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#1 - voxseppo

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(11/09/2012) [-]

Pffft, you're not supposed to get caught, that's the trick.

#2 - atrocitustheking

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(11/09/2012) [-]

This joke is absolutely awful, and that's why I love it...

#10 to #2 - coolchalkyxxx

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(11/10/2012) [-]

Would you say it fell a bit "flat"?

#12 to #10 - Psychotic

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(11/10/2012) [-]

A minor has no flats.

#23 to #12 - heartlessrobot

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(11/10/2012) [-]

Pretty sure most minors are flat.

#38 to #23 - Psychotic

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(11/10/2012) [-]

the key of A Minor, not all minors

#37 to #23 - Psychotic

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the key of A Minor, not all minors.

#61 to #37 - heartlessrobot

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(11/10/2012) [-]

By minor I meant small child.

#26 to #23 - thehardcorechimp

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#27 to #26 - aswell

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#44 to #12 - spearpwi

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(11/10/2012) [-]

Laughing at the confusion this comment has caused.

#45 to #44 - Psychotic

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(11/10/2012) [-]

agreed

#49 to #12 - atrocitustheking

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(11/10/2012) [-]

These jokes... just wonderful.

#34 to #12 - anon id: 9cf47d71

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(11/10/2012) [-]

Example:

C major: 1st=C 3rd=E 4th=G

C minor: 1st=C 3rd=Eb 4th=G

Basic music theory my friend.

#33 to #12 - teoferrazzi

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(11/10/2012) [-]

hmm.. I wonder if Bb minor has Bb in it? now wouldn't that be flat?

#42 to #33 - Psychotic

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The key of A Minor, not all minors.

#56 to #42 - haveagoodone

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(11/10/2012) [-]

what?

#58 to #56 - Psychotic

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(11/10/2012) [-]

A Minor scale:
A B C D E F G A
no flats

#64 to #58 - haveagoodone

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(11/11/2012) [-]

"A minor has no flats"
i feel stupid

#60 to #10 - coolchalkyxxx

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(11/10/2012) [-]

>Come back after twelve hours of posting this.
>Make nonchalant pun with no regards to music theory whatsoever.
>Mfw chaos ensues.

#7 - qqqqqqqqq

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(11/10/2012) [-]

this joke is so old, the royalties have expired

#22 - tanabata

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#6 - TheOriginalNerd

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(11/10/2012) [-]

what about violin, viola, cello and base

#50 to #6 - bulbakip

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(11/10/2012) [-]

Bass*

#51 to #50 - TheOriginalNerd

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(11/10/2012) [-]

oops im sorry lol i didnt even see that i put that

#52 to #51 - bulbakip

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(11/10/2012) [-]

all is well . Im a bass player so I noticed that too easily haha. grammer nazi AWAYYYYYY!!! *flies off into distance

#55 to #52 - TheOriginalNerd

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(11/10/2012) [-]

ill always miss you grammar nazi... *sniffle*

yeah i play in an orchestra and im pretty good friends with all the bass players

#8 to #6 - Cello

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What about me?

#9 to #8 - TheOriginalNerd

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YOU ARE A WONDERFUL STRING INSTRUMENT

#40 to #8 - awc

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you are the best instrument of all. do you know the difference between the rest of the strings (minus the cello) and grapes. You take of your shoes to stomp on grapes.

#35 to #8 - monkee

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YOU. All my friends were learning the violin in primary school and had a tiny case to carry. Me? I had your ginormous girth on my shoulders from the age of 6, which caused me to fall a lot and weep when I damaged you. I'm sorry I moved onto Bass, but I never forgave you for the shoulder marks.

#15 - trollwoopnazi

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(11/10/2012) [-]

What about amsterdam?

#17 to #15 - pitvipers

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(11/10/2012) [-]

doing minors is still illigal here.. try thailand :D

#47 to #17 - auda

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As a matter of fact there are a lot of minor in the brothels in Amsterdam, you can clearly see this by the chinese massage salons, there is a lot of unregistered prostitution going on and there are minors in said brothels.
Even then if you are 18 and you find someone who is 4 years younger then you and you have consent of her, her parents and your parents it is legal to have sexual intercourse with said minor.
14-18
15-19
16-20
17-21

You don't have to break the law, you just need to outsmart it. (does not count for brothel part)

#48 - mrcerealkiler

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(11/10/2012) [-]

This joke is offensive, unfunny, and I'll tell you why after I stop laughing uncontrollably.

#43 - gangstafish

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