What can you see?. OC and amazing paint skills. What can you me? Can you we anything?. What the did you just say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Shire Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secr
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#135 to #121 - Digitalphear (11/11/2012) [-]
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I love you
#122 to #121 - dovahsix (11/11/2012) [-]
Was worth doing the captcha to thumb
Was worth doing the captcha to thumb
#108 - logicisdumb (11/11/2012) [-]
Heres a better version I made.
#109 to #108 - logicisdumb (11/11/2012) [-]
And legitimate elvish
#127 - raistlinmajere (11/11/2012) [-]
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#21 - breakfastlunch (11/11/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Shire Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Mordor, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Gollum warfare and I'm the top hobbit in the entire Hobbiton armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Middle-Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me on a ring? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Gondor and your master is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Rohirrim and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" ring was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, Sauron.
User avatar #29 to #21 - evilanakie (11/11/2012) [-]
k
#68 to #21 - wehavecandy (11/11/2012) [-]
Don't get short with me, Frodo.
#69 to #21 - anon (11/11/2012) [-]
When he got the ring he was just a normal hobbit for the most part. He had no special fighting skills whatsoever. His only deadly resource was Gandalf, and he only came around once in a while.
#66 to #21 - anon (11/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #26 to #21 - CAPSEDDIE (11/11/2012) [-]
where can I find the original version of this?
#39 to #26 - anon (11/11/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
#53 to #21 - xequenz (11/11/2012) [-]
What did thou just sayest about meself, thou yellow-bellied hound? I shall inform thee that I am imployed in the top ranks of the Inquisition, and I have taken part in most numerous cladestine battles against sinners, and I have slain over 300 heretics. I am most educated in the knightly ways and the Lord boasts of my ability to kill. Thou art naught but a peasant and another heretic in my eyes. I will slay thee with most deadly force and thy blood shall flow like rain on this Earth, hark to my words. Dost thou believe thee can freely send me these letters via messenger on horseback? Thou would doest well to mull upon it a second time, peasant. As my quill scrabbles on this paper, I am alerting the Inquistion all over Europe and thou shall be executed accordingly. Thou would doest well to begin repenting, lad. I can find thee wherever thou goest, and I can slay thee in a million ways with nothing but my hands. I am not only most trained in combat with no weapons, I also have access to thousands of men with extensive training of their own and I will deploy them with orders to burn and pillage thy village, thou insolent little disease. If only thou hadst known the wicked requital that thy “snide” insult was about to bring upon thee, mayhap thou would hast watched thy foul tongue. Alas, thou did not, and now, thou shall be punished at the hands of justice, thou tottering moron. I will defecate mine rage all over thee, and thou will suffocate in my fury. Thou art as well as executed, lad.
#27 to #21 - corpsmanup (11/11/2012) [-]
I love you!
#51 to #21 - pulluspardus (11/11/2012) [-]
I'm really tired of your **** mister frodo, you can't even lift a damn ring.
#52 to #51 - pulluspardus (11/11/2012) [-]
Yessssss!! , my mastahs are fighting!..
Soon i'll have my precious back to meee!
GOLLUM GOLLUM
#125 to #119 - nyxie (11/11/2012) [-]
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#86 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (11/11/2012) [-]
No.    
   
I shake.
No.

I shake.
#113 - ishotthedeputy ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
#99 - grimmwaters ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
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#80 - maskedhippo (11/11/2012) [-]
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#115 - maxmoefoe (11/11/2012) [-]
I lift
#11 - dinosauraids ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
#70 to #11 - wehavecandy (11/11/2012) [-]
Gorilla warfare.
#17 to #11 - anon (11/11/2012) [-]
For ***** sake
That copypasta cracks me up every time, I currently have the flu and reading that made me laugh and cough so hard it hurt. WORTH IT.
User avatar #20 to #17 - shitblossom (11/11/2012) [-]
Hope you feel better anon.
#124 - bumpin ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
nope, I don't lift
#111 - vivapinatapro (11/11/2012) [-]
Frodo's face when
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