it doesn't get any more beta than this

officially, 10s don't exist

10's are a myth, it's true

mfw i have epilepsy

I'm glad that some of these actual stories can be found on funnyjunk, otherwise 4chan posts become too predictable if it's always a twist ending.

I usually skip 4chan posts because they're more often than not about song lyrics, and it's only worth a 2 second giggle, which does not compare to the 2 minutes taken to read it.

This, on the other hand... This is one post I'm glad I did not skip.

nobody started masturbating furiously or being a toilet, you forgot these two
pic is as unrelated as it gets

or asked for tree-fiddy

Or dropped spaghetti

I think this is more fitting.

Or this one.

here's another one for you

Thanks, I was looking for that one.

no problem :)

Mom's spaghetti?

thats more like gamma in my opinion, and I think beta is when you get a chance with a girl (like he did), but screw it up.

That made me so uncomfortable I couldn't read all of it.

i lol'd so fucking hard

WHY ISNT THIS ON THE FRONT PAGE ALWAYS AND FOREVER?!

fuck you faggot, that made me laugh

Sauce?

For Science...

Nah, it's fine.

reminded me of this

I know nothing about killing people but sometimes I'm willing to learn...

Got the bitch to make breakfeast.
Still counts.

This .gif makes me laugh every time.

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What the actual fuck.
I would beat that bitch with a stick.
Holy shit.

I hope it isn't. I feel my heart is in spasm just from reading this.