The Bends. I didn't make this. Rooster Teeth did.. minutes left and new they l - _ .. .. hello... I am sorry I couldnt come to the swimming lesson today...
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The Bends

I didn't make this. Rooster Teeth did.

minutes left and new they l - _ .. .
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Submitted: 11/11/2012
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#3 - anonymous (11/11/2012) [+] (18 replies)
I'm ******* tired of people saying Chief can't swim. On Halo 1, The Silent Cartographer, I would swim as far out into the ocean (or drive) as I possibly could just to find my way back. Halo 2 you could be in water on Zanzibar, just not past the off point. Halo 3, I could swim the **** around on the 2nd or 3rd level, where you were by the water plant and there were snipers and pelicans.
User avatar #6 to #3 - ascendedwings (11/11/2012) [-]
you're not swimming, you're walking under the water...wearing thousand pound armor, not swimming.
#30 - mathafaka (11/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
hello... I am sorry I couldnt come to the swimming lesson today...
User avatar #75 - shitshitshit (11/12/2012) [+] (11 replies)
the reason John cant swim is because
1. he was never taught
2. most of his internal organs have been replaced by lead due to him being shot all the ******* time
#174 - mkchillin (11/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I, am ordering you...TOGETINTOTHATPOOL!!
#2 - ascendedwings (11/11/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Thousand pound mjolnir armor...floating?
Thousand pound mjolnir armor...floating?
User avatar #12 - theaddviser (11/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
i think master chief is too heavy to swim on account of his FULL BODY BATTLE ARMOR but it really should make him able to breath under water considering he can breath in space.
#24 - rbpwn (11/11/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Marston never needed to Swim, so he never learned   
Much like any cowboys (or normal people), if you can't cross it while on a horse, you take a ferry or find a bridge
Marston never needed to Swim, so he never learned
Much like any cowboys (or normal people), if you can't cross it while on a horse, you take a ferry or find a bridge
User avatar #15 - haloforlife (11/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
To be fair the mjolnir mk VI armor weights a ton.
#106 - renamon (11/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Related?
Related?
#162 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (11/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#148 - hauntzor (11/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Swimming?   
   
Aw hell no, 						****					 that.
Swimming?

Aw hell no, **** that.
#184 - AnimalChupicabra (11/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
mfw can survive point blank nuclear explosion
2 feet of water, instant death
#152 - dishie (11/12/2012) [+] (7 replies)
fuk u op srs.
#57 - trollofhalo (11/11/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Hey, Guys, Guys hey, Guys   
   
   
   
Halo 3's first mission you can go into deep water and walk around.
Hey, Guys, Guys hey, Guys



Halo 3's first mission you can go into deep water and walk around.
#67 - thegreatbizzo (11/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #11 - dubious ONLINE (11/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Master Chief can survive a free fall to the ground.... drowns in 5 feet of water....with his head above
#178 - austinthetiller (11/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
How did Altair drown? He has that air tube...
User avatar #1 - konradkurze (11/11/2012) [-]
could be worse
play any battlefield game, a half inch of water is enough to cause damage to an abrams tank
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