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User avatar #39 - defeats (11/11/2012) [-]
I remember as a child, and I'm sure everyone has this, that one kid in the group who takes things too ******* far every time.
Was about 6 or 7 years old.
So we were all out, riding our bikes around the cul-de-sac, in circles, like a biker gang n' **** , when that mother ****** ran off, and came back with like 10 sticks, and tried to get us all. He took 10 sticks for 5 people, in case he missed.
He only got one of us, I got off my bike before he came to me, but the guy he got flipped right over the handlebars, broke his left wrist and dislocated his right shoulder.
Poor boy couldn't even wipe his own arse for about a week.
User avatar #44 to #39 - popperz (11/11/2012) [-]
The summer between 5th and 6th grade my mom was babysitting some of her friends kids. I would tag along to help my mom. As a reward they gave me a bike for when i am there. I was riding it when the chain got caught in the spokes. I went flying over the handlebars, landed like the fat lady who runs from the kids in zombieland after flying through the window. After attempting to get help from two kids who just sat there in their gate watching me, I had to crawl back to the house. Dislocated my jaw and scraped up my arms. Didn't go to help my babysit the rest of the summer.
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