oh yes i will. . When I' m 50 I' m going to PISS myself laughing At all the crippled Alcoholic, dumbfucks who used to live by the phrase. But literally, because you're old. You will literally piss yourself. oh yes i will When I' m 50 going to PISS myself laughing At all the crippled Alcoholic dumbfucks who used live by phrase But literally because you're old You piss yourself
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - WhattheNorris
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(11/11/2012) [-]
But literally, because you're old.

You will literally piss yourself.
#11 - yourociroll
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(11/11/2012) [-]
Youre going to piss yourself either way by then
#47 to #11 - anon id: 12de37aa
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you're*
#132 to #47 - anon id: 17e8b227
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shut up
User avatar #81 to #11 - mostlyshits
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dude, my dad is 60 and he still lifts faggit
User avatar #24 to #11 - mynameisgeorge
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50 isn't that old

People generally lose control of their bladders in their late 70s
User avatar #29 to #24 - griphun
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(11/11/2012) [-]
I was just about to type something like this when I read this.

People need to learn..
#144 to #24 - anon id: f6a2de4f
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stealing comment #1 and not even giving credit faggot
User avatar #215 to #144 - mynameisgeorge
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Are you sure you aren't trying to reply to the guy I replied to?
User avatar #117 to #24 - misterkinz
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what about when you are a baby
User avatar #17 - blargmode
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When I'm 70, I'm gonna piss myself laughing at the poor nurse that will have to clean up the mess
#28 - bopcityamerica
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I'm gonna eat healthy and take care of my body....BECAUSE YOLO
I'm gonna eat healthy and take care of my body....BECAUSE YOLO
#31 to #28 - sindrone
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popccorn isn' t really healthy you know..?
popccorn isn' t really healthy you know..?
User avatar #33 to #31 - pukingrainbows
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(11/11/2012) [-]
without butter and salt there's nothing wrong with it.
User avatar #35 to #33 - sindrone
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without salt and butter popcorn tastes like nothing... that' s what' s wrong with it
User avatar #36 to #35 - pukingrainbows
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(11/11/2012) [-]
It tastes fine to me. Oh well, everybody is entitled to their opinions.
#40 to #33 - crippsy
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no it still is pretty fattening
User avatar #41 to #40 - pukingrainbows
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146 calories in 2.5 cups and 11% of a days worth of fiber. That's not that bad.
User avatar #48 to #31 - popcornisland
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WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY NATIONS OFFICIAL FOOD?
#50 to #31 - swedishviking
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it acctually contains hemoglobin wich ís for tranfering oxgyn to your vital organs and so on.
#39 to #28 - andnowducks
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I'm going to prank people because YOLO and it's fun.
I'm going to prank people because YOLO and it's fun.
User avatar #46 to #28 - psychobeastjr
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(11/11/2012) [-]
i'm gonna go out and excercise everyday because YOLO
User avatar #34 to #28 - SgtTonnerre
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(11/11/2012) [-]
I'm always gonna put my seatbelt while driving. YOLO!
#25 - danceswithbears
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(11/11/2012) [-]
because you know nobody drank before people started saying yolo
#194 to #25 - anon id: 00d31a99
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He never said that people who say yolo are the only ones who drink but that they are more likely to.
#122 - ballzach
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(11/11/2012) [-]
When im 50 im just gona be laughing at the cripples, just like i do now
#131 to #122 - occamsrazor
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I'll trade the rest of this season of Walking Dead for more Breaking Bad
#19 - crilleballe
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People who actually understand the logic behind saying 'You only live once', will not be alcoholics, crippled or *********.
#30 to #19 - freespeech
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User avatar #22 to #19 - therulethirtyfour
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Those people are also the people who don't yell out "YOLO."
#138 - silentnigga
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#44 - orgasm
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#57 to #44 - gengetsu
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Everytime your heart beats there is a small pause inbetween those beats. In that moment you still live but at the same time you could say you're dead. So let's say you've lived for 80 years, your heart would have paused in a total time of around 40 years.
So for every second that it does not beat and then beats again, multiplying that by the amount of seconds you've lived, would that mean you've lived [insert half amount of lifespan in seconds] times?
User avatar #195 to #57 - amuter
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whether or not you're alive isn't defined by hearth beat!
User avatar #245 to #195 - gengetsu
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(11/12/2012) [-]
I know the brain counts too, but let's say that wouldn't matter.

And I feel offended by the amount of red thumbs, it's just a question.
#246 to #245 - amuter
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YOU ASKED A QUESTION!!
#247 to #246 - gengetsu
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I'm sorry, please don't hurt me.
#248 to #247 - amuter
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#249 to #248 - gengetsu
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Anything but that!
#250 to #249 - amuter
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#251 to #250 - gengetsu
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Reaction war... reaction war never changes.
#252 to #251 - amuter
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#253 to #252 - gengetsu
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#254 to #253 - amuter
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#255 to #254 - gengetsu
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(11/14/2012) [-]
A period tsunami, eh? Seems like quite the problem for them.
#256 to #255 - amuter
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(11/14/2012) [-]
I don't even know the anime characters that you've posted so far
I don't even know the anime characters that you've posted so far
#257 to #256 - gengetsu
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(11/14/2012) [-]
The "consider the following" girl is Shino Amakusa from Seitokai Yakuindomo.
The sad girl is I think Cirno (someone correct me if I'm wrong) from touhou (a game series, not an official anime).
The "not in the ass desu" girl is Suiseiseki from Rozen Maiden.
The "Don't make me kick your ass" girl is Yui Hirasawa from K-ON!
And the girl with the Gendo Pose is Kana Minami from Minami-ke.
I don't know the girl's name or wherein she's featured with the "Why would you do that?" text.
Oh, and the girl to the left of this post is Fuuko Ibuki from Clannad.
Hope I helped ya.
#258 to #257 - amuter
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I am assuming that you really like anime
User avatar #259 to #258 - gengetsu
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(11/15/2012) [-]
Oh why yes I quite do. Do take a look if you're interested at my profile.
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User avatar #260 to #259 - amuter
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(11/15/2012) [-]
I did not know that there was such a website, but I am not suprised either. I've watched naruto, bleach, eyeshield 21, hitman reborn, and an another that I don't remember the name of(girl for a right hand) I only watch one piece every week now days though.
User avatar #261 to #260 - gengetsu
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(11/15/2012) [-]
There are a few sites like this, but I prefer MAL. It's as far as I know by far the most convenient website for keeping a list on your anime and sharing it with other people. It also gives you recommendations so I highly recommend thoroughly taking a look at it.
#262 to #257 - anon id: f0695605
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(11/21/2012) [-]
The one you don't know is from Manabi Straight.
User avatar #263 to #262 - gengetsu
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(11/21/2012) [-]
Thanks. It'd be helpful if you could edit posts here but meh.
#42 - victorfzec
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(11/11/2012) [-]
At that time, most of those people would be dead already
At that time, most of those people would be dead already