The benefits of teen pregnancy

don't let affection get you an infection, use protection on your erection.

Don't be silly protect your willy

don't be a dummy cum on her tummy

might as well just put em all here.

Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls. if you dare, cum in her hair.

fuck it, just use a condom.

don't be lazy wrap your daisy

Don't be a slime, use a rhyme

Get in as fast as you can, soon someone else will destroy it.

In her stomach?

The facehugger went between her legs instead of on her face.

No, that's where her boyfriend went

You mean that's where he came

it can happen to men you say... you are retarded.

gif somwhat relevant

stretch marks you moron

God, this post is just too damn dumb.

how am i suposed to know he meant stretch marks?

I don't know... By actually think before you say anything?

when guys get fat, they get stretch marks

What pregnancy?

That bitch or me bitch?

I'd totally have babies with you.

Well thanks!

You're welcome... the offer still stands.

wilfreds brother?