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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#10 - dedaluminus
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Bitches don't know bout my motorized couch
#5 - sepheroth
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This is 100% true. Walking changed my life, at first I was like
#6 to #5 - sepheroth
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But then I was like.

Musky due to walking. Pretty long distances though, on more than one occasion I walked for over 8 hours in a day
User avatar #15 to #6 - ferrettamer
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You looked like a made man in the first picture.
User avatar #56 to #15 - sepheroth
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It was Halloween my Senior year.
User avatar #7 to #6 - sepheroth
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*Mostly (sorry, Swype)
User avatar #13 to #6 - candlejackismyhomi
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It's not the weight change. It's the facial hair.
#18 to #13 - icytime
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You can tell by his chin, if he was the same and looking down, he would've had a major triple chin in the first photo, no fat is overhanging over the collar either, so you can tell he has lost weight.   
   
Congrats sepheroth.
You can tell by his chin, if he was the same and looking down, he would've had a major triple chin in the first photo, no fat is overhanging over the collar either, so you can tell he has lost weight.

Congrats sepheroth.
User avatar #57 to #18 - sepheroth
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Thanks mate, that was about 300 lbs in the first pic, about 180 in the second. If I drop 30 more I can start quoting Done Temple Pilot's dying Creep. ("I'm half the man, I used to be...")
User avatar #61 to #57 - icytime
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Hmmmm, it depends, how tall are you? Don't wanna be too skinny.
User avatar #62 to #61 - sepheroth
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5'7 so I can still go down and be fine
#63 to #62 - icytime
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Yeah, you'll be fine. GL.
Yeah, you'll be fine. GL.
#64 to #63 - sepheroth
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Thanks mate, cheers!
#65 to #64 - icytime
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User avatar #58 to #13 - sepheroth
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It's probably the 120 lbs...
#9 to #6 - anon id: 9d064eb9
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You looked better when you were bigger.
User avatar #59 to #9 - sepheroth
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Some chick actually told me that. She said she liked her boys "healthy," I just thought to myself, "Healthy? What. The. ****."
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User avatar #38 to #14 - snakeinmyboot
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Resident Evil!
#48 to #14 - xuberpwnagex
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Keep a copy of eye of the tiger handy, so you can follow them playing it.
#43 to #14 - fuckmyoldaccount
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I went through that too(no pictures of it, unfortunately. I don't take pictures of myself often)

I hate that asshole in the gym who decides to mock the fat guy, despite the fact he's trying to do something, and its people like that asshole who discourage overweight people from working out.

For anyone else, ignore that guy, or do what I did and drop a weight on his foot(on accident, of course) so he can't go to the gym for a few weeks
#32 to #14 - herefortheporno
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My hat's off to you, good sir.
My hat's off to you, good sir.
#20 to #14 - FurryBalls
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User avatar #25 to #14 - toosexyforyou
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Can't tell whether you lost weight or if the "trick girls use to look good in a picture by standing next to an ugly girl" actually works.
User avatar #17 - IAmManbearpig
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I have a high metabolism. eat all i want, sit on my ass all day, never gain weight.
User avatar #23 to #17 - drtrousersnake
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I know that feel
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#36 to #17 - RaptorJesus
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6ft, 110lbs, Male
User avatar #50 to #36 - LtMcG
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That's just unhealthy
User avatar #52 to #50 - RaptorJesus
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It would seem like it, wouldnt it?

But honestly, im pretty healthy... What weight i DO have is all muscle... just difficult for me to gain MORE... People think im really fragile and extremely weak because im so small. yes, im not quite as strong as my peers, but im not nearly as weak as i look... and fragile? Nope... still being fragile after all the **** i went through in school isnt a possiblity anymore...
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User avatar #39 to #37 - RaptorJesus
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Tell me about it... People who generally claim to be able to eat anything they want because of their high metabolisms usually dont know the half of it...

I am the pure-bred metaboliser!
User avatar #51 to #39 - novabird
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i have a rare metabolic disorder that causes me to burn fats instead of sugars, i'm 5' 6" tall and weigh 145lbs, i can eat several straight cubes of butter and several 1lb plates of food and it won't bother me, in fact it gives me a lot of energy, the only down side is chronic fatigue syndrome, not being able to lift much, chronic insomnia, can't handle any cold temperatures, being in pain and sore all over all day long and my heart tops out after about 30 seconds of running and it can kill me.
User avatar #54 to #51 - RaptorJesus
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I just straight-up cant gain weight... I eat non-stop, whatever i want... I'm not as resistant to cold as everybody else is, but i can handle it... Though, i am ALOT more resistant to heat than everybody else. It takes much greater temperatures to make me sweat.

