oh yes i will. . When I' m 50 I' m going to PISS myself laughing At all the crippled Alcoholic, who used to live by the phrase. But literally, because you're old. You will literally piss yourself.
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oh yes i will

When I' m 50
I' m going to PISS myself
laughing
At all the crippled
Alcoholic, *********
who used to live by the phrase
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#237 - afuzzypenguinmerp (11/12/2012) [-]
Bitch, I WILL OUTLIVE YOU
User avatar #235 - thecomkiller (11/12/2012) [-]
you kidding? most of them won't live that long
#230 - bongconnery (11/12/2012) [-]
Am i the only one who only sees "YOLO" on funnyjunk. i've never actually heard anyone actually say it without sarcasm.
Am i the only one who only sees "YOLO" on funnyjunk. i've never actually heard anyone actually say it without sarcasm.
#238 to #230 - volcarona (11/12/2012) [-]
I live in southern California. Trust me, they say it all the bloody time. Not to mention they keep playing 						****					 like One Direction, Gangnam Style, Call me Maybe EVERYWHERE.   
Living here is like massaging your brain with lemon juice.
I live in southern California. Trust me, they say it all the bloody time. Not to mention they keep playing **** like One Direction, Gangnam Style, Call me Maybe EVERYWHERE.
Living here is like massaging your brain with lemon juice.
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User avatar #226 - themastertroller (11/12/2012) [-]
***** ***** hurr durr watermelon swag # *************** DYEL
User avatar #224 - imadabest (11/12/2012) [-]
Used correctly: "Ha dude that chick is fine. She's outta my league probably..but **** it I'm trying because YOLO!"
Used incorrectly: "Brooo I'm gonna pop some ex aha YOLO."
There are times when it can be applied to life in an appropriate manner. But it loses value when people decide to do stupid **** and hide behind a phrase they don't understand. You only die once, too.
#241 to #224 - anonymous (11/12/2012) [-]
Wow that comentary was so original and i never heard it before durr

