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Anti-jokes Comp
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Yes these are from the Internet. Well done.
What' s worse than finding a worm in your
apple?
The Holocaust.
Why did the boy drop his Icescream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red Paint.
Whats large, white and a refrigerator?
A Refrigerator.
Why did the monkey fall from the tree?
Because he got shot. In the face.
How do you get a clown off a swing?
Throw an axe at him.
How do you make a plumber cry?
Stab his children.
A penguin walks into a bar.
He doesn' t say anything. He is a penguin.
Why was the boy sad?
Because he had a frog stapled to his face.
Why didn' t the Octopus have any friends?
Because they are antisocial creatures.
imj, ml SKIP
Love Bram
apple?
The Holocaust.
Why did the boy drop his Icescream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red Paint.
Whats large, white and a refrigerator?
A Refrigerator.
Why did the monkey fall from the tree?
Because he got shot. In the face.
How do you get a clown off a swing?
Throw an axe at him.
How do you make a plumber cry?
Stab his children.
A penguin walks into a bar.
He doesn' t say anything. He is a penguin.
Why was the boy sad?
Because he had a frog stapled to his face.
Why didn' t the Octopus have any friends?
Because they are antisocial creatures.
imj, ml SKIP
Love Bram
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#50
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xplosevdiarrhea (11/10/2012) [-] What's worse than a bee sting?
The Holocaust
What's worse than the Holocaust?
Two bee stings
The Holocaust
What's worse than the Holocaust?
Two bee stings
#40
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aluminiumfoiled (11/10/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.
#21
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chrizac (11/10/2012) [-] Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?
He was shot.
Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree?
He was hit by a dead Koala.
Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree?
He was hit by one dead Koala and one unconscious Koala.
Why did the fourth Koala fall out of the tree?
He thought it was a game.
Why did the man fall off his bike?
He was hit by 4 falling Koalas.
He was shot.
Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree?
He was hit by a dead Koala.
Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree?
He was hit by one dead Koala and one unconscious Koala.
Why did the fourth Koala fall out of the tree?
He thought it was a game.
Why did the man fall off his bike?
He was hit by 4 falling Koalas.
#49
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coordinatesrs **User deleted account** (11/10/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was of higher numerical value.
Because seven was of higher numerical value.
#43
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dealwithitfagg (11/10/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
How do you know your sister is on her period?
Your dads cock tastes like blood
Your dads cock tastes like blood
#48
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BuddyTorre **User deleted account** (11/10/2012) [-] The reason anti-jokes are funny is that they're unexpected. They're presumed to be normal jokes, and catch you off-guard.
So when you put "Anti-Joke Comp" in the title, you ruin everything.
So when you put "Anti-Joke Comp" in the title, you ruin everything.
#46
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pickpocket (11/10/2012) [-] What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
"We're both lawyers."
"We're both lawyers."
#25
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salari (11/10/2012) [-] What's purple, stiff and when I shove it in my wife's mouth she cries?
Her miscarriage.
Her miscarriage.
#42
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seminolefan (11/10/2012) [-] What is worse than the Holocaust?
Finding two worms in your apple.
Finding two worms in your apple.
#61
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dillybilly (11/10/2012) [-] Why Did Sally Fall Off The Swing?
Because She Had No Arms.
*Knock* *Knock*
Who's There?
Not Sally
Because She Had No Arms.
*Knock* *Knock*
Who's There?
Not Sally
#47
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N. Korean citizen (11/10/2012) [-]
>Use FJ search engine
> Search "Anti-jokes"
>Holy mother of reposts
> Search "Anti-jokes"
>Holy mother of reposts
#12
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megafailface (11/10/2012) [-] Q: what do you call a black lady that has an abortion?
A: crime stopper
A: crime stopper
#10
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wwjjgg (11/09/2012) [-]
No, the real monkey one goes like this:
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did the banana fall out of the tree?
Because it was stapled to the monkey.
Also, my favorite:
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did the banana fall out of the tree?
Because it was stapled to the monkey.
Also, my favorite:
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
#7
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mikesch (11/09/2012) [-] **mikesch rolled a random image posted in comment #1611913 at MLP Brony Board **
Hahahahaaa. Hahahahah.
I am such a bad person for laughing at this. Whatever, I'll go to hell anyway. Might as well save myself a first class ticket.
Hahahahaaa. Hahahahah.
I am such a bad person for laughing at this. Whatever, I'll go to hell anyway. Might as well save myself a first class ticket.
