dads. . PEOPLE DADS WITH PRETTY DAUGHTERS PEOPLE.. >Be 19 >Been dating a girl for about 3 months >Go to stay the weekend with her at her house (have not met her parents before) >Meet her mom >Nice Guns
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User avatar #2 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (11/11/2012) [-]
>Be 19
>Been dating a girl for about 3 months
>Go to stay the weekend with her at her house (have not met her parents before)
>Meet her mom
>Nice enough
>In comes dad
>6'2, solid 280 lb , carrying a revolver on his belt
>More or less ignores me
>Later that day, tells me to come ride with him to show me their farm
>Stops the Jeep in the woods in an open area
>"You see that tree?" motioning to a fairly large tree. I nod.
>"My rifle can shoot clean through that tree. So if you try to pull something, hide behind a tree bigger than that."
>Been dating or almost two years now
>Still not sure if he was joking
#3 to #2 - flutterdoc (11/11/2012) [-]
I've only ever lived in coastal cities, I don't think I even know anyone who owns a working gun....
I've only ever lived in coastal cities, I don't think I even know anyone who owns a working gun....
User avatar #4 to #3 - thatmotherfer (11/11/2012) [-]
Black people?
User avatar #6 to #4 - flutterdoc (11/11/2012) [-]
Forgot to mention coastal cities in Europe and Washington, I can count the number of black people I have seen on one hand.
User avatar #7 to #6 - thatmotherfer (11/11/2012) [-]
Cops?
User avatar #8 to #7 - flutterdoc (11/11/2012) [-]
yeah but they don't own the gun, the government does. besides I don't know any police men anyway
User avatar #10 to #8 - thatmotherfer (11/11/2012) [-]
The Boondock Saints?
User avatar #9 to #8 - thatmotherfer (11/11/2012) [-]
little asshole kids with bb guns?
User avatar #35 to #9 - flutterdoc (11/12/2012) [-]
I got my first computer when i was eight. I have not seen the light of day in twenty 11 years. i travel by tunnels.
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#14 - jasonthedragon (11/12/2012) [-]
>Be 21   
>Live in Europe   
>Never been threatened by the parents of any of my girlfriends   
   
True story.
>Be 21
>Live in Europe
>Never been threatened by the parents of any of my girlfriends

True story.
User avatar #13 - Viceroy (11/12/2012) [-]
>Be 16
>gf's 17th birthday party, meeting her family
>Positively terrified
>Parents seem nice enough
>Get to opening gifts
>Mom asks if I'm in Doctor Who club with gf
>Me: "Yeah"
>Gf: "Of course he is, why do you think I stay so long?"
> ****** .jpg
>Mother and brother glare at me in dead silence
And I still don't think my girlfriend realizes that what she said almost cost me my life.
(PS, I live in Texas, so you know they've got a gun somewhere.)
User avatar #22 to #13 - theghostrider (11/12/2012) [-]
My girlfriend is from Texas too and his father is not the most nicest guy in the world....oh crap, I'm picturing this scene in my head.
User avatar #33 to #22 - Viceroy (11/12/2012) [-]
I'm just glad her dad wasn't in the room.
After she said that, her mom said "If your father heard you say that, there'd be no more Doctor Who club."
User avatar #34 to #33 - theghostrider (11/12/2012) [-]
Nah, it'd be the "Who killed him?" club....


...don't judge me.
#36 to #34 - Viceroy (11/12/2012) [-]
You're gonna need these, Horatio.
#15 - rkeely (11/12/2012) [-]
Guns don't kill people. I kill people... With guns.
User avatar #24 to #16 - XxJenniiBabiixX (11/12/2012) [-]
"Women are equal and they deserve respect ,. . just kidding they should suck my dick .. vagina , WHAT! vagina WHAT! i wanna have sex with your vagina (WHAT) "
#1 - Kekuchi (11/11/2012) [-]
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#23 - itrinx (11/12/2012) [-]
anyone ?
User avatar #20 - imofcnotharveydent (11/12/2012) [-]
it's not about the repost,

but it isn't funny!
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User avatar #11 - silvermoonelf (11/12/2012) [-]
My dad doesn't need a gun. He's a Urologist (penis/kidney doctor)... The stories he has are far more terrifying than a gun.
User avatar #32 - heytheremister (11/12/2012) [-]
Honestly. What the actual **** is this doing with 750 thumbs??
This ******* joke has been seen by anyone who has ever owned a PC since 2001.
This just verifies the fact that this site is over run with 12 year olds.
It wasn't even funny the first time. **** .
User avatar #27 - craaabs (11/12/2012) [-]
I'm gonna kill every sum' bitch what gets near my hopefully gorgeous daughter. Line up you horny ************* !
User avatar #25 - mufffinkiller (11/12/2012) [-]
>be 21
>never had a gf
>never been threatened by any parents
>true story
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