Coffee...

As do I, too, as well, also.

You called?

Do you use a French press or do you just not like coffee?

What the fuck is a French press? I use instant coffee. Granules in a cup, add water, there you have a cup of coffee.

Eww, that's disgusting. You should really try making coffee that doesn't suck sometime.

It's the difference between microwaving a freezer burnt tv dinner and oven cooking a well prepared meal from fresh ingredients.

I've survived my entire life on mostly frozen ready meals. I don't exactly come from the middle class, you know...

How is it disgusting?

In mine you put water in the back of the machine, the water is then steamed and the steam condenses into hot water and pours onto the coffee in the coffee filter and the hot coffee watery mix drips down into the coffee pot.

That... Is complicated...

Not really

(Paint skills off the chart)

**CrazyPsycho rolled a random image posted in comment #1711493 at MLP Brony Board ** that IS a pretty good description

Nice roll.

You fill the pot with to just a little below the top with water, open the top and pour it into the back, then you add the number of coffee ground scoops you prefer to this strainer type thing inside, close the lid, flip a switch and wait. At least that's how mine works.