Anti-jokes Comp. Yes these are from the Internet. Well done.. What' s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. Why did the boy drop his Icescream Anti-jokes Comp Yes these are from the Internet Well done What' s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust Why did boy drop his Icescream
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Anti-jokes Comp. Yes these are from the Internet. Well done.. What' s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. Why did the boy drop his Icescream

Yes these are from the Internet. Well done.

What' s worse than finding a worm in your
apple?
The Holocaust.
Why did the boy drop his Icescream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red Paint.
Whats large, white and a refrigerator?
A Refrigerator.
Why did the monkey fall from the tree?
Because he got shot. In the face.
How do you get a clown off a swing?
Throw an axe at him.
How do you make a plumber cry?
Stab his children.
A penguin walks into a bar.
He doesn' t say anything. He is a penguin.
Why was the boy sad?
Because he had a frog stapled to his face.
Why didn' t the Octopus have any friends?
Because they are antisocial creatures.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#28 - Welshhobo
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(11/10/2012) [-]
Whats funny about anti-jokes?

Nothing.
#31 to #28 - evanomicfour
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(11/10/2012) [-]
"We love Carlton"
#39 to #31 - vileghas
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You're totally right, Carlton sucks
User avatar #68 to #39 - evanomicfour
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Ok ok. Carlton can **** my bitch.
#41 to #39 - jtshanks
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this picture is great
#52 to #41 - vileghas
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(11/10/2012) [-]
We won't totally overuse it like all the other trends
#65 to #52 - chrizac
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Don't press enter 6 times, it makes the picture look worse.
#66 to #65 - vileghas
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Thanks for pointing out flaws, I wish everybody could be more like you!
#67 to #66 - chrizac
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I have nice eyes.
<---That guy.
User avatar #50 - xplosevdiarrhea
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What's worse than a bee sting?
The Holocaust

What's worse than the Holocaust?
Two bee stings
User avatar #40 - aluminiumfoiled
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(11/10/2012) [-]
Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.
User avatar #21 - chrizac
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(11/10/2012) [-]
Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?
He was shot.

Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree?
He was hit by a dead Koala.

Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree?
He was hit by one dead Koala and one unconscious Koala.

Why did the fourth Koala fall out of the tree?
He thought it was a game.

Why did the man fall off his bike?
He was hit by 4 falling Koalas.
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User avatar #1 - Sorrowscythe
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I laughed at some of these.
#2 to #1 - anon id: 059c6c8a
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ok
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User avatar #55 - Nightinear **User deleted account**
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Let's make our own anti-jokes
"Knock-knock"

"Who's there"

"It's the police, your son was killed in a car crash, the driver was an alcohol"
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#58 to #55 - havenhearth
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>an alcohol
User avatar #43 - dealwithitfagg
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(11/10/2012) [-]
How do you know your sister is on her period?

Your dads cock tastes like blood
User avatar #69 to #43 - jaggerjax
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(11/14/2012) [-]
why are you tasting your dad's cock? ._.
just asking..
User avatar #25 - salari
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(11/10/2012) [-]
What's purple, stiff and when I shove it in my wife's mouth she cries?

Her miscarriage.
User avatar #19 - doctakfc
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How do you get a baby into a bowl?

a blender

How do you get it out?


Nachos
#24 to #19 - roflplane
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What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

i cry while cutting an onion...

What's brown and knocks on the window?

A baby in the oven