dads. . PEOPLE DADS WITH PRETTY DAUGHTERS PEOPLE.. >Be 19 >Been dating a girl for about 3 months >Go to stay the weekend with her at her house (have not met her parents before) >Meet her mom >Nice
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PEOPLE
DADS WITH PRETTY
DAUGHTERS PEOPLE.
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Submitted: 11/11/2012
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User avatar #2 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (11/11/2012) [+] (9 replies)
>Be 19
>Been dating a girl for about 3 months
>Go to stay the weekend with her at her house (have not met her parents before)
>Meet her mom
>Nice enough
>In comes dad
>6'2, solid 280 lb , carrying a revolver on his belt
>More or less ignores me
>Later that day, tells me to come ride with him to show me their farm
>Stops the Jeep in the woods in an open area
>"You see that tree?" motioning to a fairly large tree. I nod.
>"My rifle can shoot clean through that tree. So if you try to pull something, hide behind a tree bigger than that."
>Been dating or almost two years now
>Still not sure if he was joking
#14 - jasonthedragon (11/12/2012) [-]
>Be 21   
>Live in Europe   
>Never been threatened by the parents of any of my girlfriends   
   
True story.
>Be 21
>Live in Europe
>Never been threatened by the parents of any of my girlfriends

True story.
User avatar #13 - Viceroy (11/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>Be 16
>gf's 17th birthday party, meeting her family
>Positively terrified
>Parents seem nice enough
>Get to opening gifts
>Mom asks if I'm in Doctor Who club with gf
>Me: "Yeah"
>Gf: "Of course he is, why do you think I stay so long?"
> ****** .jpg
>Mother and brother glare at me in dead silence
And I still don't think my girlfriend realizes that what she said almost cost me my life.
(PS, I live in Texas, so you know they've got a gun somewhere.)
#15 - rkeely (11/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Guns don't kill people. I kill people... With guns.
#1 - Kekuchi (11/11/2012) [-]
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#21 - PepsiSucksCock (11/12/2012) [-]
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#23 - itrinx (11/12/2012) [-]
anyone ?
User avatar #20 - imofcnotharveydent (11/12/2012) [-]
it's not about the repost,

but it isn't funny!
+1
#19 - novaknightmare **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #27 - craaabs (11/12/2012) [-]
I'm gonna kill every sum' bitch what gets near my hopefully gorgeous daughter. Line up you horny ************* !
User avatar #25 - mufffinkiller (11/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>be 21
>never had a gf
>never been threatened by any parents
>true story
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User avatar #11 - silvermoonelf (11/12/2012) [-]
My dad doesn't need a gun. He's a Urologist (penis/kidney doctor)... The stories he has are far more terrifying than a gun.
User avatar #32 - heytheremister (11/12/2012) [-]
Honestly. What the actual **** is this doing with 750 thumbs??
This ******* joke has been seen by anyone who has ever owned a PC since 2001.
This just verifies the fact that this site is over run with 12 year olds.
It wasn't even funny the first time. **** .
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