127 DAYS. Not mine. Thought I'd share.. I didnt masturbated for 127 days. And i feel energetic. What will happen if i dent masturbate for i year? I am 16 old ye
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127 DAYS

Not mine. Thought I'd share.

I didnt masturbated for 127 days. And i feel
energetic. What will happen if i dent masturbate
for i year?
I am 16 old year hey. Also say the good and bad effects of masturbation.
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first your body will go through drastic change. The will begin to sweat sticky semen,
and it will farm a cocoon around yee_ After ene more year you will emerge as a giant
white hawk, whe can breathe fire and sheet lasers free’: its magic third eye.
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#4 - doktorandus (11/12/2012) [+] (15 replies)
A 16 year old has got more self control than me.   
   
That's..   
That's horribly demoralizing on one hand.   
   
But on the other hand, my dick.   
   
That-   
   
That was a joke, ladies and gentlemen.   
Thank you I'll be here all wednesday.
A 16 year old has got more self control than me.

That's..
That's horribly demoralizing on one hand.

But on the other hand, my dick.

That-

That was a joke, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you I'll be here all wednesday.
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#32 - mattdoggy ONLINE (11/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The funny thing is that could acutally happen
and no man in the history of the planet would actually be able to know
#22 - mewis (11/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#51 - nascarfansmitty (11/12/2012) [-]
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#1 - mondprinzessin (11/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
what if it was true...?
User avatar #8 - plumotje (11/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
goddamn
i haven't masturbated for 500 days or something
i can say it's pretty true.
User avatar #12 to #8 - zelyx (11/12/2012) [-]
did you lose your hands or something?
User avatar #38 - aznspwn (11/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
This is actually true. It just turns out that nobody has ever been able to go a year without masturbating.
#19 - PepsiSucksCock (11/12/2012) [-]
this will happen
this will happen
#46 - Forfunaccount (11/12/2012) [-]
What will happen is that your balls will be so big that your dick will be stuck between them and--
This isn't gonna work. I wanted to make a 127 hours joke. But nope.
#26 - falloutfanatic ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
i cant not masturbate for 127 hours.... this man has the will of the dalai lama
i cant not masturbate for 127 hours.... this man has the will of the dalai lama
User avatar #2 - fightforfate ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
>if i don't masturbate for i year?
User avatar #53 - shadowstepone ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
that explains why there aren't any magical white laser hawks around
#3 - lolturtle (11/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
this could be true, i dont think anyone could ever be able to test it though
#29 - twatmissile (11/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Challenge not accepted
#99 - discardedslinky ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
After the first month.
After the first month.
#57 - dustypengwin ONLINE (11/12/2012) [+] (9 replies)
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#62 to #57 - undeadwill (11/12/2012) [-]
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That gif...
#25 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (11/12/2012) [-]
Magic third eye, anyone?
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