Would you rather.... . Would you rather... We I We I or 139, 255 agree Be paid the same be slapped " timee in the face.. I challenge anyone who disagrees with this to come up with 3 funny female comedians that come up with their own jokes. Would you rather We I or 139 255 agree Be paid the same be slapped " timee in face challenge anyone who disagrees with this to come up 3 funny female comedians that their own jokes
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #3 - awesomenessdefined
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I challenge anyone who disagrees with this to come up with 3 funny female comedians that come up with their own jokes.
User avatar #7 to #3 - baloonwalrus
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Sorry man, Sarah Silverman is hilarious
#8 to #3 - bigdongdaddy **User deleted account**
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#43 to #8 - stripeygreenhat
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I don't understand why you're getting thumbed down. Is it ******* insane to have different tastes than someone else?
User avatar #156 to #43 - JENNAY
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It is on the internet clearly! Huffhuffhuff!
User avatar #130 to #8 - burningsmurfs
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I feel for you too I like all of those comedians at least sometimes. Sarah Silverman can be a funny but sometimes is just too shock value same with Lampanelli, but Betty White is always freakin hilarious I hope you're not gettin thumbed down about her. She's wittier than most of us on here.
User avatar #23 to #3 - thebuzza
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jo brand is quite funny :)
User avatar #39 to #23 - briggawigga
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You must be joking.
#16 to #3 - ryukyukids
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User avatar #17 to #3 - danniegurl
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ellen degeneres, wanda sykes, lisa lampanelli
User avatar #47 to #17 - marlkarxthethird
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Ellen and Wanda don't count, they're pitching for our team.
User avatar #49 to #47 - danniegurl
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lol, you got me there!
#30 to #3 - chupiter
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User avatar #52 to #3 - MasterManiac
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Not only do they not come up with their own jokes, it's that all their jokes are "I'm such a slut hahaha". I generally don't try to generalise, but I've been watching the likes of Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, 8 out of 10 cats, etc. a lot and this is basically all they do (with the exception of Jo Brand who I actually find funny).
User avatar #59 to #52 - giblets
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Jo Brand is the least funny comedian in the world.
All she does is go "Oooh I'm a middle aged woman I'm getting old but I'm still horny" "Oh I hate my husband" "Oh all men are bastards"
User avatar #107 to #59 - drunkasaurus
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sounds like a closet lesbian
#4 to #3 - kevinweeks
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User avatar #20 to #3 - mostlyshits
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amy schumer
whitney cummings
Chelsea Peretti
User avatar #60 to #3 - giblets
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Sarah Millican gets a few chuckles out of me occasionally
User avatar #45 to #3 - Akwardweirdo
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Amy schumer, lisa lampanelli, whitney cummings
User avatar #41 to #3 - chrizac
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Here's one. She's pretty ******* hilarious.

http://www.urzilacarlson You need to login to view this link html
User avatar #124 to #41 - siridontcare
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User avatar #62 to #3 - chuffberry
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tina fey, ellen degeneres, sarah millican
User avatar #120 to #62 - DrGordon
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ellen degeneres is not funny...
#132 to #120 - anon id: de1b5f78
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dude she's ******* hilarious. Like naturally funny
#61 - basichaharemix
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There is honestly one comedian I want to see before I die...or well...he dies.
User avatar #63 to #61 - DrBobsPatient
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yeah, let's just hope he can keep moving with that ****** ankle
User avatar #110 to #61 - iliketires
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Seriously very few comedians can have me in tears, but this man can do it. Everything he says has me in stitches.
#131 to #61 - burningsmurfs
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I'd like to see him live as well his stuff on netflix is great. Bill Burr might be my favorite comedian right now but that might be because I identify with his red-head temper. I recommend it to anyone who likes stand-up. Look for this guy. Sorry to derail from the female comedian topic.
User avatar #133 to #131 - burningsmurfs
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Durr I forgot to mention he has like 3 specials up on netflix, that's where I catch most of my stand-up from.
#81 to #61 - potatotown
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I would have seen George Carlin before he died   
   
   
he was so ******* hilarious
I would have seen George Carlin before he died


he was so ******* hilarious

User avatar #26 - fuckinfuckinfuck
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I like Amy Schumer. Any woman that can joke about rape, abortion, and pedophelia is fine in my book.
User avatar #29 to #26 - ivoryhammer
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And she's hot too
User avatar #66 to #29 - shazmothree
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meh
User avatar #102 - JENNAY
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Female comedians in a nutshell:

VAGINAS

BOYS DON'T LIKE PERIODS

ONE OF THE GUYS



WHY IS NOBODY LAUGHING??
#25 - broorb
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you are such a load of ******* womanhaters.

Hi I'm from funnyjunk and so virginesque I came out of my dad's vagina
#40 to #25 - agooodname
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#88 to #25 - anon id: f3cfaa4d
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I don't think a person whose username says boob if you take out the r's should be complaining about sexism.
#27 to #25 - trevo
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And it starts...
User avatar #32 to #25 - IAmManbearpig
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most of us don't hate women, we just find sexist jokes to be funny
#12 - slumberdonkey
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Mfw the comments
#101 - tankguner
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#136 to #101 - aerosol
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#42 - stripeygreenhat
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I like Amy Schumer, Lisa Lampanelli, and Wanda Sykes.
I like Amy Schumer, Lisa Lampanelli, and Wanda Sykes.
User avatar #50 to #42 - secretlywheatbread
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What about Sarah Silverman?
#71 to #50 - UnoSkullmanx
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annoying cunt
User avatar #72 to #71 - secretlywheatbread
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Sir.
She's an annoyingly hilarious cunt.
User avatar #94 - DropDeadShred
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I have a vagina, something about abortion, I have a vagina and like sex, usually something about lesbians, a joke about my vagina. And there we have it, 90% of female stand up routines.
#82 - potatotown
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I got to go see Jim Gaffigan a few months back in Columbus

that man is so ******* funny