dumbest rumor

Gif very related.

I bet they ran a 100 meter dash when you walked their way

"Dumbest gun you've heard about yourself?"

"When I was in middle school people were saying that I was shot up the school schooled

Even though I went to school"

my dad was born in Kenya we are white

I suppose I should change my description to white as fuck and very American. I just can't think of how the rumor gained basis at all if that makes more sense.

that actually does happen, its called Imperforate anus. and the surgically open the anus as treatment. the more you know.jpg

mfw

This changes everything.

yeah well when I was in elementary school I always told everyone that the White Power Ranger had too long of a pee pee so he had to roll it up.

now that I look back on that I find that I didnt quite understand how things worked.

i did math just to thumb you up

Almost the exact same thing happened to me. Have a good day.

Should've taken it to court.

opted for a settlement and switched schools

The FUCKTON amount of money you could have gotten if you sued! them upper class have slimes have overstuffed wallets, wouldn't have hurt much....

there are often times when I wish I had and imagine I could have got a lot more than was settled for, but the matter was taken out of my hands

im still only 50% mexican and i get shit about it all the time fortunately never anything from the school just people being assholes. but i fee l your pain man i cant imagine the security trying to get at you like that. should sue the fuck out of them

In the end we find that people prove time and time again that they can be ignorant, that they can be prejudiced, moronic and more often than not just plain stupid. It's very easy to become bitter or stagnant and carry a chip on your shoulder, especially when it's put in your face and you're made to feel inferior or ashamed of who you are, however if we can recognize and understand this then we have the mental capacity and the resolve to be better than that, and be above it in a way that we aren't phased by the rising tide of idiocy and that we can continue to stand up for the things that we believe in and the things that are worth believing in without stooping to the level of societal norms.

You shoulda milked the fuck out of it, man.

I was more really confused. It wasn't until I walked into class and everyone finished freaking out did they tell me that they thought I had died. They went so far as to buy a small coffin for me and wrote me a eulogy.
I think that throughout the next year a few people were really holding out hope that I would perish just so they'd have an excuse to use the items.

"You know... we spent 6 grand on this really neat coffin. It'd be a shame if you grew out of it before it became necessary."

I imagine is was difficult to go to school sick.

I wish the coffin was six grand. It was a plastic toy coffin. They were planning on cremating me and shoving my ashes in there.
I always went to school sick. The rumor was not entirely unwarranted. At 16 I got sick with pneumonia and developed a bizarre neurological disorder. I was stuck in the hospital for the better part of my Junior year. The only contact I had with the school was through letters the nurses would write for me (hands moved too much) or else various phone calls from friends. I'd get Get Well letters back from school and what not...
I never got over the neurological disorder. It's been 4 years now and I just learned to deal with it (doctors stopped being much help, priests are now offering to perform exorcisms instead. I honestly did not know churches still do that anymore).
So I went to school still twitching, Actually, I'm gonna say this because of your icon, it's a lot like Pinkie's twitch only it's constant and fails at predicting anything useful.
It coined the nickname Twitches McGee and despite the fact I was still walking around people thought that I had still died but my body was possessed by an evil spirit who had trouble with controlling my body. They'd try to get it out of me at random points during the day so that they can shove my corpse ashes into a small coffin which they will display in the math classroom because I hate math and everyone there sucks.

Sorry about the wall of text.

Wow.

just curious what was this bizarre neurological disorder that made you twitch so much?

That's a hard question to answer. Neurology is a sorely underdeveloped branch of medicine. A little less than three years ago I was officially diagnosed to have something called P.A.N.D.A.S. this is short for Pediatric Autoimmune Neurological Disorder Associated with Strep. Here's a fun fact, the Exorcist Movies were based off of a true story of a little boy who was exorcised as a child for strange movements and behaviors in the 1940's. It wasn't until a few years ago (just before I was diagnosed) was he diagnosed to have P.A.N.D.A.S. thus coining the other name for the disorder, "Exorcist Syndrome" This is kinda why I can't be too angry at bible thumpers and what not when they suggest exorcisms seeing as they're not too far off the mark. The guy is still alive by the way but he's a shut in now. After the hell he's been through, I wouldn't blame him.
Anywho, I'm a strange exception to these rules. I started twitching because of the Mycoplsama from Pneumonia, not Strep. I also got sick at the age of sixteen so I couldn't truly be considered a pediatric case. My movements are constant where as the tics found in other kids are jerky and have pauses between them.
There's been a lot of arguing in the medical community regarding my case. I'm something of a lab rat in their world. Many doctors still don't believe what I have is organic, rather psychological or something to that effect. Over the years I've been transported all over so doctors can poke and prod me, I was even thrown into a Psych Ward every now and then. Psych wards are awful places. They're terrifying. Even the doctor that diagnosed me with P.A.N.D.A.S. is still testing me for other things. He doesn't know if I'm a mutation of the disorder or something else entirely.

Long story short, I can't tell you for sure what it is. I say P.A.N.D.A.S. but there's so many strange exceptions to the rules that I can't positively say it.

If you shake twitch so much how can you type without errors?
Honest question, don't mistake it for me being a prick.

Oh no, I get questions for it all the time. So I'm used to such things. It's natural to be curious, I in fact prefer it to the jerks that pretend they don't notice it. I even post videos on YouTube to better explain things to whoever might have a question about it.
I can't constantly explain myself to Grammar Nazi's so I type slowly, carefully and proofread everything. I myself, hate misspelling everything and coming off looking like an illiterate fool so in public sites like these, I work a little harder to present myself in an intelligent way most people can understand.
This is how I write on Facebook. I don't friend anyone I don't know and everyone who knows me, knows my problem. It's easier to type the way I'm forced to, it's faster and far less draining. On Facebook, no one questions it because that's how Twitches McGee writes. This was a Facebook status I made sorta poking fun at how I type: "WWWHOO neee3dsss thhe abbi88lityy too tyyppee coo000rrrreetllu? I doon''t,, typp88nng corretclly iis foorr lloo98seer7s."
If you need a translation that was supposed to be "Who needs the ability to type correctly? I don't, typing correctly is for losers."
This is the internet. Can you imagine how badly I'd be attacked if I type like how I'm forced to all the time? I'd rather not go through the trouble.

You should see me with a pen and paper.

kind of similair story i guess
When i was a bike noob at a young age riding on a thin sidewalk, i fucking nailed one of the mailboxes and almost popped it off.

12 years later, and there is still duct tape on that shit holding it up

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wut

the third one was actually a circle

between i and was should be "younger"

i think you mean between was and i

sokay i forgive you

btw i like that picture. im stealing it.

Emo

You should have carved your name into your arm so during the autopsy identifying your corpse will be easier you lil emo bastard! lol jk

That picture... that was the one I was going to use in the comment....
Not important, just wondering how you knew.

I had the same problem. A cat scratched my wrist. It took me forever to convince people that I was not into self harm.