Also, the ******* who said Carpe Diem are worst, nobody say yolo anymore

All that unfunny post in this ******** are the only ones that keep saying yolo
#232 to #224 - acidoctavia (11/12/2012) [-]
extacy doesnt really exist anymore sadly enough...
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#217 - spectacledbear (11/12/2012) [-]
Here's some food for thought. I wonder if they said the same thing about the concept of carpe diem back in the renaissance...
#216 - supahspace (11/12/2012) [-]
I love how people think yolo is something our generation made up. Its a phrase that's been around for along time. There have been different versions of the phrase throughout history the most recent being yolo
Back in the 1950s comedian Joe E. Lewis would always say "You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough."
User avatar #212 - bossmcpimp (11/12/2012) [-]
" **** You" - Sincerely, Hinduism
User avatar #200 - holypiez (11/12/2012) [-]
o thought it ment "you only lift once"
#199 - yelleingginger (11/12/2012) [-]
nah nah nah ***** bitch please ho ass tits yolo fo lyfe niqqas swag fo life #
#203 to #199 - anonymous (11/12/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 2**
How many ***** given.
#201 to #199 - TheBikingFrog (11/12/2012) [-]
shudda fuk up you dum motherfuker
#202 to #201 - yelleingginger (11/12/2012) [-]
***** imma smoke dat o range kush while u be hatin on me
#204 to #202 - TheBikingFrog (11/12/2012) [-]
***** **** you and yo family. ill **** all yall wit my ak. pop pop watch your ***** ass drop
#205 to #204 - yelleingginger (11/12/2012) [-]
no dawg not chill dat be mine line "pop pop watchin ****** drop" not cool how u steald it now im gon steal you
#206 to #205 - TheBikingFrog (11/12/2012) [-]
you nappy headded ************ you couldnt steal a vcr from a blind chinese kid
#207 to #206 - yelleingginger (11/12/2012) [-]
ooooooo u went their somone hold my weave im gon get my ka=47 and pop yo hose up and gon be like the fried chicken got burnt and da koolaid aint kool enough to chill wit da breeze
#210 to #207 - TheBikingFrog (11/12/2012) [-]
did yo mama drop yo black ass on yo *********** head or somethin? you more stoopid than ****** sarah palin.
#211 to #210 - yelleingginger (11/12/2012) [-]
awh naw sara padin is a smat ass bitch and yaw ass know it you just a dirty nig with a muthafukin to story shippin box fa a home
#213 to #211 - TheBikingFrog (11/12/2012) [-]
***** shut the **** up wit yo chicken lookin self. shave dat ****** unibrow and get yo little black dick wet then come back and talk **** . ima bout to go off on yo stoopid littel punk ass
#214 to #213 - yelleingginger (11/12/2012) [-]
ya know how i tawk bout my uzi earylier well im getting my 50 cal bullets ready and im bout to smack yo ass wit em
#219 to #214 - TheBikingFrog (11/12/2012) [-]
****					 you and yo damn uzi. you so 						******					 ghetto you cant even hold down a job. 						******					 po ass 						*****					. i make you come ova here and suck my 						******					 black dick you littel bitch. step the 						****					 up you littel girl.
**** you and yo damn uzi. you so ****** ghetto you cant even hold down a job. ****** po ass ***** . i make you come ova here and suck my ****** black dick you littel bitch. step the **** up you littel girl.
#220 to #219 - yelleingginger (11/12/2012) [-]
bitch yo ass need to look unda yo work boots to find yo food stamps cas we all no they havent moved cents ****** took office in dat cracka house
#221 to #220 - TheBikingFrog (11/12/2012) [-]
naa bitch i work at subway makin ****** samwitches. i make ****** bank doe. you *********** craka lovin ***** .
#222 to #221 - yelleingginger (11/12/2012) [-]
gurl make me a mautha ****** sandwitch and stay in the kitchen while you at it get a mans gob at foot laka nig
#223 to #222 - TheBikingFrog (11/12/2012) [-]
i aint no ****** girl bruh. my dick i foteen inches lawng. make yo own ass a sandwitch you lazy ***** . you aint no betta than a pile of **** which is what you see when you look in yo cracked ass mirror every mornin.
#225 to #223 - yelleingginger (11/12/2012) [-]
aye do i ant da one that makes sanwitches fo a livin. and foteen inches be lick baby meet. aww little baby foteen inches i was foteen inches out da mom couch now i be lick foteen thick and thrty lawn
#227 to #225 - TheBikingFrog (11/12/2012) [-]
yeah yo ****** neck is foteen inches thick and tirty inches lawng. don try an fukiin slay me ***** . you aint got **** on my ass. you so african *********** cant see you in the moonlight.
#229 to #227 - yelleingginger (11/12/2012) [-]
waht so yo callin me a gurafe dats racist and i haz a dream that one day all nigroes can be = no matta how nig one is and how nog the otha be y cant you be on my d look at me wit all dese ryimes and you wit out dat flow hoe
#233 to #229 - TheBikingFrog (11/12/2012) [-]
muddafuka i spit bars ****** harder than tupac. ill **** yo mom, im readdy, we do dat. ***** you aint no martin loother king, you wuddent give a crippled crab a crutch you hoe.
#240 to #233 - yelleingginger (11/12/2012) [-]
Ok Jamal Tyrone Smith Ward Ridell Nomenclature Howard FitzGerald I've become no longer amused by this imitation of being a "Nig-Nog" so good day to you I say
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#198 - awesomenessdefined (11/12/2012) [-]
Because there's no way that OP could ever end up a crippled alcoholic ******** .
#197 - fuckdickcock (11/12/2012) [-]
9 years ago a person named Jerry got dared to sleep in a house that was belived haunted.The next day his friends waited for him out side the house

.................................................... They had to go inside and search for him. They went through every room exept the attic. He wasn't supposed to sleep there.He was SUpposed to sleep in the living room They went into the attic. They saw Jerry's corpse and they just left because they were scared. But that night they all died because of their friend. He killed them all for making him sleep in that house
If you don't send this to 11 comments you will die tonight by Jerry.
Example 1:
A man named Stewart Read this and didn't belive it. He shut off his computer and went through his day. That night while he was in bed he heard something outside of his door. He got up to look. And now he's dead.
Example 2:
A Girl named Haley Read this in the morning and she got scared but she didn't send it. She wanted to know if it was true. She went to school (She was only 13 years old) and that night she died.
If you don't post this on 11 comments tonight
#189 - Reydel (11/12/2012) [-]
This is the funniest thing I've read in my entire life. Good thing you posted it on FJ!
#185 - beavisnbutthead (11/12/2012) [-]
no one in my school ever seemed to use yolo. matter of fact, some said it sarcastically
#183 - anonymous (11/12/2012) [-]
and i'm going to pitty the idiot that wasted his existence, avoiding everything, doing only as he's told to preserve a prison of a life. I don't give a **** about YOLO but the principle is sound.
User avatar #181 - toosexyforyou (11/12/2012) [-]
No you're not, you're going to continue wasting your days on the internet and continue to cry yourself to sleep everynight thinking you're so much better than everyone else.
#179 - onomatopenis (11/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #178 - rhblink (11/12/2012) [-]
**rhblink rolls 94** the age when ill start ******* myself
User avatar #174 - awesomeinstinct (11/12/2012) [-]
**** YOLO, I live by the phrase "Living Like Larry."
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