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User avatar #17 - monsterman (11/11/2012) [-]
One day at track practice, I vomited on the track right in front of the sprinting team. (I'm a distance runner.)
I had some grape fruit leathers before, so my vomit was black.
Next thing I know, half the track team thinks I worship Satan.
#119 to #17 - John Cena (11/12/2012) [-]
This one time on Halloween I got really drunk (wine) and high, and I threw up in the middle of the night and it was like dark RED, seriously looked like pure blood. Scared the hellllll out of myself for a minute
User avatar #137 to #17 - shadowrated (11/12/2012) [-]
I bet they ran a 100 meter dash when you walked their way
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#189 to #36 - FJrulez (11/12/2012) [-]
Gif very related.
Gif very related.
#56 - cmcghie (11/12/2012) [-]
When I was in 7th grade, my friends and I started a rumor about me. The rumor was whenever the cafeteria served hot dogs, I would put the hot dog in my pocket, go the bathroom, stick it in my butt and fart it out.

We wanted to see how absurd rumors could be and have people believe them. It ended with the school psychologist telling me it's fine to be gay, and he called my parents to tell them about it.
User avatar #148 to #56 - BOOTYWIZARD (11/12/2012) [-]
i did math just to thumb you up
User avatar #6 - colonelroymustang (11/11/2012) [-]
There was once a rumor that the only reason I was in America was because I'd been banished from Kenya. I'm white.
User avatar #19 to #6 - pengish (11/11/2012) [-]
my dad was born in Kenya we are white
User avatar #21 to #19 - colonelroymustang (11/11/2012) [-]
I suppose I should change my description to white as **** and very American. I just can't think of how the rumor gained basis at all if that makes more sense.
#27 - ismet (11/11/2012) [-]
There was a rumour about a kid in primary school that he was born without an asshole and they had to drill him one when he was born.

I still don't understand how we all believed it...
#163 to #27 - spysappinmysasha (11/12/2012) [-]
yeah well when I was in elementary school I always told everyone that the White Power Ranger had too long of a pee pee so he had to roll it up.

now that I look back on that I find that I didnt quite understand how things worked.
User avatar #132 to #27 - suviluer (11/12/2012) [-]
that actually does happen, its called Imperforate anus. and the surgically open the anus as treatment. the more you know.jpg
#177 to #132 - oilyniller (11/12/2012) [-]
mfw
mfw
#244 to #132 - ismet (11/12/2012) [-]
This changes everything.
#12 - stargatesturge (11/11/2012) [-]
For a month the people I lived with had managed to convince themselves that I was an evil crow sorceress who got the crows to do my bidding. This started up at the first of the month and I only learned about it the day before I left. I wish I had known sooner. I would have exploited the crap out of that. Not to mention it explains why I couldn't make friends.
For a month the people I lived with had managed to convince themselves that I was an evil crow sorceress who got the crows to do my bidding. This started up at the first of the month and I only learned about it the day before I left. I wish I had known sooner. I would have exploited the crap out of that. Not to mention it explains why I couldn't make friends.
User avatar #11 - crazyanger (11/11/2012) [-]
When I was in 8th grade I was rumored to be a pothead.

The rumour was based on the way I walk.
#24 - obnoxygen (11/11/2012) [-]
There was a rumor that I had gotten a complete sex change in high school. These people known me since kindergarden.
There was a rumor that I had gotten a complete sex change in high school. These people known me since kindergarden.
User avatar #7 - taintedtruffle (11/11/2012) [-]
People used to say I was albino. ... I have green eyes and brown hair WTF :T
#105 - illegalartist (11/12/2012) [-]
Apparently I stabbed a kindergartner when I was in 9th grade.
User avatar #2 - docxy (11/11/2012) [-]
when i was i used a scooter to go to school. one day while going home the handle bars popped off, the rest fell over, and i landed without reacting to any of it until it ended. i just went meh, picked it up and qwoped home. the next day i heard three rumors about how it "actually" happened
a.) i was hit by a car
2.) i crashed into something
○.) i crashed into something and cried like a bitch
User avatar #3 to #2 - docxy (11/11/2012) [-]
between i and was should be "younger"
User avatar #8 to #3 - ilovepelicans (11/11/2012) [-]
i think you mean between was and i
User avatar #48 to #43 - ilovepelicans (11/12/2012) [-]
sokay i forgive you

btw i like that picture. im stealing it.
#153 to #2 - John Cena (11/12/2012) [-]
I got hit by a truck when i was scootering... and i was 12
User avatar #97 to #2 - trivdiego (11/12/2012) [-]
a)
2)
c)
wut
User avatar #240 to #97 - docxy (11/12/2012) [-]
the third one was actually a circle
User avatar #4 to #2 - iaaron (11/11/2012) [-]
kind of similair story i guess
When i was a bike noob at a young age riding on a thin sidewalk, i ******* nailed one of the mailboxes and almost popped it off.

12 years later, and there is still duct tape on that **** holding it up
User avatar #33 - therepoststrangler (11/11/2012) [-]
Someone at my school started a rumor that I was dead, even though I still went there.
User avatar #81 - soyunperdedor (11/12/2012) [-]
In primary, people started a rumor that I hated white people. I am white.
User avatar #47 - drunkasaurus (11/12/2012) [-]
When I was in sixth grade everyone would tell me I was gay. I laughed about it but it honestly really upset me at the time. Few years later I realized I actually was gay, I told my friends and they were like "This is what we've been trying to tell you for how many years?"
User avatar #55 to #47 - mrstalin (11/12/2012) [-]
Almost the exact same thing happened to me. Have a good day.
#152 - DroyLinker (11/12/2012) [-]
not really a rumor but: Got my right middle finger cut just between the knuckle and joint of the finger and some sophmores asked me how I got hurt.
I said I put my hand in the blender
MFW the ******* believed me and told the entire school
User avatar #161 to #152 - DrBobsPatient (11/12/2012) [-]
Well... Why'd you put your hand in the blender?
User avatar #18 - nousernameisleft (11/11/2012) [-]
I found out i was never messed with at all because people thought i was the type of person that would bring in a gun to school if they messed with me. Some times being the quiet kid works out.
#197 - John Cena (11/12/2012) [-]
I sucked two guys' dicks at a party once and then everyone thought i was gay.

Some people...
#158 - furiousmarshmellow (11/12/2012) [-]
I'm so uninteresting there has never been a single rumor about me ever.
User avatar #160 to #158 - DrBobsPatient (11/12/2012) [-]
that you're aware of....
#185 to #160 - herpaderpasaur (11/12/2012) [-]
made me think of this
#151 - unbentgodfather (11/12/2012) [-]
My ex hated me so much she made a 			********		 of rumors about me. I like the one where i beat up little 6 graders for their lunch in a 9-12 school
My ex hated me so much she made a ******** of rumors about me. I like the one where i beat up little 6 graders for their lunch in a 9-12 school
User avatar #73 - ButtonFly ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
Junior year of high school a rumor went around say I was dead. It was so weird to walk into school the next day when a girl spotted me and started screaming.
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