No insomnia though, fairly strong for my size, no fatigue, and i DO have slightly high blood pressure but its not really caused any problems at all.
User avatar #55 to #54 - novabird
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me neither, can't gain weight(i have almost no body fat because i burn almost all of it), i prefer to eat huge meals all at once(i don't like to eat unless i'm really hungry and my condition messes with my appetite and memory), i have to wear a heavy coat even during the summer and i work with 250F oil every day and handle parts that are even hotter with my bare hands because i clean fryers, i also handle freshly welded parts, neither seems to burn me and some of my friends say that their homes get colder when i walk in like i'm absorbing all the heat, especially since the inside of my coat is usually near boiling.
on a side note, my insomnia also causes sleep deprived memory loss.
#27 to #17 - yourmomismyhostage
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Same here   
Pic related (Its me)
Same here
Pic related (Its me)
#24 to #17 - succubus
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You lucky bastard
User avatar #30 to #24 - IAmManbearpig
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meh, being this thin isn't terribly fun... it'd be nice if high metabolism meant free muscle, though.
User avatar #53 to #30 - succubus
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Yeah, fair enough dude. Suppose the good thing about me being a little overweight, is I'm a little stronger from having to carry myself around
User avatar #60 to #53 - IAmManbearpig
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plus being thin causes bones to be sticking out everywhere, which is painful when you hit them on things
User avatar #66 to #60 - succubus
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It would be-- I mean, it's bad enough being fat and doing it.
#19 to #17 - FurryBalls
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User avatar #21 to #19 - IAmManbearpig
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i would, but i just did and i don't really want to do it again so soon.
#1 - architectanonymous
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#3 to #1 - kidsquicker
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**** the wolf, be the Bruce.
In that order.
User avatar #31 - therepoststrangler
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For the people who need some motivation:

GET OFF YOUR ******* MACBOOK PRO AND GET OUT THERE AND READ A GODDAMN BOOK. SURE, "THE OLD MAN AND SEA" IS ABOUT AN OLD MAN, A FISH, AND THE SEA, BUT THAT OLD MAN GOT HIS ASS ON THAT BOAT, PUT THAT BOAT IN THE OCEAN, AND WENT FISHING. I FORGOT WHETHER OR NOT HE EVER GOT THE FISH, BUT HIS ASS WENT FISHING. OK, I NEVER READ THE BOOK, BUT I KNOW A LITTLE BIT ABOUT IT FROM AN EPISODE OF SOUTH PARK AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO USE ALL CAPS TO SIMULATE YELLING.
AND WHEN I SAY READ, I DON'T MEAN DOWNLOAD SOME PUSSY ASS DIGITAL FILE ON YOUR KINDLE, GET YOUR ASS TO THE LIBRARY. ASK THE LIBRARIAN ABOUT BOOKS. IT'S THEIR JOB, THEY CAN PICK BOOKS FOR YOU. YOU, YOU SUCK AT PICKING BOOKS, THAT'S WHY YOU NEVER READ THEM. WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, GET YOUR ASS IN SHAPE BY RUNNING TO THE LIBRARY. YOU BETTER ******* SPRINT. YOU BETTER BE SO HUNGRY FOR THAT BOOK THAT THE LIBRARIANS WILL LOCK THEIR DOORS WHEN THEY SEE YOU RUNNING UP TO THE DOORS, SWEATY, DIRTY, FOAMING AT THE MOUTH FOR SOME GODDAMN LITERATURE.
#29 - odytoboman
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If I ever see this guy or another like him while driving, I will slow down to his pace and bump this ****!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b2Mbl_QhGo&feature=fvst
User avatar #46 to #29 - saxophan
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I think I'd give in and opt for this instead

www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0aIqx1McVI
#8 - psychosamm
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And i'm just sitting here, on funnyjunk.
#49 - trowlernotparas
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User avatar #44 - jacksparojr
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I have a ridiculously high metabolism so I can't gain any weight and if I ever complain about it there's always a fat guy around that gives me a real pissy evil glare
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