught
cheating and get hissed out school and amount to nothing
gets a sunburn‘: great now I have slain cancer hew will I tell my parents
tripping ever samething*: I guess my leg will have to he amputated
why did this happen to me
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Submitted: 11/11/2012
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#2 - robbayyy (11/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
*people laughing in class* Oh god they're talking about me, everyone hates me
*people laughing in class* Oh god they're talking about me, everyone hates me
#5 - potterfan (11/12/2012) [+] (8 replies)
#15 - dedaluminus (11/12/2012) [+] (16 replies)
That "probably murdered someone" one is making everyone laugh, but imagine (hypothetically, of course, this has never happened to me at all ever) that you woke up one morning with a wicked hangover and no memory of last night, new tires on your truck, missing four tarps and a shovel from the garage, with a home depot receipt for 4 bags of lye and 2 bags of quickrete (and a bottle of that mexican coca cola they make with real sugar) and the priest who molested your cousin is missing? You might be a little paranoid too.
That "probably murdered someone" one is making everyone laugh, but imagine (hypothetically, of course, this has never happened to me at all ever) that you woke up one morning with a wicked hangover and no memory of last night, new tires on your truck, missing four tarps and a shovel from the garage, with a home depot receipt for 4 bags of lye and 2 bags of quickrete (and a bottle of that mexican coca cola they make with real sugar) and the priest who molested your cousin is missing? You might be a little paranoid too.
#30 - mattdoggy ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
Get shampoo in eyes
monsters can sense this and are coming to kill me

Walk by a black person without saying anything
he probably thinks i'm a racist

Cough one time
It must be lung cancer

Hear a noise downstairs but the dog doesn't bark
He's already dead

Wake up and the powers out
the Apocalypse has begun

Accidentally run a red light
Every cop in the nation is looking for me now

Drink tastes funny at restaurant
It's poison
#4 - ricerca (11/12/2012) [-]
Guess he got a tumblr account....
User avatar #39 - Sunburn (11/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Because no one can escape me.
#42 - slashersrus (11/12/2012) [-]
I read this stupid facebook 						****					 about a girl hitting her hand so hard that they had to cut it off   
   
Now every time I hit my hand I think "						****					 there goes my good hand"
I read this stupid facebook **** about a girl hitting her hand so hard that they had to cut it off

Now every time I hit my hand I think " **** there goes my good hand"
User avatar #22 - FailureToComply (11/12/2012) [-]
*Leaving a store without buying anything* Great, now everybody thinks I'm a shoplifter and I'm going to get arrested and never amount to anything or be trusted again
#40 - seanstantine (11/12/2012) [-]
Wake up after having been sleeping on top of your arm and its super asleep
**** its getting amputated this time for sure.
#51 - annaisocoolike (11/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
i have a few of these
#50 - rickmac (11/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
when did tumblrfags migrate to fj
#56 to #55 - rickmac (11/12/2012) [-]
because the 4chan posts are actually funny
User avatar #25 - marking ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
*wears nice clothes for while* Well I guess people now think Im gay.
#13 - cassixx (11/12/2012) [-]
I lost my **** at the cop one. I probably murdered someone.
#3 - sexypandas (11/11/2012) [-]
immediate reaction
immediate reaction
#49 - steavo (11/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Oh look, a good front page post...oh wait, it's just another tumbler post.
#47 - pineappletime (11/12/2012) [-]
walking alone downtown, I'll probably get gang raped and beaten by a group of black people.
walking alone downtown, I'll probably get gang raped and beaten by a group of black people.
User avatar #24 - picamix (11/12/2012) [-]
have any of you ever had a reaaly horrible sharp pain in your chests that lasts about 30 seconds before? iv had it 3 times and it feels like a heart attack
User avatar #17 - yunablade (11/12/2012) [-]
*a cops walks by* THis is the end, I'm most probably turned into a ****** at night without realizing.
User avatar #16 - bostonbruins (11/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Wow, im actually in somebodies content for the first time in my life...(username)
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